Warnings Issued about "The Choking Game"

I suppose it's all about those teens thinking they're "invincible", can't get hit by anything, can't make them sick whatsoever.

I mean.. how many of us went through that phase of "invincibility" in our teens?

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Oh come on, just open up his esophogus and then close it back it. Its just as good!



Seriously, what idiots.

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It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-

I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH.

Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-

I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH.

Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops.

I've seen kids do this version before. Never appealed to me. The "high", if you can call it that, lasts for seconds. Smoke some weed kids. It's cheap and safe!

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Originally Posted by Devo

It also has to do with availibility which some of you are ignoring. You can find anything in the house to choke yourself with, you don't have to spend money and you don't risk your parents finding anything since it could just be a belt you're using.

Yeah, but how do you explain the belt mark around the neck? It's not like you're likely to be given a hickey by a whale or something.

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Originally Posted by Devo

Turtlenecks, jackets and sweatshirts with hoodies are your friend.

Well, it's inevitable that something will show up (like bugged out eyes, choking doesn't exactly enhance your complexion).

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"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Amanda

"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?

Only the media calls it "The Choking Game". Fags.

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I'm surprised that this has suddenly been brought out into the spotlight. My cousins used to do this over seven years ago, but I suppose that kids didn't get themselves killed back then to draw attention. My cousins used to try and get me to play along, but I liked breathing back then as much as I do now.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

See guys? This is further proof that drugs ARE the answer. If someone had just packed him a fresh bowl of bud, he might STILL be alive. For shame...

I was just thinking along the same lines.

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Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...

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Pff. If cutting your foot off gave you a better orgasm, there'd be some idiot somewhere who'd be willing to go crippled for the same of two good orgasms.

Stick with auto-erotic asphixiation. The method of death so embarassing your family would rather say you committed suicide than admit you were choking yourself to get off!

I was speaking idiomatically.

We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.

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I heard that chocking yourself during masturbation gives you a feeling of euphoria when you ejaculate. Sounds sexy.

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Haha. I have an even better list of ways to masturbate here.

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Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

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Originally Posted by Sir VG

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

I HEAR THAT. DARWIN, WHUT WHUT

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Originally Posted by Sir VG

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

In the spirit of letting natural selection do its thing, I suppose you will never again complain about being single.

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Originally Posted by Sir VG

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

It's those evil, greedy and selfish middle American parents who are disrupting the natural order here. Look what they did about offsensive TV back in 2004....

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I heard about this retardedness on Oprah. Sass, this is a little different than the thing you're talking about, I think. This actually involves wrapping a belt around your neck.

In the same show they also talked about the number of kids that have died playing that idiotic "Chubby Bunny" game where you shove marshmallows into your mouth and try to say "Chubby Bunny." Sir VG is right, let natural selection do it's thang.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I heard about this retardedness on Oprah. Sass, this is a little different than the thing you're talking about, I think. This actually involves wrapping a belt around your neck.

Wow, kids these days are fatalistic, huh?

If they're dumb enough to pull that shit, let them kill themselves. Maybe it will teach others a lesson. Fucking A, man. "LETS HANG OURSELVES at tonight's slumber party!"

Stupid stupid STUPID.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Wow, kids these days are fatalistic, huh?

If they're dumb enough to pull that shit, let them kill themselves. Maybe it will teach others a lesson. Fucking A, man. "LETS HANG OURSELVES at tonight's slumber party!"

Stupid stupid STUPID.

Only in America are kids well off enough to think of how they can get high. I bet there are very little choking game deaths in Africa because the kids there are too damn poor to think about this crap.

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Originally Posted by www.sega.co.jp

Only in America are kids well off enough to think of how they can get high. I bet there are very little choking game deaths in Africa because the kids there are too damn poor to think about this crap.

The fuck are you on about, child.

They're "too poor" to think about this crap? Because the POOR never commit suicide accidentally EVER, right?

Don't blame America. This has nothing to do with it.

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It's true. These little brats have too much time on their hands. Any kid who does this needs a good ass-beating and so many chores they're too tired to do anything but sleep when they get a few hours "off."

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

The fuck are you on about, child.

They're "too poor" to think about this crap? Because the POOR never commit suicide accidentally EVER, right?

Don't blame America. This has nothing to do with it.

I'm syaing that only kids that have the time to get bored are the ones that will try getting high like this. When you're staring and poor, how to get a better high doesn't even cross a your mind (unless you're a drug addict).

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