I like girls.

That´s right.

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Well, I better add more. I made this same thread over five years ago, but I have a feeling it won´t survive long nowadays.

26 months without having a conversation with a woman. Well, except some old ass nurse we can´t count. The female guards that did work at the prison were vicious and unapproachable. Can´t blame them. Nothing but waking up to fucking men in my fucking cell, in the mess hall, in the gym, in the hallways and yard, everywhere. I´m sick and tired of having to be around the male form and will probably be this way until this year´s over or so.

But now I´m here, third world country or not, and I see ladies all time. Its´s custom here to hug them when you greet them. I have regained something I´ve been missing for far too long. So let this thread stand as my, and anyone else´s appreciation for the female form and presence.

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Jesus, let this thread also stand as the product of a vicious hangover.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I LOVE girls.

Even if I was gay, I'd still LOVE girls.

They are just so pretty and I just love them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron

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Jesus, let this thread also stand as the product of a vicious hangover.

At least you're honest

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Me too. I enjoy being with women a lot. Especially the really attractive ones. It happens rarely, but the majority of the girls I know, 8 out of 10 are at least attractive.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I have to admit, girls are pretty awesome.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ha Piccolo, your post made me smile. THAT´S WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT! I can be pissed off after reading a shitty email. I go down the street, walk by a pretty girl and she smiles at me. FUCK YES. LIFE IS OKAY AGAIN. So what if she probably only smiled at me to disarm any harm she thought I was about to inflict?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I know man. I was at church on saturday doing the sound for a wedding and a girl I know walks up to me, and with a smile, tells me hello and asks me how I'm doing. This was the first time I had seen her dressed up so nicely, and I was almost shocked by how pretty she was. I can't believe I never noticed it before. The whole experience was very pleasing.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron

I go down the street, walk by a pretty girl and she smiles at me. FUCK YES. LIFE IS OKAY AGAIN.

Damn right.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

I know man. I was at church on saturday doing the sound for a wedding and a girl I know walks up to me, and with a smile, tells me hello and asks me how I'm doing. This was the first time I had seen her dressed up so nicely, and I was almost shocked by how pretty she was. I can't believe I never noticed it before. The whole experience was very pleasing.

That's awesome. It cool when there is someone you have known for a little while, and you think, meh... she's okay.... then one day, she knocks you off your feet!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd go gay for girls.



Totally.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The University of Wyoming seems to be a gathering ground for women who average six feet in height.

I love this place.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gotta love girls. Eye candy for my long morning and afternoon commutes is always pleasant.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You people really need to get outside more.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yes, because we all know that oggling girls is something only internet nerds do. All normal outdoorsy folks are flaming homosexuals.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

That's awesome. It cool when there is someone you have known for a little while, and you think, meh... she's okay.... then one day, she knocks you off your feet!

I try to do that, since my normal everyday attire consists entirely of t-shirts (witty though they may be...) and jeans. Then I have a concert and suddenly I have to dress wa~ay up.



FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Void

I LOVE girls.

Even if I was gay, I'd still LOVE girls.

They are just so pretty and I just love them.

Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron

I go down the street, walk by a pretty girl and she smiles at me. FUCK YES. LIFE IS OKAY AGAIN.

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

That's awesome. It cool when there is someone you have known for a little while, and you think, meh... she's okay.... then one day, she knocks you off your feet!

Originally Posted by Gechmir

I'd go gay for girls.



Totally.

Originally Posted by nazpyro

Gotta love girls. Eye candy for my long morning and afternoon commutes is always pleasant.

Originally Posted by Gechmir

Yes, because we all know that oggling girls is something only internet nerds do. All normal outdoorsy folks are flaming homosexuals.

WORD.





(Seriously... truer thread ever.)

How ya doing, buddy?

I work in a store sandwiched between two college campuses. Its probably one of the only reasons I still work there.

I get along better with the fairer sex, it seems. And they get along pretty well with me. Not a problem!

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Killy

You people really need to get outside more.

Isn't he the one who's always like "omigosh girlzonthenet!!!"?

Also, I agree with Devo. I think girls have an inherently more attractive body form, but I'm not necessarily attracted to it.

Hey, how do you people feel about average-looking girls smiling at you? A-okay? 'Cause if that cheers people up, I just might smile some more. If they have to be drop-dead gorgeous, why bother?

Most amazing jew boots

How would you feel if I smiled at you?

Smiling in general is supposed to help you releive stress and feel better. Might as well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I will agree with blue and Devo: the female form is more attractive to the male form. I've said it to many guy friends, and especially to a friend of mine [male] who was modeling nude while I had to draw him. I resented the fact that, since we had my friend for a model, we didn't get to draw any girls the entire semester, as I would much rather have a bunch of charcoal nude females than males.

Most men seem to agree with me.

I think Seinfeld sums it up:

Originally Posted by Elaine/Season 9/The Apology

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ElectricSheep

How would you feel if I smiled at you?

Smiling in general is supposed to help you releive stress and feel better. Might as well.

Hmm, good point.

Then again... if someone ugly smiles at people in a group, they might start making fun of 'em or whatever... But maybe I'm being too critical of humanity.

Also, there's the whole thing about suspecting that people are hitting on you... I get suspicious when guys smile at me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by blue

Isn't he the one who's always like "omigosh girlzonthenet!!!"?

Yes, I do believe this is the kid who tries to elicit the cybersex from anyone who may potentially have a vagina.

Oh hey if it weren't for girls, I'm not sure life would be worth living. You know, in some skewed reality in which humanity can survive without the fairer sex. That is definitely cheesy horror flick material there.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Honestly, I don't get along with many other women. I find them mostly to be superficial, judgemental and pretty unkind in general, at least the girls I've dealt with. That or they're coming onto me and while I have nothing against gays, I don't like women hitting on me all the time, it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

FELIPE NO

90% of my friends are girls and it's been that way since Grade School, so I like girls. Lots of them, and meeting more and more as time progresses.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Gotta say, having some broads in the group really makes things better. I hate sausagefests, but then, who likes being the odd man out?

Dudes are okay too, not gonna lie.

Jam it back in, in the dark.