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EXPOSE YOUR ALIEN MASTERS TO ME!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by JasonTerminator; Mar 3, 2007 at 11:38 AM.
Reason: Totally didn't notice the "ADVERTISEMENT" in big capital letters.
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It's as good an approach as anything else at our disposal at this point.
Because making sense and appealing to the ecologically conscious side of mankind hasn't gotten us very far. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Sounds to me like someone's been watching a bit too much Stargate SG-1.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Oh, those crazy Canucks. Everyone knows that the governments of the world are much more interested in adapting alien weaponry and mind control technology to their insidious uses than saving the world with alien fuel efficiency.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I saw aliens once. They were doing things with a goat. And a frog.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
It would be acceptable if alien was used in the sense of foreign, but to passionately proclaim the existence of alien technology? Former [Canadian defense minister] is the key word here. Maybe his mind got screwed up from being probed by the aliens =P
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I want what he's smoking!
FELIPE NO
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I don't know what the big deal is, we get aliens all the time up here.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!
Aww, crap. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Shit, the US is done for. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.
This is why we should all move to Canada. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I think he is just trying to be an open minded politician.
I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Nyoro~n; Jun 13, 2007 at 09:39 AM.
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this is excellent, gave me a good laugh.
i don't doubt the possibility that we may have had encounters. but if it could solve anything, i'm pretty sure we would have already done it. FELIPE NO |
How ya doing, buddy? "So shut your cow-mouth or I'll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore's heart!" ~Victor von Doom
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Maybe that's what happened to him. He sounds like one of those villains on TV: "Tell me where it is! Now! If you don't, this whole place is going to be destroyed!" Yeah--there's some alien in M33 tapped into this thread right now laughing his ass off. Jam it back in, in the dark. |