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URBX: Let's exclude Pang Again!
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Old Jul 5, 2013, 01:18 AM Local time: Jul 5, 2013, 12:18 AM #26 of 44
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On the off chance that this little diversion of mine actually gives us a surprise round, you guys might want to get into position to actually take advantage of it.


There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Old Jul 6, 2013, 12:15 PM Local time: Jul 6, 2013, 11:15 AM #27 of 44
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well, i blew that. Shin, you may as well start trying to turn those beetles to our side now, seeing as this battle is going to start the next time Pang posts. That said, the rest of you need to not be standing around in the previous room when things get crazy.


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Old Jul 6, 2013, 12:26 PM Local time: Jul 6, 2013, 11:26 AM 1 #28 of 44
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nah it's cool I just beefed super hard and gave you away anyway


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Old Jul 9, 2013, 11:41 PM Local time: Jul 9, 2013, 09:41 PM #29 of 44
This is a mighty tasty-looking ham, you guys.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jul 13, 2013, 11:56 AM Local time: Jul 13, 2013, 10:56 AM #30 of 44
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Aw man, I had the most glorious idea re: switching organs with the dynamite and using my organ change omega and it would have been lovely.


OH WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME

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Old Jul 13, 2013, 12:06 PM Local time: Jul 13, 2013, 11:06 AM #31 of 44
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You wanted to take a 5% chance of getting the right organ to transfer? That's ridiculous. But since both of the abilities required are Omega, you'll probably get another chance.


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Old Jul 13, 2013, 12:19 PM Local time: Jul 13, 2013, 11:19 AM #32 of 44
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To be quite honest it doesn't matter which organ I sub out for dynamite. You underestimate what parts a 3/4s robot dinosaur can live without.

And which parts would be excellently replaced with dynamite. (I would argue that the wick, when in an enclosed area with no oxygen, like my robodino torso, is extinguished. Then I am essentially a walking time bomb until I get eviscerated. That's a powerful tool.


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Old Jul 13, 2013, 06:38 PM Local time: Jul 13, 2013, 05:38 PM #33 of 44
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except grenades don't have wicks. but you know, details.


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Old Jul 13, 2013, 07:02 PM Local time: Jul 13, 2013, 06:02 PM 1 #34 of 44
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Icon is dynamite. Is described as dynamite in flavour text. It's canon


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Old Jul 18, 2013, 05:16 PM Local time: Jul 18, 2013, 11:16 PM #35 of 44
I CAN ONLY APOLOGISE FOR MY ABJECT FAILURE TO EITHER KILL OR MAIM ANY OF OUR PARTY WITH THAT BOMB. I SHALL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.

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Old Jul 19, 2013, 12:01 AM Local time: Jul 18, 2013, 11:01 PM #36 of 44
Really the only thing that went poorly about your plan was that the bomb was in my control for any amount of time before it exploded, and as such was used as originally intended. I apologize for derailing your attempts to murder us all, and will try to abstain from doing so in the future.

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Old Aug 8, 2013, 10:46 PM Local time: Aug 8, 2013, 08:46 PM #37 of 44
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I strongly recommend you end your turn with some method of protecting your hearing. I'm 'bout to drop a dope-ass track.


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Old Aug 25, 2013, 01:18 AM Local time: Aug 24, 2013, 11:18 PM 1 #38 of 44
Okay Rychord, here's the plan.

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Don't fuck this up!


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Old Aug 25, 2013, 09:15 AM Local time: Aug 25, 2013, 10:15 AM #39 of 44
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Did my best, but with this absolute lack of AOE attacks there isn't too much I can do beyond not die as fast as the rest of yous.


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Old Aug 25, 2013, 12:29 PM Local time: Aug 25, 2013, 10:29 AM #40 of 44
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Staying alive is actually useful, 'cause I have another burst I can use for more diggles, and we need to retain strength in numbers over that ranged dickhole.


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Old Jan 6, 2014, 07:41 PM Local time: Jan 6, 2014, 06:41 PM #41 of 44
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Ok so what needs to happen now is someone push one of the mooks under the hole and I'll drop the ODST pod on them for squishing


Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jan 14, 2014, 01:56 PM Local time: Jan 14, 2014, 07:56 PM #42 of 44
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Sadly I can only reasonably push people one square so can't help there. I have just randomly teleported myself somewhere else in the dungeon though so that can only help.


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Old Jan 21, 2014, 08:33 AM Local time: Jan 21, 2014, 09:33 AM #43 of 44
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Oh damn I just realized my Omega tech would have permitted me to hurl the dwarf across the room to the frogs, or alternatively, be crushed under its weight.

NEXT TIME BE WARNED FROGGIES


This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old Jan 21, 2014, 09:16 AM Local time: Jan 21, 2014, 08:16 AM 1 #44 of 44
The dwarf is already DEAD.

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