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The Only Thing Better Than Raping Your Mother At Gunpoint
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Yeah, this happened a few blocks from where me and Crash live.
For me, it's the laughingstock of local news right now. Supposedly the boy had taken off his diapers because they were dirty and the parents were out of the room getting stuff to take care of that, and then the parents heard the boy screaming, to see him being sodomized by the dog. The mother started yelling and scared the dog, so it started running, with the boy still attached (in before HE TOOK THE KNOT!) Animal behavior experts are saying the dog had to have gotten confused from a scent somewhere in the vicinity. This article gives a pretty decent summary of the whole event. But yeah, this story is absolutely serious and true, despite sounding incredibly ridiculous. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
(This should be an episode of the Dog Whisperer, though.) I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
My aunt has a HUGE samoyed...when ever me and my siblings went to visit her, The dog would jump on my sister and put his front paws on her shoulders (she was maybe 11 at the time) and would hump her.
I felt so bad for her, it was kind of funny though. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I'm seriously supporting pitbull genocide.
FELIPE NO |
Regarding the "Save the dog, investigate the family" thing:
It's pretty sad when Americans put higher value on dogs than sodomized 2-year old boys. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Dogs tend to be cuter than people.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Why am I expecting someone to post a thread in the sewers asking if anyone has a video of this or any other similiar event?
There's nowhere I can't reach.
"You can't win, Pilate. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."-Jesus
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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
How is this better than getting raped by your mother? I guess it depends if your mom looks worse than a Pit-Bull I suppose... Also.
Pit-Bulls are now banned in the UK under the dangerous dogs act which is fucked up because every dog can be dangerous if provoked in some way. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I'm sure pitbulls aren't all that bad when you're not actively mistreating them, but a significant portion of their owners make such a public hazard out of their pets that they ruining the priviledge for everyone else. This is the reason more and more cities are banning the breed. Also, 13GB.com laughs at your attempts to hotlink, Dogs on Acid. I was speaking idiomatically. |