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Member 1565 Level 13.78 Mar 2006 |
Oh God i fell like a fool...
I just found out my girlfriend (now ex) was cheating on her boyfriend with me! Oh God and I thought I was the only one. I wanna chole the life out of her! Please help me control my anger! It hurts so much...
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Get over it, pussy. If you thought life was gonna be a barrel of rose-scented peaches, then you deserved to get fucked in the ass like this. Here's a news flash: some girls are sluts. Looks like you found one!! If you don't like what she did, shove your hand down your pants, find your balls, and tell her she's been dumped faster than a belly of stool. Don't come whining on the internet about how miserable your life is now and how nobody except Linkin Park understands your pain.
You got played. Quit being life's bitch and move on. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Dude, did Jupiter break up with you? Was she somebody's boyfriend? Because normally this type of acid is left to me and Lurker around here. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
No, Jupiter and I are cool. I just went out and bought her some fruit snacks that aren't sold in CA, just to be nice.
I just found this guy's thread to be particularly whiny and decided to strike. The only reason it's usually left to you and lurker is that you two tend to get there first. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Also, original threadmaker: etc... etc... I was speaking idiomatically. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Florida's Natural Fruit Snacks
She says she's never seen them in California, which would make sense since California produces much of its own fruit. But the snacks are super awesome. They taste like the actual fruit, not some over-sugared laboratory facsimile. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I wouldn't purchase four boxes for to send across the country and have my girlfriend consume if they weren't pretty tasty.
All-natural too. They're not even BAD for you, unless you're severely diabetic. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
How ya doing, buddy? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Honestly, the way he worded it, I figured that she had another boyfriend first and was only fucking this Roan kid on the side.
So I don't really know what he's bitching about. Chick abandoned her guy for him. Dude's a player and now he's getting all emo. Although you're right. Fruit snacks would go a long way in salvaging this relationship. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Also, she probably doesn't have another boyfriend. She just didn't like how he was all, at the risk of sounding pom-like, :smalldick: This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Enjoy it while it lasts, I say. Drive the courtesy car hard until you can find something more reliable.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
If you know you've been played then it's not your fault... or maybe it is. Not my problem. Then again, something was apparently wrong and you should thank the heavens you didn't have to find this out even later. No use wasting time being with trash like her. Just get over it and move on.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
It happened to me once as well. But, she had treated me so terribly the last month we were together that I just didn't care when I found out later. Good riddance. At the very least, she is still with the guy she cheated me with over a year and a half ago.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Owned so bad. FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
How ya doing, buddy?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Jam it back in, in the dark. - What we all do best - |
There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
The kitties Dr. Drunkalis has posted have elicited more of a response from me than this threat of "choling". I hereby request this thread be sacrificed to the gods of Cat. Post more cute kitties.
[/blatant derailment after all discussion has been exhausted and fruit snacks have been thoroughly dissected] This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Are you kidding? That kitten looks like it has down syndrome or something. It's the most retarded kitten I've seen. It looks so pathetic. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Requesting picture of kitten with fruit snacks, pleaseandthankyou.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Close enough? FELIPE NO |
I'll take it! A WINNAR IS YOU! Hmm, possible new avatar... those kittens in that watermelon are just the right size...
EDIT: Done like done. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by Ayos; Nov 6, 2006 at 12:36 AM.
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