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EXPOSE YOUR ALIEN MASTERS TO ME!
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Old Mar 3, 2007, 11:27 AM Local time: Mar 3, 2007, 09:27 AM #1 of 17
EXPOSE YOUR ALIEN MASTERS TO ME!

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OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.

"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.
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Old Mar 3, 2007, 11:35 AM 1 #2 of 17
It's as good an approach as anything else at our disposal at this point.

Because making sense and appealing to the ecologically conscious side of mankind hasn't gotten us very far.

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Old Mar 3, 2007, 12:28 PM Local time: Mar 3, 2007, 10:28 AM #3 of 17
Sounds to me like someone's been watching a bit too much Stargate SG-1.

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Old Mar 3, 2007, 01:02 PM #4 of 17
Oh, those crazy Canucks. Everyone knows that the governments of the world are much more interested in adapting alien weaponry and mind control technology to their insidious uses than saving the world with alien fuel efficiency.

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Old Mar 3, 2007, 01:17 PM Local time: Mar 4, 2007, 02:17 AM #5 of 17
I saw aliens once. They were doing things with a goat. And a frog.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 3, 2007, 04:51 PM #6 of 17
It would be acceptable if alien was used in the sense of foreign, but to passionately proclaim the existence of alien technology? Former [Canadian defense minister] is the key word here. Maybe his mind got screwed up from being probed by the aliens =P

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Old Mar 4, 2007, 09:42 PM #7 of 17
I want what he's smoking!

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Old Mar 4, 2007, 10:16 PM Local time: Mar 4, 2007, 08:16 PM #8 of 17
I don't know what the big deal is, we get aliens all the time up here.

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Old Mar 5, 2007, 04:28 PM #9 of 17
Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.

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Old Mar 5, 2007, 05:01 PM #10 of 17
Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.
Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?

Shit, the US is done for.

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Old Mar 7, 2007, 10:05 PM Local time: Mar 7, 2007, 09:05 PM #11 of 17
That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.



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Old Mar 8, 2007, 02:03 AM #12 of 17
Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?
At the same time.

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Old Mar 8, 2007, 07:42 AM Local time: Mar 8, 2007, 01:42 PM #13 of 17
I think he is just trying to be an open minded politician.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Mar 8, 2007, 07:47 AM #14 of 17
what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>

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Old Mar 8, 2007, 08:28 AM #15 of 17
this is excellent, gave me a good laugh.


i don't doubt the possibility that we may have had encounters. but if it could solve anything, i'm pretty sure we would have already done it.

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Old Mar 8, 2007, 09:11 AM #16 of 17
what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>
It may not be useful but it would be awesome. Don't you wish to use alien technology? I want to beam someplace.

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Old Mar 8, 2007, 03:19 PM #17 of 17
That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.

I thought we should move for the beer and the bacon.....

Maybe that's what happened to him.

He sounds like one of those villains on TV: "Tell me where it is! Now! If you don't, this whole place is going to be destroyed!"

Yeah--there's some alien in M33 tapped into this thread right now laughing his ass off.

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