Silent Hill movie

Wow, I thought that was awful.

The generic Silent Hill "this music is supposed to disturb you, but in reality, it's just annoying you like scratching nails across a chalkboard" music track that accompanies the crowd running up the stairs makes it feel more like a comedy than anything.

How ya doing, buddy?

It's Rumble Roses. Why lie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

GET TO DA CHOPPAH

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Anyone know what trailers will be attached, or what.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Is it really hard to believe that the movie just sucks.

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoiler:

Ok, so what happens at the end. They are trapped in their version of Silent Hill, or what.

Also, why did they burn Alessa. What was her sin.

I am scurred.

FELIPE NO

To be honest, this movie should have sucked, but the excellent sound mix and direction saved it. The dialogue and story editing was just horrible, which I hope will be addressed in the extended cut.

How ya doing, buddy?

It was also cool how they used the piano version of Promise 900 times in the movie.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So I heard that Sean Bean is going to star in the Silent Hill sequel in order to find his wife and child, and his fight scene with Pyramid Head will be choreographed by Yuen Wo-ping.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why are people so obessed with Pyramid Nerd.

He shouldn't even be in the film since the James isn't.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pyramid Nerd is a representation of James' anger and lust. That's why he's always killing shit and raping monsters in SH2. I don't remember what the significance is in concerns to Pyramid being a Civil War-era executioner, though.

They simply should have based the movie on Silent Hill 2. I think it would have played out well on film, and the concept doesn't seem particularly cliched to me. Also, Sean Bean makes a perfect Sunderland.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK...INTO HEAVEN'S NIGHT.

::steel pipe::

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's the only logical route.

Sean Bean's character is left wondering what had happened to Rose and Sharon, since they're trapped in Silent Hill, and it only makes sense for him to revisit the town in order to find out what happened.

They fucked it all up already, though. The greatest thing in the entire series is featured in SH2. This is the fact that the town is a representation of oneself. The dark side is nothing but a reflection of one's own evils. The whole story about birthing Samael in the first SH and the third is just boring and stupid.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Why would Silent Hill 4 adapt well to a film, again.

I don't even remember what happened, other than the fact that there was a portal to hell in the bathroom.

::grabs a sheet of toilet paper::

::samael appears::

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

They'll probably just get a Chinese actor to play Samanosuke.

Then Japan will be outraged, as usual.

::noonecares::

FELIPE NO