EXPOSE YOUR ALIEN MASTERS TO ME!

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OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.

"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.

REVEAL THEM!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's as good an approach as anything else at our disposal at this point.

Because making sense and appealing to the ecologically conscious side of mankind hasn't gotten us very far.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sounds to me like someone's been watching a bit too much Stargate SG-1.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, those crazy Canucks. Everyone knows that the governments of the world are much more interested in adapting alien weaponry and mind control technology to their insidious uses than saving the world with alien fuel efficiency.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I saw aliens once. They were doing things with a goat. And a frog.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It would be acceptable if alien was used in the sense of foreign, but to passionately proclaim the existence of alien technology? Former [Canadian defense minister] is the key word here. Maybe his mind got screwed up from being probed by the aliens =P

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I want what he's smoking!

FELIPE NO

I don't know what the big deal is, we get aliens all the time up here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere

Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.

Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?

Shit, the US is done for.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Merv Burger

Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?

At the same time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think he is just trying to be an open minded politician.

I was speaking idiomatically.

what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

this is excellent, gave me a good laugh.


i don't doubt the possibility that we may have had encounters. but if it could solve anything, i'm pretty sure we would have already done it.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Chie

what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>

It may not be useful but it would be awesome. Don't you wish to use alien technology? I want to beam someplace.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by The_Melomane

That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.

I thought we should move for the beer and the bacon.....

Maybe that's what happened to him.

He sounds like one of those villains on TV: "Tell me where it is! Now! If you don't, this whole place is going to be destroyed!"

Yeah--there's some alien in M33 tapped into this thread right now laughing his ass off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.