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| View Poll Results: The line in the sand has been drawn! | |||
| Nacho Cheese Doritos are clearly the superior flavor. |
  
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17 | 36.96% |
| Cool Ranch Doritos are better, they don't turn me orange. |
  
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25 | 54.35% |
| ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE THOSE TWO ABOVE. |
  
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4 | 8.70% |
| Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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  Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 
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the DORITOS WAR
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 493 Level 46.34 Mar 2006
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You'll notice that "Cool Ranch" is not called "Lame Ranch."
I rest my case. There's nowhere I can't reach. 
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Member 8785 Level 28.07 Jun 2006
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 Member 304 Level 26.09 Mar 2006
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You've made a huge mistake.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006
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ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME PACKRAT
CHOOSE ONE OF THE RIGHT OPTIONS THAT RIGHT OPTION IS NACHO CHEESE I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 2915 Level 31.81 Mar 2006
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Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 4123 Level 28.07 Mar 2006
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FELIPE NO  |
Member 125 Level 45.61 Mar 2006
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Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy, yet they are still lord of the Doritos.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006
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A LIE TO BLIND THE MASSES Listen. Nacho Cheese Doritos is nothing if it's not nacho cheese. You get exactly what it says on the tin, at 100000000x tongue-blasting power. I implore you to turn back from your mistaken ways. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 8785 Level 28.07 Jun 2006
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All this two-option bickering.
The real lie is the fact that the system is rigged to create a false dichotomy between two assuredly bad options. Don't let the wool be pulled over your eyes. Vote for freedom. Vote for the better option. Write to your local mod and demand that Cheeseburger be included in your polls! EDIT: Ah, and there you see. She starts the dissing campaign. A classic example of attempting to discredit a perfectly acceptable flavor through ridicule. You all see what lurker is doing, don't you? Don't let yourselves be manipulated! There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 4123 Level 28.07 Mar 2006
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BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006
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CHEESEBURGER DORITOS IS NOT A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FLAVOR BY ANY MEANS
YOU ARE A FOOLISH MAN I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006
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 John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 493 Level 46.34 Mar 2006
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 Marshmallows. Fluffy Clouds. Bunny Rabbits. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006
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Do Spicy Nacho flavor count?
They are still Nacho Cheesier, but also Spicy. FELIPE NO It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 304 Level 26.09 Mar 2006
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All of you are so wrong. Cheese is great and all, but YOUR TASTEBUDS KNOW THE TRUTH. Don't let your brain fool you.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 2299 Level 38.16 Mar 2006
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Too bad there is no Swiss Cheese Doritos or I'd declare my neutrality right then and there.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 518 Level 32.84 Mar 2006
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You are forcing me to abandon my love of Chilli Heatwave
 Cool Ranch is boring as fuck, bring on the cheese This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 4123 Level 28.07 Mar 2006
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 16658 Level 28.10 Dec 2006
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Hito, while I still fully intend on marrying you just so you can cook for me and make me fat, know this.
There will be no Cool Ranch doritos within my household. It can only be the best (that'd be Nacho Cheese) within the cupboards. I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Cool Ranch flavour was discontinued here a few months after it came out.
 Since we also rejected Dr. Pepper, this clearly means Cool Ranch is the winner.Most amazing jew boots |
Member 57 Level 18.74 Mar 2006
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Cool Ranch.
Also, how do you live without Dr. Pepper...? FELIPE NO |
Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006
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Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 707 Level 34.01 Mar 2006
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NO ENCE YOU FUCKING SLUT, CHOOSE ONE FROM THE OPTIONS HOLY DOGSHIT ASS
As for me, I'm leaning towards Ranch! CONVINCE ME TO GO THE OTHER WAY, IF YOU CAN Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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