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Hate-Based Religion
Ok, I tried Buddhism, but I realised that my life is based on conflict and hate. And my life's pretty ok, so obviously buddhism is bunk for me.
What I'm looking for is a religion based on general disdain for the human race, one which would delight in the total annihilation of the human race. And no, I don't mean Christianity. I'm serious, I REALLY want to find a religion for misanthropes who somehow get along. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
no.
I am too. I'm not such a great guy. </facade> Additional Spam:
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Disdane to the human race? Wow, that's easy:
But.....your morals are based on religion???? That's not a very good start. Most amazing jew boots |
No, that's not quite what I mean. I mean, Muslims still want you to be a good person.
That's not what I really would want in a religion. My MORALS aren't based on religion. My RELIGION is based on my morals. You follow me? I know sometimes I don't write coherently. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Dude, you are retarded. Just worship Rob Zombie movies, or something equally contrived.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Maybe you should just join a cult or something.
One of them is bound to share your specific views, or just hate the world on your own :s FELIPE NO |
You could join the Misanthropic Luciferian Order which Dissection founder was apparently a part of before he blew his brains out. I tried looking them up at Google and didn't find an official website or anything.
You could always join the KKK. Sure they may not hate all humans, but they hate some and that should count for something right? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
"We exist to piss off Christians! We don't exactly believe in religion, but we have our own rituals and stuff!" It's all about serving yourself and that a person is his own god. Nothing ado about that, really. Except that they exist just to irritate Christians. Which is kind of lame. I thought that was the job of atheists anyhow. (Apparently, people really don't trust us at all). Maybe you should consider naturalism. "The doctrine that all religious truths are derived from nature and natural causes and not from revelation." Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I don't see a laughable church as being a bad fit for a 15-year-old weeaboo who's declared himself a misanthrope.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I would've recommended Heaven's Gate to you, but that is rather old hat. as you missed your ride on the Hale Bop comet. Sorry man. Maybe you'll catch it in the next few millenia.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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I mean, you don't really hear of a kid asking for advice as far as misanthrope-based faiths very often. How do you even DEAL with it? Like we need more lame Satanists out there dressed in black, listening to everything Anton LaVey has to say and somehow missing the point entirely. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Because kids dressed in black are Satanists. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Can he just move South and live where other like-minded individuals live (i.e hicks or similar).
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Why the hell are you looking for a religion? A religion brings people together. So, why would you, a self-declared misanthrope, want to get together with anyone? Call yourself an atheist and be alone for the rest of your life. Do you know what those people usually become? HERMITS FELIPE NO |
etc... etc... What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Let's give him to the baptists. There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Devo, there's no real declaration of evil from the Satanists - it's pretty much a perceived evil in the Christians' eyes. That's the way the Satanists want it to be, too. They're not really evil at all in that they just worship themselves and not a god. Which is all fine and good if you ask me, until they start making an effort to do it to piss other religions off. It's the Anti-Christian Religion! But that can be argued once you get into the theological misgivings of their retarded rituals. Sooo, I guess every religion has their bullshit, no matter how intolerant of "bullshit" a religion sets out to be! This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Lolling hard. Just become a criminal and worship the guy making you pick up the soap. You can hate the world and whether you like it or not, be loved by your neighbour.
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But my take on religion's usually based on "whatever floats your boat..." so not going to say that you probably interpreted the religion wrong, but I wish you'd give more specific examples why the religion didn't work out for you rather than just saying "x = y, y!= z therefore x does not work for me." =( But like I said... whatever floats your boat... FELIPE NO |
It's just a phase you grow out of.
To make the best of it make sure to listen to as much metal music as you can while it lasts. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Leave it to Face to suggest music.....
Just worship GFF already. It's like a Greek/Roman religion anyway--with all these Gods and Goddesses. And if you piss them off--they will smite you. Most amazing jew boots |