Get your myspace url tattooed on a girl's chest!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1

Lol, this is really funny, and I wonder if the bidders are serious, or if they're just doing something to help the seller to inflate the bid of the item (I'm thinking back to the times when I got outbid on Ebay at the last second, only to have the seller send me an email saying that the highest bidder backed out of it, and since I was the 2nd highest bidder, they're willing to offer it to me. Since this has happened more than once, I can't help but wonder if they're not working together, cause normally don't you get in trouble if you make bids and then decide you don't want to pay for it?)

Another suspicious thing for me is the bidders have all low or no ratings, which makes you wonder if it's not a new account doing the stuff I just described, or just a new Ebayer with too much time and money on their hands.

I know, weirder/stupider stuff has been put up on Ebay before, but it's almost amazing sometimes the stuff people will pay for those things (such as the "haunted items" that the seller mysteriously can't get rid of, which only the money of the highest bidder can mysteriously make the curse go away and let them be rid of it forever. Some of those stories are actually good, but I always wonder why they can't just chuck it into a trash compactor. I doubt the doll's going to return as a big cube of trash lol).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow, this is just stupid. I'm getting a lot of "stupids" tonight. Thank you America.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Who are the "millions" who are going to see this? The ones she whores her pictures out to via her page? Why not watermark each picture with the url! People she passes in the street? "Hey that girl had a url on her chest. I'll just go and stop her to get a closer look, maybe jot it down. You got a pen?"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The whole thing is probably just an act to attract attention to her own myspace.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

3k for that?

She's not even that good looking,

I was speaking idiomatically.

Unfortunately, she's not the most attractive girl to be wearing that type of skimpy clothing. I wouldn't want my URL on her...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You know, couldn't anyone pay less than a hundred dollars to have a popular website up for about a year? If so, what kind of fucking dumbshit pays three grand to have a MySpace URL known?

Oh wait, I forgot, five mentally retarded bidders would. "searchforplasticjesus" needs a life. I'm even more disgusted at the seller for even being a waste of Earth's resources that are draining out more and more each day.

I'm probably taking this too seriously, but then again auction sites aren't the place to goof off. Save it for the bar so you can drive drunk in the end and die.

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FELIPE NO

Myspace is gonna be the end of humanity. Remember Skynet. Yeah, were fucked.

Get to the choppa!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

*signs up for myspace with the name "I'm a dirty slut rape my ass"*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I instantly thought: "Attention whores" for both the girl willing to get it tatooed on her chest, and whoever bids on her.
I also respect the idea, since she probably realizes the stupidity and knows some fool out there would actually bid. Thus, she realizes she can make massive cash for something silly.
Then I see how awkward it is if she actually goes through with it and flashes people her chest area, parading around to seriously try to advertise the url. Of course, then she's made herself a instant pervert target. "Yeah, I wanna check out that website...not!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It'd be hilarious if she actually does do that. Myspace is just a fad that'll probably wear out in the next two to four years, when something better comes out. Then she might as well get a complementary '404' to go with it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Auctions range from haunted vintage lunchboxes to this?

eBay seriously needs to clean up some of this obviously fake (but funny) garbage from its website or at least attempt to look like they put effort into finding such auctions. Then again, eBay does get about a bajillion auctions every day. I feel sorry for people who actually pay good money for these sorts of... things.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That camera angle is not her friend. And is that a dollar bill crammed in her tube top?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Devo

I'm surprised ebay has allowed the bidding to get this far. Honestly I'd think ebay would draw a line for crap like this.

It really shouldn't surprise ya though! Ebay is one of the best places on earth to find loopers who'd go even further than this, I recall seeing someone selling their soul on ebay, and succeeding, as well as someone else dealing their childhood, bloody crazy!!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

LMFAO! She must be damn desperate for money, that's all I'm saying. MySpace isn't that bad though, seriously. It's good to keep in touch with your friends etc. But yeah anyway, she's dumb as shit.

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It's been done before. Not to mention shes seriously fucking frog-faced, who'd want to see her tits?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

who'd want to see her tits?

Her top 8, probably.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

...okay Myspace just sucked a whole lot more
....some people

Though I think the people who bid for that are the real idiots!

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