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Old Jan 12, 2011, 04:30 PM Local time: Jan 12, 2011, 11:30 PM 3 #51 of 59
So 4 minutes then you stir and remove the cellophane then put them back in for an additional minute and a half?
You see I've got this fetish about having a magnetron pointed at my balls by a girl dressed in a nurse outfit. .5kW usually does the trick. Tickles a bit before it starts to burn. Rub a little burn cream on and I'm primed to go all night long. It also warms the balls up nice for her pleasure.

No seriously tho. We stopped using protect about a year into the relationship. I should probably have a fertility test O-o

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan
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Old Jan 13, 2011, 10:50 AM Local time: Jan 13, 2011, 07:50 AM 1 #52 of 59
It must be my lack of sleep, but I swear Gumby just said he has a fetish about having Megatron pointed at his balls.

ROLL OUT.

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Old Jan 13, 2011, 01:18 PM Local time: Jan 13, 2011, 08:18 PM #53 of 59
Would it sound better if I called it a cavity magnetron?

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