"13yr old buys two top-dollar hookers for Halo match." Wait, it gets better ='D

Source.

So here's some backstory for ya...:

Originally Posted by Article

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

Kid takes his buddies out and blows $30 grand on a credit card, mentioning that it was something his father allowed him to do, since his old man is a big-time lawyer and wasn't around for his birthday.

But wait! There's more!

Originally Posted by Article

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Originally Posted by Article

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

Originally Posted by Article

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

This kid fucking rules.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Gechmir

Source.

So here's some backstory for ya...:

Kid takes his buddies out and blows $30 grand on a credit card, mentioning that it was something his father allowed him to do, since his old man is a big-time lawyer and wasn't around for his birthday.

But wait! There's more!





This kid fucking rules.

He's got my vote.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wow. His excuse is amazing. Smart kid.

But with this stunt, I doubt he'll ever be a great politician unfortunately. ^_^

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Wow. His excuse is amazing. Smart kid.

But with this stunt, I doubt he'll ever be a great politician unfortunately. ^_^

Could be the Mayor of Chicago, the Governor of New York, or a big time member of the GOP if he ever switches to the other team and fucks a few male escorts.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

Could be the Mayor of Chicago, the Governor of New York, or a big time member of the GOP if he ever switches to the other team and fucks a few male escorts.

I wouldn't put it past him, really.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I wouldn't put it past him, really.

The best is it being the thing to do after you win a World of Warcraft tourney.

BALLIN

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, shit... Color me surprised. I will never preemptively judge any WoW player from now on. They may, in fact, be the ones who pay for next piece of ass.

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Originally Posted by Garr

But wow, man, World of Warcraft. Definitely goes down a few notches in the awesome factor for that.

I dunno, man. He knew what he could make money at. (Unless he didn't actually make money at the tourney? I don't know what WoW actually offers as far as cash prizes, if at all)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

who knows, maybe they did have sex... and they're just denying it to avoid charges for having intercourse with minors.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

The best is it being the thing to do after you win a World of Warcraft tourney.

BALLIN

I'm not suprised he had to pay being what looks to be an avid World of Warcraft Player...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sapphire852

who knows, maybe they did have sex...

Yes. Because every World of Warcraft player we know is a sexual performer of godly proportions it must mean that 13-year olds of the same breed must fuck like jackrabbits as well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually, if the story's right, they weren't WoW players. They just fed the hos that line to keep 'em from getting too suspicious.

And yes, Blizzard does host WoW tourneys, with cash prizes in the tens of thousands of dollars.

lol eSport

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Yes. Because every World of Warcraft player we know is a sexual performer of godly proportions it must mean that 13-year olds of the same breed must fuck like jackrabbits as well.

And you're suggesting being a good lover is somehow a requirement with prostitutes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Qwarky

And you're suggesting being a good lover is somehow a requirement with prostitutes.

When you put it that way, yes it does. What I really meant to suggest is that WoW players just don't have the cogs turning in order to get it up. Then again... A little role-play during a paid session certainly would do the trick in these extreme cases, wouldn't it?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If this happened, why are we only reading about it in a British newspaper and not on, you know, CNN or Fox News or something?

FELIPE NO

Because it involves video games NOT being blamed for something.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

If this happened, why are we only reading about it in a British newspaper and not on, you know, CNN or Fox News or something?

Because it's probably a hoax.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ha! I love his reason for getting the hookers.

"I just won a WoW tournament, now I think I'll get me some hookers!"

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Because every World of Warcraft player we know is a sexual performer of godly proportions

I heard you were talking about me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

PIXPLZ~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

To be honest i agree with whoever said they would make great poloticians.
For the fact that out of the most bizzare and wierd situations they can make a believable escuse to slip through the net is proof in it's self that they are the makings of poloticians already, because let's be honest thats all poloticians do anyway, make believable escuses for down right wierd situations. See proof that they will become poloticians in the future.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jesus fucking Christ I hope theres a language barrier involved in that last post. Its either that or this fucking heat is getting to me because that shit made little sense.

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Originally Posted by chunk92

To be honest i agree with whoever said they would make great poloticians.
For the fact that out of the most bizzare and wierd situations they can make a believable escuse to slip through the net is proof in it's self that they are the makings of poloticians already, because let's be honest thats all poloticians do anyway, make believable escuses for down right wierd situations. See proof that they will become poloticians in the future.

If I translated this right you are saying that they will be good political leaders because they can lie? I don't think that giant run on sentence was needed.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Encephalon

When you put it that way, yes it does. What I really meant to suggest is that WoW players just don't have the cogs turning in order to get it up. Then again... A little role-play during a paid session certainly would do the trick in these extreme cases, wouldn't it?

I don't think you quite understand the depths of sexual frustration inherent in most WoW players.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Nictusempra

I don't think you quite understand the depths of sexual frustration inherent in most WoW players.

And one assumes you do?

Jam it back in, in the dark.