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[Multiplatform] La-Mulana: Game of the Year '012 of the Society of People Who Totally Hate Themselves
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Old Mar 22, 2014, 06:08 AM Local time: Mar 22, 2014, 03:08 AM 6 #51 of 84
The La-Mulana Bossless Challenge: collect as much stuff as possible without defeating any Guardians! Look, I didn't sign up to fight giant two-headed snakes or discover the secret of life. I'm just here to grab as much loot as I can hold and stuff my maw with as much bat curry as I can stomach, and I assure you that both my carrying capacity and appetite are enormous.


Here's what happens when you play the game like a normal person (hereafter referred to as "a sucker"):
Spoiler:
256 HP





And here's what happens when you fly the bird at the rules and sequence break:
Spoiler:
288 HP

I suspect that mirai.exe and the Bracelet are gettable with precise damage boosts, but I'm not good enough at video games to do them. Dear lord would mirai.exe have made this way less tedious.





This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Mar 22, 2014, 08:29 AM Local time: Mar 22, 2014, 03:29 PM 4 #52 of 84


BURN YOU SONOVABITCH GOD DAMNIT AAARRRH THIS FUCKING FIGHT

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Old Mar 22, 2014, 12:17 PM Local time: Mar 22, 2014, 10:17 AM 4 #53 of 84
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I guess I've put off hard-mode no-subweapons Palenque as long as I can.

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Ahahahaha holy shit.


I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Mar 22, 2014, 05:31 PM Local time: Mar 23, 2014, 12:31 AM 3 #54 of 84
FUCK YES I FINALLY GOT THEM HERE WE GO WOOHOO PROGRESS TIME TO PUT DOWN SOME WEIGH-NONONONONOAWFUCK





[00:32:04] <Diss> Aaahahahahahhahaah
[00:32:19] <Q-chan|space> and I even thought "thaaaat is probably gonna come back" as I jumped up
[00:32:23] <Diss> You can warp places, remember
[00:32:24] <Q-chan|space> and it did
[00:32:34] <Q-chan|space> yeah but I was too busy laughing
[00:32:39] <Diss> ahahha
[00:32:54] <Q-chan|space> just felt so silly "yup it totally came back"
[00:32:59] <Q-chan|space> "I had this coming"


Also aww yea

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


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Old Mar 22, 2014, 07:26 PM Local time: Mar 22, 2014, 05:26 PM 4 #55 of 84
Moving this into its own post because Q is impatient and doesn't want to double post.

[17:25:24] [ +Q-chan|space ] diss go post about dat in the thread

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GET CHOPPED.


This is a pretty short game when you know where everything is.


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Old Mar 22, 2014, 07:35 PM Local time: Mar 23, 2014, 02:35 AM 7 #56 of 84
[2:07:59] Abby: are you still busy with that awful game
[2:10:10] Mark: yes
[2:10:18] Mark: falling down endless pits
[2:10:20] Mark: constantly
[2:10:24] Abby: fien
[2:10:33] Mark: why
[2:10:50] Abby: just wondering
[2:11:42] Mark: would you like to see some of my favourite memories
[2:12:04] Abby: no >=|
[2:12:14] Mark: WELL TOO BAD
[2:12:28] Mark: IN THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH THERE IS A ROOM WITH A PIT
[2:12:39] Mark: FALLING DOWN IT WILL MAKE YOU DROP OUT FROM THE TOP
[2:12:43] Mark: IN AN ENDLESS LOOP
[2:12:57] Mark: AND IF YOU GET HIT, YOU GET A NES STYLE KNOCKBACK
[2:13:00] Mark: AND CAN'T MOVE
[2:13:05] Mark: SO YOU FALL ENDLESSLY
[2:13:20] Mark: UNLESS YOU WARP OUT OF THE PIT AND HAVE TO TREK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH
[2:13:35] Mark: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
[2:13:41] Mark: I TOOK A FEW TRIPS TO IT
[2:13:52] Mark: HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE MOMENTS

[2:13:53] Mark: moonwalker.png



[2:14:00] Mark: goddamnit.png



[2:14:07] Mark: AFSALFJSAL.png



[2:14:13] Mark: AAASSSSSSSSS.png



[2:14:17] Abby: >=|||||||
[2:14:23] Mark: >=|
[2:14:41] Abby: those arent even DIFFERENT
[2:14:57] Mark: they are totally different
[2:15:07] Mark: each one was a five minute trek back to that same spot
[2:15:14] Mark: only to get hit and fall down the pit again

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Old Mar 23, 2014, 04:31 AM 4 #57 of 84
Hell Temple is really hard.

Well at least I beat Mother today.

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Old Mar 23, 2014, 05:28 AM Local time: Mar 23, 2014, 11:28 AM 5 #58 of 84


There's nowhere I can't reach.

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[ 18:14:09 ] [ +Garr ] Setting up form unreal troanmetn
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Old Mar 23, 2014, 07:04 AM Local time: Mar 23, 2014, 02:04 PM 5 #59 of 84


AWWWW YEAAAAHHHH

EDIT:

lol lamp of time assisted damage boost



(of course I fell right back down from the room above)

(have fallen down from there three five six times now and I still haven't gotten the chest)

()


EDIT2:

WHEW



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


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Old Mar 23, 2014, 09:41 PM 7 #60 of 84
Heard on Garr's stream, while fighting Sakit:

"I like the little fist-pump he does when he gets his rocket back. He thinks he's the shit, but he's a fucking asshole."

Additional Spam:
Also: "You're a fucking asshole, I hope you die of asshole cancer. But you're a robot, so you don't even get cancer, so I hope you get a fuckin' trojan or something."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Old Mar 24, 2014, 05:41 AM Local time: Mar 24, 2014, 12:41 PM 2 #61 of 84
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I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Mar 24, 2014, 05:48 AM Local time: Mar 24, 2014, 11:48 AM #62 of 84
Holy shit Garr, looks like you made giant strides after I went to bed. I will have to watch those boss fights on the recording!

(Getting hints now and then is okay. The game is a bitch.)

Heard on Garr's stream, while fighting Sakit:

"I like the little fist-pump he does when he gets his rocket back. He thinks he's the shit, but he's a fucking asshole."

Additional Spam:
Also: "You're a fucking asshole, I hope you die of asshole cancer. But you're a robot, so you don't even get cancer, so I hope you get a fuckin' trojan or something."
oh boy so much this

Also heard something along the lines of "You can't believe the size of my erection right now" during that fight

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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[ 18:14:09 ] [ +Garr ] Setting up form unreal troanmetn
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Old Mar 24, 2014, 06:09 AM Local time: Mar 24, 2014, 01:09 PM 2 #63 of 84
[12:48:36] <^___^> hey
[12:52:30] <Q-chan|space> two fucking splurge lasers in a row are you kidding me
[12:53:09] <Q-chan|space> I mean SURE WHY NOT
[12:54:42] <^___^> HI Q >:(
[12:57:43] <Q-chan|space> not now





During one attempt, my Dual Shock 4 just randomly stopped co-operating and Lemeza wouldn't move. I couldn't pause the game and tried to unplug and replug and nothing worked.

Another fight I'd just randomly switched to knife somehow during my panicked laser dodging without actually noticing, so running low on hp, I finally saw an opening to jump up and attack (and hopefully finish her off) and out comes a horizontal knife poke as Lemeza hovers under her chin pathetically.

FELIPE NO

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Old Mar 24, 2014, 07:10 AM Local time: Mar 24, 2014, 01:10 PM #64 of 84
Originally Posted by Qwarky
I finally saw an opening to jump up and attack (and hopefully finish her off) and out comes a horizontal knife poke as Lemeza hovers under her chin pathetically.
That sounds a lot like Garr attacking Sakit.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Old Mar 24, 2014, 07:35 AM #65 of 84
Man, I have to give mad props to Garr for sticking to trying to kill Sakit's second phase with just the knife.

Sorry I missed you dominating the guardians after getting the chain whip. I did see you fight Ponzeru for the first time though before I konked out so I knew you were on the way to eventual success. Good times. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Mar 24, 2014, 06:40 PM Local time: Mar 25, 2014, 01:40 AM 6 #66 of 84
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WILL THE SHIT THIS GAME PULLS ON YOU JUST NOT END

There's nowhere I can't reach.


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Old Mar 24, 2014, 06:52 PM Local time: Mar 25, 2014, 12:52 AM #67 of 84
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[00:32] <+^___^> o shi Q gonna wrap up La-Mulana
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PS: YOU WERE WARNED
Quote:
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: tough but fair
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: Gonna remind you you said that
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: When it stops being fair
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: And it does.


This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old Mar 24, 2014, 07:33 PM Local time: Mar 25, 2014, 02:33 AM 5 #68 of 84
[02:28:31] <Q-chan|space> whew




bonus:
Spoiler:
GRACEFUL LEAPING



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Old Mar 26, 2014, 12:13 PM Local time: Mar 26, 2014, 07:13 PM 2 #69 of 84


THIS. PLACE.

No matter how many times I play the game, I'm guaranteed to get terribly lost here. I think I'm getting thrown off by the changes they've made. In the original, you first access this field from the opposite side. All this Eden stuff didn't exist either.

Spoiler:
And hey, I've also began a replay for the original (at work even), because why the hell not.


Spoiler:


Don't believe I've noticed this before, but those eyes. They're tracking me!


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Old Mar 26, 2014, 08:40 PM Local time: Mar 26, 2014, 06:40 PM 4 #70 of 84
Garr's adventures in Graveyard of the Giants:

"Ah, Ice Dick Man, we meet at last."

"I broke your ice dick, fuck you!"

"Augh, I got ice-dicked in the face."

"All right, I got a bone to pick with you, Ice Dick Man."

"Bombs everywhere! Ice dicks everywhere!"


Accurate.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Mar 28, 2014, 07:54 PM Local time: Mar 29, 2014, 02:54 AM 1 #71 of 84

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Just remembered the Maze of Galious bit of the original <3






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Old Apr 1, 2014, 05:27 PM Local time: Apr 1, 2014, 11:27 PM 2 #72 of 84
FUCK YEAH

http://i.imgur.com/joSjySG.jpg


P.S.

[00:08] <+DisslaptopDATLAPTOP> Subweapon chump pshhh

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE


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Old Apr 1, 2014, 05:58 PM Local time: Apr 2, 2014, 12:58 AM 1 #73 of 84

That behemoth ha ha!

I think I broke this room (?), as I clipped through the spikes instead of doing it "the right way."

sup Chamber of Birth most confusing shit ever

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Old Apr 1, 2014, 06:42 PM Local time: Apr 1, 2014, 03:42 PM 1 #74 of 84
I think I broke this room (?), as I clipped through the spikes instead of doing it "the right way."
This is how you break that room: teamparty - La-Mulana: Furious sighing noises - Twitch

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The Worst Area in the Game

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Old Apr 2, 2014, 04:36 AM Local time: Apr 2, 2014, 10:36 AM 2 #75 of 84
lmao Garr

[11:31] <@CHz> http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/516113238?t=2h21m30s
[11:33] <+^___^> he sounded so confident
[11:34] <@CHz> Best ghost doesn't give a fuck about confidence.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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