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Old Sep 11, 2006, 01:59 PM Local time: Sep 12, 2006, 03:59 AM #1 of 12
Birds and the Bees

I've heard of this over and over again. I know its supose to be the sex talk. Curosity has run a few different ideas through my mind of how an explanation could be parralled. However, they are all ridiculous at best.

So... does anyone know the actual 'birds and bees' speech?

This might be the wrong place for this, feel free to move it where ever it should be.

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 02:12 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 09:12 PM #2 of 12
Originally Posted by avanent
Curosity has run a few different ideas through my mind of how an explanation could be parralled. However, they are all ridiculous at best.
That's the point; the phrase simply mocks parents who attempt to talk about sex using nature as a metaphor (instead of giving an honest explanation), and fail badly.

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 02:34 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 11:34 AM #3 of 12
Here's a link to a video of it. Click.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 03:26 PM #4 of 12
Originally Posted by Capo
Here's a link to a video of it. Click.
That video was cool until they did, like, the same thing for the FOURTH time. ;_;

I think the old saying refers to the way nature goes. Birds. Bees. You know. Life. Sex. Death.

Though why the choice was the "birds" and the "bees" - maybe for alliteration purposes. =/

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 03:55 PM Local time: Sep 12, 2006, 05:55 AM #5 of 12
Originally Posted by Aardork
That's the point; the phrase simply mocks parents who attempt to talk about sex using nature as a metaphor (instead of giving an honest explanation), and fail badly.
That is rather disapointing if true.

Originally Posted by Capo
Here's a link to a video of it. Click.
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there are no bees in that video...

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 05:40 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 05:40 PM #6 of 12
Ummmm.... ok... that video was more than not explanatory. It was just scary. Seriously though, the birds and the bees thing is just and old folk saying.

Actually, in all honesty, I have no idea why the two are significant.... or how they relate to sex and whatnot....

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 07:39 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 06:39 PM #7 of 12
YES. The vid I uploaded was link'd to!!
Actually, that's why I clicked on this thread -- then I noticed it was in TQP.
I'm so vain with my YouTube stuff.

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Old Sep 14, 2006, 09:44 PM Local time: Sep 14, 2006, 06:44 PM #8 of 12
Why do you think I linked to it?

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Old Sep 14, 2006, 10:46 PM #9 of 12
I never got a "talk"; I figured it out on my own?

Just thinking about hearing it makes me feel awkward =x

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Old Sep 17, 2006, 02:18 PM Local time: Sep 18, 2006, 04:18 AM #10 of 12
Originally Posted by Devo
It's cooler if you have a father into sports, then it becomes "baseball bats and mits."
Haha, thats great. I'm involved in Lacrosse, I can think of some pretty obnoxious 'metaphors' from it.

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