I've made a Foodscovery!

Isn't that funny? See what I did there was I combined the words discovery and Food to create foodscovery to describe what I accoplished a couplke days ago. Anyway I'll just get to the piont.

I, Master_Chef have discovered the greatest discovery in culinary history. Y'see I went to Quiznos and ordered the double bacon BLT. I got it with no lettuce, whole wheat bread, black olives, jalapenos, banana peppers, buffalo sauce. Good lord! It was as if Sarah Silverman and all her beauty came to me with 5 of her hottest friends and had an all female sex orgy in my mouth. That's how good it was. From now on that's all I'm eating for the est of my life. I'm gonna let my Spartan-like figure go to shit for this dish.

Jam it back in, in the dark.