Worst Movie of 2006

Ultraviolet must be the worst - lack of plot, crappy special effects, predictable ending - what more can you say?

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I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?

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This thread is more apt toward November or December. Close this shit.

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Originally Posted by Admiral Amara

I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?

and yes it was really that bad.... read the reviews if you haven't already - its not different from those other 'sexy(slutty)-chick-assasin-who-wants-revenge' movie. ex. Elektra, Aeon Flux...etc. etc.

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Hmmm, haven't seen much so far but "Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector" looks to eclipse Ultraviolet as the worst movie of 2006 so far.

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The movie is suppose to appeal to Redneck, hillbilly types. So it might be a Great movie for them.

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Oh, I know who it's supposed to appeal to. But that doesn't mean it can't fail with them too. Just like Jeff Foxworthy's show was targeted to the same crowd but it flopped even here in Hillbilly heaven (North Carolina).

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How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.

Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what?

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Originally Posted by Yamamanama

Can we at least wait until Snakes On A Plane comes out, along with the slew of bad summer movies?

Or Mission Impossible 3.

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Originally Posted by Terminus

How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.

Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what?

Yeah dude. You can't compare it to a movie like Equilibrium which indeed did kick ass!

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Posted by Yamamanama
Can we at least wait until Snakes On A Plane comes out, along with the slew of bad summer movies?

Man, what are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film of 2006.

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Originally Posted by Monkey King

Man, what are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film of 2006.

SOAP may even sweep the academy awards. Only time (and lots of snakes) can tell!

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Originally Posted by Yamamanama

Yeah, it is, but it will be the best movie of 2006 because it's bad in a good way.

Unless Ultraviolet managed to go past the realm of so bad it's good and back into the realm of fucking terrible.

LOL. Impossible.

Off topic: Has anyone actually seen Curious George?

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Date Movie?

Scary Movie 4?

Big Momma's House 2?

That Rob Schiender/David Spade baseball flick?

Other worthy nominees.

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Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

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47. 20% Pink Panther 125
48. 18% Firewall 136
49. 17% Underworld: Evolution 78
50. 15% Grandma's Boy 47
51. 13% London 32
52. 11% Annapolis 95
53. 10% When a Stranger Calls 67
54. 10% Ultraviolet 52
55. 8% Date Movie 62
56. 7% BloodRayne 41
57. 6% Big Momma's House 2 52
58. 5% Doogal 38

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/be....php?year=2006

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Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.

The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.

The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D

"Now Playing...:
Wild 80's"
**Karma Chameleon starts playing**
"Now Playing...:
Destroy Mankind"

It really really bothers me that the same team responsible for Airplane! is also responsible for Scary Movie 4. I mean Doctor Phil cameo's? Really?

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey

Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.



http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/be....php?year=2006

Goddamn it makes me happy to see Annapolis on that list.

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Who are we kidding, Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege is coming out this year, it already won the shittiest movie of 06.

I was speaking idiomatically.

How in the hell do you make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? The damn game didn't even have a fucking ending! Unless you count: "Congrats...you beat the game...go play online now." I'm with you Stealth. I don't even need to see it to call it.

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I somehow doubt Dungeon Siege will be worse than Bloodrayne.

It's cast is pretty goddamn impressive. I don't think ALL those actors could suck that much in it.

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Holy shit, I actually went to see "A DATE MOVIE" and it was the most retarded thing I had ever seen. I feel bad for having my friend pay for both her and my ticket to see that unfunny garbage; it was such a waste of time and money.

If you'd like a synopsis, here's how it went:

A cute actress outside of this shitty shit film mianders around and finds an unbelievably retarded british guy to hook up with after a series of dumbshit events that are chaulk full of corny and lame pop-culture references that any shallow douchebag who actually builds his social worth off encyclopedia-izing this useless knowledge would laugh at with gusto and pitch gay one-liners from the movie at random intervals during conversation in an attempt to be witty but finds out after an awkward moment of silence and stares from his peers that he was the only dipshit dumb enough to see such an unbelievably shitty movie in the first place hence making him an outcast to a demographic he thought would be interested in a film that otherwise portrays stupidity as an outstanding plot device which inadvertantly insults its audience because basically its undertones are this: "This movie is retarded, and if you paid to see it you are retarded also and are in for a world of dissapointment if you actually expected this to be geniunely funny."

I might have left a few parts out, but that's pretty much all I remember from when I saw it.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

Goddamn it makes me happy to see Annapolis on that list.

Wait, why exactly do you loathe that film so?

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