[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

So PWInsider posted a retraction and it being located @ Stamford stays. Why lie, it was Chavo updating Benoit's wiki.

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And don't forget about that huge headbutt through the table during the SD ladder match a long while ago

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Well I'm going to buy the WM23 DVD before they take it off the shelves and edit the match out(you know it will happen). His match with MVP was probably the best I've seen out of him in years and with a worthy opponent.

Damn. It did not have to be this way, he was trying to reach out too with all those text messages. Why...? If he knew he was going to go apeshit why didn't he just not go back home. His career, all his matchs, everything is going to be gone, up and coming fans wont ever know who this guy is. What a shame..

In other news.

I SMELL EDGE BEING THE NEW CENA OF SMACKDOWN. Get ready folks: Edge the forever World Heavy weight Champion and his new submission move R rated arm lock!

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In case you wanted to see the Vince McMahon interview with the Today Show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYrAu0cYCYw

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So the guy that edited the Wikipedia page came forward and apologized, putting shit up that was only speculation on his part and not factually correct.

I'm sure conspiracy theorists will simply scream "HE'S DOING THAT TO HIDE THE CRIME! MY BENOIT WOULD NEVER DO SUCH FILTH!"

lol high horse

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I really hate all the backpedaling and unnecessary apologies incidents like this generate.

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So apparently cops seized the wiki kid's computer.

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=3327310&page=1

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I think Chris Nowinski has the strongest case with the whole paranoia and pressure against the brain deal.

I still don't think Benoit did it, but its not my call really.

Hell..who knows..maybe his wife was hit with a heavy case of food poisoning and he ended her life to make it easier.

Or maybe someone else killed them and he didn't want to go on without them. Because a lot of things in this case don't make any sense to me

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright, Raw tonight and what's gonna be next for Cena? Hopefully a title loss...maybe Mick Foley will challenge him to a hardcore match for the title. Ah well, just wishful thinking.

Edit: Fuckin A. First five minutes of Raw and Kennedy is already calling Cena out.

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According to NoDQ.com, WWE is considering having Orton get the title. They figure that Cena is over enough as it is, and the fans would prefer seeing him chase Orton for the title than actually holding it for a while.

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I'm calling it right now, Elimination Chamber. 5 people here right now, who's gonna be the 6th? Damn, forget that...Regal had to ruin it.

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Wow, this is gonna be lame. 2 beat the clock matches. Oh rapture.

What happened to the Night of Champions rematch WWE was pitching last week?

EDIT: Looks like it gonna be 4 beat the clock matches, all jobbed.

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Hmmmm...I'm not sure how I feel about this matchup. I see it like how it was between Edge and Cena about a year ago...I didn't want either one to have the title.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Alright, Raw tonight and what's gonna be next for Cena? Hopefully a title loss...maybe Mick Foley

Your post started sucking when I got to Mick Foley.

Just kidding.

Mick Foley needs to retire. That's all I'm going to say.

And lol @ Lashley and Cena for the title. Yea that's going to work REAL WELL. Nevermind Cena already beating every big muscle man in the WWE. He's going to use the STFUMF'ER on Lashley, just watch.

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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

According to NoDQ.com, WWE is considering having Orton get the title. They figure that Cena is over enough as it is, and the fans would prefer seeing him chase Orton for the title than actually holding it for a while.

Triple H wants that. What Paul Levesque wants, Paul Levesque usually gets.

I watched the first part of RAW, and Mr. Kennedy's face when John Cena was saying all that shit looked as if he were trying to hold back laughter. After that though, RAW got hazey. I guess because it was so boring I went back to playing WoW and just listened to it, turning my head every now and then.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Orton with the title? How many times has this been predicted before Orton messed it all up?

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I personally would like to see Orton with the title(around his waist and not in his damn hand like it doesn't mean anything..) because he'll look good with it.. Champs that look good as champs go over fans quite fast and well. And with his "Mr.Concussion" angle going, people will see him as "the champ to be feared". And we haven't had a champion of that perception since Yokozuna.

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Yeah, too bad he doesn't weigh 500 pounds. I swear, as a child, I thought that son of a bitch was invincible. Especially when he cheated and beat my hero. =/ But Orton as champ sounds refreshing and fun.

I had an odd dream about the Benoit situation recently. It was all a hoax, everyone was pissed, but it was nice seeing the family together at ring side. Depressed me for a while when I woke up and realized it was a dream.

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/a...ckpalumbodebut

Well he's old talent but great talent..(if used right this time..)

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Well, judging by the article and all maybe a persona resembling who he actually is might be good. As it stands, from what I remember of him, he irritated the living shit out of me.

Watching Raw right now. Cena came out at the start and started sucking audience cock, and now McMahon's getting in his face. This country's fucked up; is this the same Raw from this past Monday?

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That doesn't sound anything like the Raw from Monday. William Regal was the GM that night and I saw nothing of McMahon in there. Where'd you get this?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm in Guatemala. I have no idea how old the material I get is. Bad enough having to put up listening to the Spanish announcers.

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I got the Ladder Match DVD last night. Apparently WWE hasn't pulled this yet, as there is a CHris Benoit segment and about 3 or 4 matches with Chris Benoit in it. Gonna watch some of the matches here in a minute, tho.

I was speaking idiomatically.

dagget, that DVD is freaking gold. Although there's a few matches that were left out, it has some of the best ladder matches that were ever done.

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Yeah, I skipped over the first match with Jake Roberts vs Junkyard Dog.. cause it was boring (I guess one of the first matches of its kind would be a bit boring, especially a match that's about exactly old as I am) But I watched a couple of other matches too. Stopped at the Rock vs Triple H one because my attention gathered somewhere else. I can't wait to relive the first TLC match (SummerSlam was held in Raleigh that year, and I *almost* went)

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