What's your ringtone?

Good ol' ringtones. Where would we be without God-awful ringtones? I have a few ringtones I cycle through depending where I am. At school with my buddies, it's "BOOM HEADSHOT!" by FPS Doug, at work it's "Level 1-2 from Super Mario 1 for NES", and at home it's "LEEROOOOOY mmJENKIIINS!!" to wake me up.

How ya doing, buddy?

Right now it's "Bananaphone".

How ya doing, buddy?

I've had the same ringtone on my phones for the past year or so: The Clash - London Calling. I mainly only got this because I just wanted a ringtone that sounded like a PHONE RINGING but T-Mobile has that annoying jingle of theirs and Samsung phones (which I've used over the past 2 years) have never had the best selection of built-in ringtones. I figured I'd just give in and at least get a song I enjoy listening to on a regular basis.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I alternate between remixes of the original NES Contra theme and SMB.

I can't do those fancy mp3s, mostly because I refuse to actually put them on my phone. SO ANNOYING. And I like actual RING TONES.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Vivaldi - Winter.

It's one of the defaults - I'm not up to spending money for a "real" ringtone.

I was speaking idiomatically.

When my wife calls, it's the Matoya's Cave/Dwarf Cave theme from FF1. When my best friend calls, it's Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1. When someone from work calls, it's Vampire Killer. When someone not on my list calls, I get a song from Kirby's Adventure.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The silent hill acoustic theme from the first game. So awsome ^_^

FELIPE NO

My ringtone is the chorus of BYOB by SOAD. My phone has been on silent a lot though.

How ya doing, buddy?

Mine is myself screaming very loud...yeah it went off in bank one day...scared the shit out of everyone. :biggrin:

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Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks. Certainly the song is overplayed, but it's attention-getting and nice to listen to. Sometimes I let it keep playing instead of answering my phone.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My phone's ringtone format sucks (.mmf), so I have a shitty ringtone of Styx' Mr. Roboto that just says the "Domo arigato mr. roboto" over and over.
It gets stuck in my head easily.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My ringtone is the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme. My phone is usually on silent though, so I never really get to hear it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I wake to my phone's Dance of the Swans from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, and for calls, I believe it's currently Chopin's Fantasie Impromptu.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The Transformers theme. Because I am indeed more than meets the eye

I can also turn into a dumptruck

How ya doing, buddy?

From my woman it's currently "Keep Tryin'" by Utada Hikaru and the rest of the ringtones are also Utada; Passion ~After the Battle~, Sakura Drops, and her other singles.

As you could probably tell my phone is Hikki-themed.

FELIPE NO

It's a clip from Coheed and Cambria's "Apollo 2, The Telling Truth."

...when my ex calls it's Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl." Since her dad's name is Jesse and I basically want Jesse's girl, stfu.

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My first ringtone on my cellphone was a segment off BT's "Knowledge of Self." For about a week, I used a segment from a song made by my friend (SuperGreenX, maybe you heard some of his stuff). Then I went back to the BT song. It rarely plays as my phones always on Vibrate anyway when it's not plugged in.

How ya doing, buddy?

I hacked my phone and most of my friends have their own theme now.

Chad: Undertaker
Billy: Firefly (Breaking Benjamin rock music)
Rajiv: Randy Orton
Ryan: Triple H
Dad Cell: Arcana Boss Song
Home: Arcana Battle Song
Kyle: Drowning Pool Tear Away
Dave: Popcorn (mostly heard on ytmnd.com)
Adam: Kane
OTHER PEOPLE: The ending clip from Black mages KEFKA battle music!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My phone plays mp3s.

For my friends i have it set to the minutemen's " Price of paradise"

and for my parents/family/boss/school i have Gorguts "The carnal State". When this ringtone goes off in a public place, it always raises heads.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Currently my ringtone is the Red Dwarf theme tune. No one ever rings me though so it'll never be heard lol

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I write my own as MIDIs and then convert them to .mmfs for my phone =D

My current one is this.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Mine was naruto theme but now i stick to vibrator mode

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I hate all Ringtones. MIDI ones, MP3 ones. A standard "phone ring" I can tolerate, but I don't enjoy. I leave my phone on Vibrate 24/7.

FELIPE NO

My ringtone is a sound wave that creates 100% destructive interference with any ringtone that sounds like a classical piece. Also, it rings whenever your phone rings.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ringtone: "Big Victory March" from The Last Starfighter
Text Message: Bass Trombone hit from "Zeus Canon" from Final Fantasy
Voice Mail: Codec beep from MGS

Jam it back in, in the dark.