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GFF Risk 10: The One Where Tritoch Doesn't Win
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Scent of a Grundle
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Old Mar 13, 2009, 01:05 AM Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 12:05 AM #76 of 118
6 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
utah 3
1d10
3
utah 2
1d10
1
utah
1d10
3
new mexico 2
1d10
6
new mexico
1d10
3
idaho
1d10
7
Let's try this one more time.

Got Idaho and New Mexico. Should've expected that i wouldn't get any more, but i tried. EB used.

bah. before the money goes to other people i'll tank Utah.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Mar 13, 2009, 06:55 PM Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 06:55 PM #77 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Pennsylvania
1d10
3
New Jersey
1d10
7
New York 2
1d10
9
New York
1d10
2
Attacking New York (lost)
Attacking New York (won)
Attacking New Jersey (won)
Attacking Pennsylvania (lost)

+3 for three successful attacks
+5 as I believe I was a warlord when that started.

Ah, to have a better than average turn.

Actually, Tank to Pennsylvania so I don't have to depend on Rock to stop Warlord status.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 13, 2009, 08:06 PM Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 07:06 PM #78 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Oklahoma 2
1d10
2
Oklahoma
1d10
5
Missouri 2
1d10
10
Missouri
1d10
1
Araes, you have to have 9 adjoining states in order to have Warlord status. You had the numbers, just not the adjoining part.

As for my turn, I'll start off with an attack on Missouri.

Next is Oklahoma.

Well, so my turn won't be a complete waste, I'll use the Tanks I have on Oklahoma and buy some more to use on Texas.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Mar 13, 2009, 09:18 PM #79 of 118
6 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Louisiana
1d10
1
Arkansas
1d10
8
Mississippi #3
1d10
3
Mississippi #2
1d10
5
Mississippi
1d10
4
Tennessee
1d10
6
Time to hop aboard the Turnip Train.

I'll begin by attacking the unoccupied Tennessee and Mississippi 3 times.

Seeing as that failed, I'll use an Energy Boost and attack Arkansas and Louisiana.

Louisiana stubbornly refuses to fall, so I'll use my one Tank and purchase another Tank to take Louisiana and Mississippi.

I've also given everyone their 5 gil for the next round.

FELIPE NO
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Old Mar 13, 2009, 09:50 PM Local time: Mar 14, 2009, 02:50 AM #80 of 118
5 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Iowa Atomic Bomb
1d4
3
Oklahoma
1d10
3
Wyoming 3
1d10
9
Wyoming 2
1d10
4
Wyoming
1d10
1
Attacking Wyoming.

Again.

Again.

Oklahoma.

Buying Atomic Bomb.

Atomic Bomb on Iowa.

Taking over Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota.

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Old Mar 13, 2009, 10:27 PM #81 of 118
Updated Hawkeye's gil with 8 extra Warlord bonus (KrelEN only had 3 to give).

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Mar 14, 2009, 12:17 AM Local time: Mar 13, 2009, 11:17 PM #82 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
wy 4
1d10
4
wy 3
1d10
5
wy 2
1d10
2
wyoming
1d10
5
I'll start with Wyoming and then Colorado. Not getting my hopes up for more than one win

How i got to being a warlord with rolls like these is beyond me

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Mar 14, 2009, 07:30 AM #83 of 118
Updated Araes' gil, since somehow he became a Warlord with his Northeast states.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Araes
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Old Mar 14, 2009, 07:15 PM Local time: Mar 14, 2009, 07:15 PM #84 of 118
5 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Tennessee
1d10
7
Ohio
1d10
6
Washington D.C. 2
1d10
9
Washington D.C
1d10
5
Fire in the Sky (Atomics)
1d4
4
Eh, what the hell. The Marylanders look up to see nuclear fire in their skies.

Buying / Using Atomic Bomb on Maryland.

Holy Crap.

I take Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia also.

Attacking D.C. (lost)

Attacking D.C. (won)

Attacking Ohio (won)

Attacking Tennessee (won)

Got my wish I guess.

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Old Mar 14, 2009, 09:29 PM Local time: Mar 14, 2009, 08:29 PM #85 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Iowa 3
1d10
5
Iowa 2
1d10
5
Iowa
1d10
1
Minnesota
1d10
7
Minnesota first.

Iowa next.

Fine, Tanks to Iowa and South Dakota.

Also, trading Oklahoma to Nutty for Arkansas.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 14, 2009, 10:22 PM #86 of 118
6 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Nebraska #3
1d10
2
Colorado
1d10
7
Nebraska #2
1d10
3
Nebraska
1d10
3
Kansas #2
1d10
10
Kansas
1d10
2
Confirming trade of Arkansas to Rockgamer for Oklahoma.

Attacking Kansas x2 and Nebraska x2.

Since that didn't go as well as I would have hoped, I'll purchase an Energy Boost and attack Colorado and Nebraska again.

Since Nebraska refuses to fall, I'll use a Tank against it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Mar 15, 2009, 11:16 AM Local time: Mar 15, 2009, 04:16 PM 2 #87 of 118
6 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
COLORADO(I HOPE THIS IS RIGHT)
1d10
3
IDAHO DO-OVER BC I SUCK
1d10
1
HOLY SHIT UTAH
1d10
10
FUCK IDAHO
1d6
5
OK, ATTACKING MONTANA FOR REAL
1d10
6
MONTANA
1d6
1
FUCKIN LAST STAND AND SHIT

FUCKIN ATTACKIN MONTANA

oops, attacking montana again because i'm fucktarded and i hit 6 instead of 10 oh god what am I i hope that does not count against me

FUCKIN ATTACKIN IDAHO

FUCKIN ATTACKIN UTAH FUCK YEAH MORMONS N SHIT

JUST REALISED I DID 1D6 FOR IDAHO, TOO, I'M NOT DRUNK AT 4 PM I PROMISE

FUCK YOU COLORADO FUCKIN WENT SKIING IN YOU AND SHIT BUT YOU WERE ALL FUCK NO WON'T SELL BOOZE ON A SUNDAY FUCK YOU

WELL SHIT

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Old Mar 15, 2009, 02:20 PM Local time: Mar 15, 2009, 01:20 PM #88 of 118
10 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
texas
1d10
8
oklahoma
1d10
6
ninjas in nebraska
1d10
1
nebraska
1d10
4
south dakota ninja strike
1d10
6
south dakota
1d10
5
colorado
1d10
7
wyoming
1d10
8
utah
1d10
10
montana
1d10
7
Alright. Let's do this. Buying an Energy Boost and Ninjas. If this doesn't work, so help me.

Attacking Montana, Utah, Wyoming.

... wow. That's new. I'm actually getting somewhere. ummm... I'm not sure what to do now.

Let's try Colorado, South Dakota, and Nebraska.

Actually while I've still got the ninjas, let's buy another EB with KrelEN's money.

let's try Oklahoma and Texas this time...



Awesome. Karmic retribution is in full effect. That's what you get for messing with my tuba wielding ninjas.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Araes
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Old Mar 15, 2009, 07:48 PM Local time: Mar 15, 2009, 07:48 PM #89 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Kentucky 4
1d10
8
Kentucky 3
1d10
4
Kentucky 2
1d10
2
Kentucky
1d10
3
Is the current 22 with taking Nutty's gil already? Cool, thanks for the quick reply.

Attacking Kentucky (lost)
Attacking Kentucky (lost)
Attacking Kentucky (lost)

Haha, apparently Hawkeye took the good rolls. Ah well, one more.

Attacking Kentucky (won)

Guess 4th times the charm.

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Old Mar 15, 2009, 07:49 PM #90 of 118
Yes, that includes your Warlord bonus.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Mar 15, 2009, 10:24 PM Local time: Mar 15, 2009, 09:24 PM #91 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
New Mexico
1d10
3
Texas Dos
1d10
6
Texas
1d10
5
Oklahoma
1d10
10
Eh, I know I don't stand a chance at winning at this point, but no one bows out of Risk gracefully. So now it's time to attack as I flail my arms wildly.

First attack on Oklahoma.

Next, gotta reclaim the homeland (Texas).

And eh, why not, New Mexico.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 05:29 AM #92 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Pennsylvania
1d10
6
West Virginia #2
1d10
3
West Virginia
1d10
2
Ohio
1d10
10
Time to launch my final assault as well.

I'll attack Ohio, West Virginia x2, and Pennsylvania.

This game is drawing to a close. We'll go 2 more turns to give Hawkeye and Araes a chance to battle it out for first place. I've adjusted the gil to include the daily 5, and Warlord payouts for Hawkeye and Araes both.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 12:28 PM Local time: Mar 16, 2009, 11:28 AM #93 of 118
I've adjusted the gil to include the daily 5, and Warlord payouts for Hawkeye and Araes both.
Okay, I have to ask when did the rule change to give out payments for Warlord status at the beginning of the day rather than at the beginning of someone's turn as the rules state? Not that it matters this late in the game, but it would have helped people out earlier, and at the same time it's kinda unfair to those whose turn is at the beginning of a rotation as opposed to those whose turn is at the end of a rotation.

(Or I could just be reading too much into it and you're just giving it to Araes now because you're lazy)

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 01:10 PM #94 of 118
(Or I could just be reading too much into it and you're just giving it to Araes now because you're lazy)
This. Hawkeye's turn is up, so of course he gets the Warlord bonus. Araes comes next, and I don't see any way that Hawkeye could stop him from being a Warlord, so I went ahead and gave him the bonus.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 05:06 PM Local time: Mar 16, 2009, 04:06 PM #95 of 118
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Dice
Result
neb 2
1d10
2
nebraska
1d10
1
texas
1d10
7
oklahoma
1d10
10
Oops, sorry, didn't see that it was my turn.

Attacking Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska.

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Old Mar 17, 2009, 11:57 PM Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 11:57 PM #96 of 118
4 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Ohio
1d10
10
Pennsylvania 3
1d10
6
Pennsylvania 2
1d10
2
Pennsylvania
1d10
5
Apologies on the delay, as mentioned in the Wheel of Fortune thread, I had some unexpected work travel hit me. Taking the turn now.

Attacking Pennsylvania (lost)
Attacking Pennsylvania (lost)
Attacking Pennsylvania (won)
Attacking Ohio (won)

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Old Mar 18, 2009, 12:44 AM Local time: Mar 17, 2009, 11:44 PM #97 of 118
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 Description
Dice
Result
Minnesota
1d10
9
mississippi
1d10
7
arkansas
1d10
7
louisiana
1d10
10
Attacking Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi and Minnesota.

What's with my luck lately? This is totally bizarre.

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Old Mar 18, 2009, 05:53 AM Local time: Mar 18, 2009, 06:53 PM #98 of 118
Since this game is winding down, what's your secret Hawkeye, Araes? Any secret alliances you guys struck?

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Old Mar 18, 2009, 07:36 AM #99 of 118
Since this game is winding down, what's your secret Hawkeye?
Maybe it's attacking out of turn, since it's Rockgamer's turn at the moment. Hawkeye's last post doesn't count.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Mar 18, 2009, 08:06 AM #100 of 118
Well isn't that convenient.

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