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Infernal Monkey · 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by some internet

Today, McDonald's rival Burger King officially announced a campaign that takes a different tack to a gaming tie-in. Instead of offering toys that evoke games and promote activity, the fast-food chain is going to offer three Xbox and Xbox 360 games of its own this holiday season, each of them slathered with Burger King branding like so much mayonnaise on a Double Whopper with cheese.

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The three games will be playable on either the Xbox or Xbox 360, although a Burger King representative told GameSpot there will be no achievements for 360 players to earn. "These are not backward-compatible original Xbox games, but truly designed and developed for each platform separately," the Burger King representative said. "There are two versions on each disc, specifically made for each platform. This has never been done before for a title." They will be available from November 19 through December 24 at participating Burger King locations for $3.99 with the purchase of a value meal. All of the games are rated E for Everybody.

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Pocketbike Racer will feature a number of Burger King mascots, including the King, the Subservient Chicken, the Whopper Jr., and former host of E!'s Wild On series, Brooke Burke. Five levels will be included, as will multiplayer races for four people on the same Xbox or Xbox 360, or eight people online over Xbox Live.

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Big Bumpin' also takes a lineup of BK mascots and pits them against one another in vehicular competition, but this game isn't a race so much as a bumper-car ride. The game features a number of theme-park settings and on-track hazards like saws and bottomless pits, as well as bump-pumping power-ups. Big Bumpin' will also have four-player action and online multiplayer support.

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Finally, Sneak King takes the stealth action genre and puts it to a friendlier use than usual. Instead of tiptoeing behind enemy guards to silently snap their necks, players will sneak up on hungry people to surprise them with offerings of Burger King food. Gamers will have to sneak up on people in a logging yard, a construction site, downtown, and the suburbs, and they will be graded on their performance "based on how elaborate the delivery is executed."

SNEAK KING = GOTY

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Oct 2, 2006, 07:52 PM

The Sneak King screenshot has to be the funniest one I've ever seen. Seriously laughing off line, here.

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Slayer X · Oct 2, 2006, 11:06 PM

I do find this quite commical myself. At the same time however I don't think that games need to be made as interactive advertisements. People are already bitch'n about real ad's in current games like Fight Night 3. I don't really care all that much for I'll got get a combo at Wendy's before I buy one of thoes crap games, just none of you other companies get any ideas of making a trend out of this. We already have enough problems with crap games based on crap movies, we don't need your crap too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

JasonTerminator · Local time: Oct 2, 2006, 10:53 PM

I am certainly buying Sneak King, and possibly the others too.

Hail to the King, baby.

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galen · Local time: Oct 2, 2006, 10:54 PM

Oh man. Part of me wants to be all upset and hostile like our boy Slayer here, but a larger part can't help but laugh every time I see The King. And that last one is priceless.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Grundlefield Earth · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 01:32 AM

360 achievements are mandatory for every game so these games fail off the bat

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galen · Local time: Oct 2, 2006, 11:49 PM

Don't worry, still plenty of games out there to help you prove how big your e-penis is.

FELIPE NO

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 04:50 PM

Oh shi- GAME OF THE YEAR also has the best box art ever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by BZ

360 achievements are mandatory for every game so these games fail off the bat

God forbid you waste most of your life playing computer games and have no way to prove it to the rest of the world...

It's a real shame that its pretty much guaranteed these won't get a PAL release. Sneak King looks funny as fuck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Grundlefield Earth · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 08:03 AM

It was a joke retards. I was just saying that they would have stood a chance of more people buying their happy meals with them then without them.

God gff is losing it.

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Musharraf · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

SNEAK KING = GOTY

OMFG man there are underaged children here O_o

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

*AkirA* · Oct 3, 2006, 02:59 PM

How is "Sneak King" not the first AO rated game? It should be put in the genre of survival horror.

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Burp · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 06:43 PM

Mc Donalds needs to release M.C. Kids on XBLA or VC...

I was speaking idiomatically.

TonyDaTigger · Local time: Oct 3, 2006, 05:28 PM

According to Major Nelson, there WILL be gamescore and achievements.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Mucknuggle · Oct 3, 2006, 08:59 PM

Sneak King is AMAZING. I can't wait to read reviews. I'm tempted to rent an Xbox just to play the game. LOLin

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Solis · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 11:48 AM

Wow...that's just hilarious. Granted, it's a little strange paying for what's essentially an advertisement, but they just look so lol. I think it's funny that Pocketbike Racer has online play when something like Gran Tourismo 4 doesn't.

I like how the King's facial expression never changes. Like Bobo.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Elixir · Local time: Oct 5, 2006, 10:35 AM

This is what a HDTV was meant to be used for.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The Plane Is A Tiger · Oct 4, 2006, 05:44 PM

Oh god, Sneak King makes me wish I had an Xbox more than any actual Xbox game ever has. Pocketbike Racer's inclusion of the Subservient Chicken as a character is just plain awesome as well. This has to be the greatest fast food ad campaign ever.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**nuttyturnip** · Oct 4, 2006, 06:07 PM

The Xbox live support is awesome as well. Almost makes me wish I had a 360, but it'll do just was well on my regular Xbrick.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dogen · Local time: Oct 25, 2006, 06:20 PM

Break open some champagne, these may eventually be available in Europe.

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Blitz Games, the developer behind three Xbox 360 games to be sold in Burger King restaurants across the US, has revealed there's a strong chance the games will appear in Europe soon.

Eurogamer.net

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Zukan · Local time: Oct 25, 2006, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Dogen

Break open some champagne, these may eventually be available in Europe.

Eurogamer.net

Then that's it. I'm getting a 360.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Antignition · Oct 30, 2006, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by BZ

It was a joke retards. I was just saying that they would have stood a chance of more people buying their happy meals with them then without them.

God gff is losing it.

No way dude, you just forgot the smiley face to let everyone know you were joking! A facetious statement without a :biggrin: is just ASKING for trouble!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

UltimaIchijouji · Oct 30, 2006, 07:25 AM

I'm going out to buy a 360 right now.

FELIPE NO

Solis · Local time: Nov 2, 2006, 10:06 PM

Trailer for Sneak King is on IGN: http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/8...64/vids_1.html

I don't think anything more needs to be said.

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Zip · Local time: Nov 3, 2006, 02:34 PM

Instant win.

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