Closing for the first kiss

Discuss the moment of the first kiss between two people. Are you taking the iniative or are they? What do you do or notice? What are your thoughts about it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It all depends if you're sober or not.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The guy takes the intiative. It helps if you like the person. I don't want to disrespect the guy who technically gave me my first kiss but I really shouldn't have done it. He was creepy. Meant well and seemed nice but still creepy. I learned my lesson.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by How Unfortunate

Discuss the moment of the first kiss between two people. Are you taking the iniative or are they? What do you do or notice? What are your thoughts about it?

While the subject is fine and all, I get the feeling that this is more for your own personal research and reassurances before going through with it yourself? I'm probably wrong, but the way you worded it is suspicious.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My first kiss? I was 7, and it was when two girls were climbing on me at the same time.

I sure got a lot of action when I was a kid.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Can we stop bumping this, because the dude's already made his move and got rebuffed by now.

Also, Prons? Stop talking, thanks a bunch.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I dunno man, I think there's grounds for further inquiry here.



C'mon Prons, spill it. We all know there was something off about why these two "girls" were "climbing" on you.



Maybe these girls did not have eyes, and you were pretending to be a jungle gym?

Were you really just sitting in a cardboard box taking turns kissing a litter of curious newborn kittens?

Maybe there was a fire! Those girls were climbing over you to safety!


You dog you.

How ya doing, buddy?

After a date I've found the best way to tell if a girl likes you or not is asking if you can give her a kiss. I found sometimes they want a kiss on the cheek which is not a bad sign but on the lips and on the first date might mean she just wants sex or is easy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by xenocentric

on the lips and on the first date might mean she just wants sex or is easy.

This is bad because...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

She may well be infested with all manner of venereal diseases.

Worst case scenario.

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Originally Posted by LeHah

While the subject is fine and all, I get the feeling that this is more for your own personal research and reassurances before going through with it yourself? I'm probably wrong, but the way you worded it is suspicious.

You are wrong; I'm older than that. I just find it an interesting "escalation" in any relationship and wanted to see what people think about it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Kolba

She may well be infested with all manner of venereal diseases.

In my world of the future, we have these things called condoms and they're made of plastic.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

In the future, the techniques required to manufacture latex have been lost.

Also, mutants (???)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by How Unfortunate

You are wrong; I'm older than that. I just find it an interesting "escalation" in any relationship and wanted to see what people think about it.

An escalation in a relationship? How the fuck would you ever even consider it a relationship unless you'd already kissed them?

Is kissing people still a big deal these days then? I assumed that kissing someone being something you just do without thinking about it and to all sorts of people rather than someone you're "in a relationship" with was the norm everywhere nowadays. I didn't realise anyone was still that prudish.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LeHah

In my world of the future, we have these things called condoms and they're made of plastic.

Yeah, but in the future, they'll be time machines >=0

(edit: added in "time" due to bad memory~)

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Gechmir

Yeah, but in the future, they'll be machines >=0

What are you, goddamn John Connor?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

An escalation in a relationship? How the fuck would you ever even consider it a relationship unless you'd already kissed them?

Is kissing people still a big deal these days then? I assumed that kissing someone being something you just do without thinking about it and to all sorts of people rather than someone you're "in a relationship" with was the norm everywhere nowadays. I didn't realise anyone was still that prudish.

Are you seriously saying whenever you have a getogether, or are hanging with your friends who happen to just have a vagina, all kinds of kissing is completely normal?

Because I've never seen this happen unless there's a mass quanity of alcohol consumed.

As much as I may like or dislike that idea, I just don't see it happening anywhere.

Haven't had a first kiss in a while myself, but I do consider it a groundbreaking between two people. If you're comfortable enough to kiss somebody, then you're comfortable to do a lot of things, not limited to but not discluding sex.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

What are you, goddamn John Connor?

Supposed to be referencing an older GFF meme. But I'm told that it went "In the future they'll be time machines." O wul. Sup bad memory.

But seriously. Come with me if you want to live :-\

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Because I've never seen this happen unless there's a mass quanity of alcohol consumed.

He's English, guy. Everyone knows that drinking your weight in alcohol and sucking face with the first slag you bump into is like saying "HELLO" over there.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My first kiss was: "Holy shit, I hope he doesn't kiss me."

Followed by: "Goddamn."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I sort of remember my thoughts going along the lines of "Hey, he's sexy. Hey, I could kiss him and it would be okay. Sweet!" *tackle*

There wasn't a whole lot of noticing going on. In fact there wasn't a whole lot of thought at all going on in my head at time.

I was speaking idiomatically.