Stopping the zombies before it's too late

If The Walking Dead has taught us anything, it’s that GFF is woefully underprepared for a zombie outbreak. Journal forts are only a temporary solution; we need a long-term plan to batten down the hatches and fend off the undead hordes. Guns, ammo, fire, and sharpened sticks all must be stockpiled, because zombies are unfazed by the stinging rebuke of a diss. Can we barricade the infected in the Concert Hall? If, for example, RacinReaver is infected, is one among us willing to put a pitchfork through his brain to save the rest of us?

These are questions that need to be answered soon, lest we find ourselves in a sticky situation.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I live in a town infested with Mexicans. The zombie apocalypse ain't got shit on me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

GFF needs only one thing in order to face any zombie apocalypse.

A clear runway.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

NERD-1 will take to the skies to spread the infection.

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I would search high and low for the zombie with socks and sandals on.

Something tells me it wouldn't be too hard to find.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Originally Posted by Rune Factory on cocaine

I would search high and low for the zombie with socks and sandals on.

Something tells me it wouldn't be too hard to find.

Something tells me your persistent smell of bacon grease will attract many more zombies than socks and sandals.

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