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Fat Force: Because we love Jelly Doughnuts too much.
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Old Jun 14, 2011, 10:54 AM #1 of 45
MY NAME IS [NAME REMOVED] AND I WEIGH 157 POUNDS AND WOULD LIKE TO EVENTUALLY WEIGH 135.

WHAT I AM DOING TO ACHIEVE THIS GOAL: lately? nothing. my workout schedule at the gym has been spotty, largely due to work conflicts and also being incredibly lazy.

WHAT I DO LIKE TO DO WHEN WORKING OUT: that all depends. i do like to run, like, a lot. nothing quite compares to that burning sensation in your legs after a good jog, although i guess i could do without the throbbing temple headaches. maybe i should see a doctor about that.

MY DIET: uhhh well i still kinda eat everything but im working on eating less of those things.

WHAT IM HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE: honestly im entirely shallow and just want to look more gooder. im tired of being the pasty, pudgy fatto with flab everywhere, jiggling this way and that. i also want to be able to crush beer cans with my thighs, because i hear thats a huge turn on for men (because who doesnt love walking talking garbage compressors hoo-doggy) in an ideal world, i would not have bingo wings or a noticeable gobbler going on. also my abs would be ripped, RIPPED I TELL YOU



PROGRESS SO FAR: hmmm ummmm nnghhhh

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Old Jun 14, 2011, 08:26 PM #2 of 45
went to the gym today after a hearty breakfast of a fistful of goldfish and coffee. i got funny looks from the staff when i was getting red-faced doing pectoral exercises. and then i sort of greened out and hobbled to the locker room and dunked my head in a sink for like 10 minutes before calling it quits for the day.

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