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Buckets of blood readied for Amazon swim
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070119/...swimmer_amazon
Does anyone else find this particularly amazing? Or is he just insane? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
This is crazy. Personally, I don't think there's any way he'll succeed and I'll be surprised if he makes it past the half-way mark with all of his limbs in tact. Nature has a way of circumventing human ingenuity with pure instinct, so I doubt the buckets of blood will fool predators forever.
There's nowhere I can't reach. Observant Provisions | [adult swim] "Dude, this is gonna.. Man, this is gonna wicked, like, really hurt." |
That is pretty insane. If he makes it, I will be shocked, if not, then I won't.
That has got to be the most evil river in the world. Most amazing jew boots |
Holy crap, why would you want to do that? I mean, he holds the record already. I guess it's a feat that is unlikely would be equalled, but it just seems like the risks outweigh the benefits.
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I don't think any sane person would do that. He probably gets more of a kick out of the dangers of it than swimming "for a dream". Who would honestly take a risk with creatures that lodge themselves into your body orifices and then drain your vitality. I thought piranhas were the worst but looks like there are stranger creatures, and I don't just mean the animals.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
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THats just rediculous. I dont think he'll hend up making it out of that alive.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Candiru are scary, scary creatures. It's not without reason that they're called vampire fish. The thought of a fish swimming up my urethra and beginning to EAT MY INSIDES makes me cringe.
FELIPE NO |
Holy Jesus, 3,375 miles. That's a greater distance than from my house to California.
One thing that astounds me is that dumping buckets of blood into the river will DISCOURAGE fish from frenzy around him. You dump blood in the river, won't that attract them? And in a shark's case, wouldn't that encourage them to ATTACK him, where they think he is WOUNDED? Man. This doesn't sound like a very good idea, but it's his life he's endangering. It's for a good cause, if you ask me - though incredibly cliched. I should like to know if the man dies trying. ;_; What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
From the sounds of it, Sass, they'll be dumping the blood away from him... like on one side of the river when he's on the other, so that they'll all swim that way. Still... I'm wondering if he'll make it. I cant swim 2 laps without getting winded. This guy must be BUFF.
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I'll likely follow this story since I'm amazed that he's willing to swim that distance in a dangerous environment. He's taking a big risk, and I'm not sure he'll make it.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I hope he makes it, or atleast lives to tell about the attempt.
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So if he dies doing this, does that mean world peace is impossible?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Woah talk about living life to the fullest o_0 I'll have to remember to watch this when it happens, looks like it's going to be epic.
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I'm hoping this guy will come out in one piece. The Amazon is a dangerous river. Best of luck to him. FELIPE NO |
Wow. I'm sure he could swim it if it weren't for all the wildlife.
That will be dangerous. Not to mention all the parasites and deseases... Well I wish him luck. Most amazing jew boots
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20 bucks says he won't make it 1/4 of the way
edit - 1/100 Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by TheXeno; Jan 25, 2007 at 11:54 AM.
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This guy is nuts. I'm pulling for him all the way.
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This guy is batshite nuts....no way would I want anything swimming up any pactualr hole of mine.
Eragh, just the thought of that is making my stomach feel wierd. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. All I'm saying is that if the laptops of the future are not in the
shape of chibi genie girls then I'm going to be sorely disappointed.
Last edited by Conan-the-3rd; Jan 25, 2007 at 02:08 PM.
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He's gonna die and create headlines.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Bleh, what a brave (stupid?) man. It's an...emphatic way to die, I'll give him that. He'll definitely make headlines; I'm guessing that was one of his several goals here.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Cecil Adams of the Straight Dope reported on the surgical removal of a candiru from a man that survived an attack by the fish. The deceased fish was measured to be 134mm (5 1/2 inches) in length. The fish entered the victim's urethra while he urinated, "with his penis out of the water yet close to it." - Wikipedia.... What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I would have to say he is definetely pushing his body to the absolute distance. Despite the ridiculous distance he has to swim, we're dealing with some of the most dangerous wildlife in the entire world. I'm not really surprised that someone would attempt this though. I guess as human beings they have to try to attempt dangerous things just to prove we can do it and all.
Its nice to know that he is doing this to promote world peace but I'm guessing he wants to do something that no other human being has ever atempted. Even if he does successfully complete this it won't be too long before someone else tries to attempt something incredibly insane to show that it can be done. Its just selfish human nature we have to do everything and have a reason why everything in the worlds happens in a particular way. How ya doing, buddy? |