Old School Rulez cuz...

...I'd rather spend more time fighting bad dudes than camera angles.


(your turn)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

...I'd rather buy a satisfying game built with love and passion, than rent only a part of a product.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

...I'd rather not spend $60 on something that I could make with my ass.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

...I'd rather lose my breath blowing into a cartridge than working out with Wii Fit or a Kinect alternative.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

...I rather not deal with any game "patches" and DLCs.

I was speaking idiomatically.

...all we needed to fix our games were q-tips and rubbing alcohol.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

... Cartridges don't get damaged when you stack them on top of each other. Fuck CDs.

FELIPE NO

...pretty much ALL PC releases used to be this sweet.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

... there's none of that "Now Loading..." crap.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Vemp

... there's none of that "Now Loading..." crap.

You clearly never played any games on a Spectrum. Pop the tape in, type Load, hit Enter, press play, go out and play football for half an hour, come back in, find out it crashed during loading, reset the computer, rewind the tape, type Load, hit Enter etc etc etc etc. Kids these days don't know they're born.

How ya doing, buddy?

Haha oh wow, I don't even know what a Spectrum is. I'm actually 9 years old! My first recollection of playing games was on an Atari VCS and then eventually a Famicom.

(I just wikied the Spectrum and proved to myself that Shin is really old.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But the VCS was released 5 years before the Spectrum =/

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I guess the Spectrum didn't reach the Philippine islands and the Atari wasn't mine, it was my friend's and they own a sewing machine factory, so he's filthy rich. I just made friends with him so that I can play with his Atari.

I was speaking idiomatically.

...I feel more in control with a D-pad and two buttons than I do with a D-pad, two analogue sticks, close to a dozen buttons and force feedback.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'd rather have a nice selection of genres than a dominant fps/action market.

How ya doing, buddy?

Because it does...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'd rather play my SNES than any other console.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

... the only thing you needed to know about the plot was two lines.

"ITS TIME FOR REVENGE"

"LETS ATTACK AGGRESSIVELY"

YouTube Video

There's nowhere I can't reach.

...The music to the older games were far superior than modern days ambient-oriented soundtracks. So much good music produced to the old pc and console games, it's sad how it looks on the todays market imo.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dedicated run buttons.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm sick of every game having a damn tutorial level that I'm forced to deal with.

I was speaking idiomatically.