Harvard Man Leaves 1900 Page Suicide Note Online

So this guy from Harvard (about 5 miles from my house) committed suicide this weekend. He left a 1900+ page nihilistic suicide note (more like a MANIFESTO) on the internet . . . it covers everything from technocracy to masturbation to the holocaust to artificial intelligence.

Man Who Killed Himself On Harvard's Campus Left 1,904-Page Note

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1. Is anybody going to read all 1900 pages?

2. Wow.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

When you hit 1900 pages, can you really call it nihilism?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Another life lost to Canadian comedy.

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Thing is, I figure that if I were at a point in my life where suicide looked like the only answer, I would have 1900 pages worth of things to say why.

I was speaking idiomatically.

And I guarantee you 1899 pages of it wouldn't be worth reading.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The guy used a huge font to double the page count. He used LaTeX, though, so props for not being a total douche.

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I don't think the font is that big, it just looks like the pages are pretty small (like, paperback size, not standard letter) . . . either way, it's not a term paper . . . it's a freaking 1900 page suicide note.

I've been reading some of it. I can't say I completely disagree with his theories on technocracy and christianity.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I have to say, if you have to kill yourself, you may as well think of every reason why. With 1900 pages who's going to say no ?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think he was trying to prove a point. Who knows, might turn out to be a classic.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wonder if he wrote it more for other people or get stuff off his chest.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If it really got off his chest, I wonder if it might save him from committing suicide in the first place. :<

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Life may be a bitch, but suicide is just gay.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No wonder he killed himself. He must've thought the note would be worth the value with his death (like artists whose works rocket after their death).

Just perhaps. 1900+ pages of various something aren't gonna finish themselves without any apparent aids.

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Only someone from Harvard would leave a suicide note that long. However, it if wasn't in proper MLA format I'm afraid that's going to cost 10% of his grade.

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