HAY GUYS

einherjar · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Brent

A real pirate corrects whoever he pleases, now WALK THE PLANK.

Also: A real pirate is MALE. OFF THE PLANK, WENCH.

Parley?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Little Brenty Brent Brent · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 12:32 PM

BLAST THE FRENCH.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ballpark Frank · Oct 31, 2006, 02:42 PM

We need to get back on topic here. You know, telling Aquas what a sick fuck he is.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ryuu · 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Brent

A real pirate corrects whoever he pleases, now WALK THE PLANK.

Also: A real pirate is MALE. OFF THE PLANK, WENCH.

Wouldn't it be "whomever" instead of "whoever?"

*Shrug.* Not the grammar police so I guess it doesn't matter.

[Edit:]

And in effort to stay on topic - a 19/20 year-old male being attracted to/having a crush on a 14 year-old female should make an attempt to look for women in his own age bracket.

FELIPE NO

nadienne · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Reznor

Hahaha.

Maybe it should've been "To TRY and convince you".

Since no girl, not even a fourteen year old, would fall for that.

Honestly, if I was a fourteen year old girl, and some twenty year old creep wrote me a poem, I'd ask him to sign it, and frame it with "CREEP" in big bold letters.

Actually, and unfortunately, that's just not true. 14 year olds don't think it's sick when 20 year olds flirt with them, they're enamoured--because he's college age, and mature (supposedly), and girls that age long for anyone to pay attention to them sexually. That doesn't make it right or consensual if something does happen.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

ramoth · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by nadienne

Actually, and unfortunately, that's just not true. 14 year olds don't think it's sick when 20 year olds flirt with them, they're enamoured--because he's college age, and mature (supposedly), and girls that age long for anyone to pay attention to them sexually. That doesn't make it right or consensual if something does happen.

Just more evidence that women are genetically predisposed to remain in the kitchen.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

nadienne · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by GRUN-1

Just more evidence that women are genetically predisposed to remain in the kitchen.

Whatever. You're not going to tell me that any 14 year old boy is going to turn down a 20 year old woman who wants to seduce him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

ramoth · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 01:33 PM

Hell no. Any 14 year old boy would be glad to get laid, regardless of her age. It's quite different from "oh wow, he's a college boy, i feel special". It's "sweet, pussy!"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

xiaowei · Oct 31, 2006, 04:34 PM

Obviously they don't.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803052teach1.html

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

ramoth · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by xiaowei

Obviously they don't.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803052teach1.html

Like I said. "Sweet! Pussy!"

How ya doing, buddy?

Aquas · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 04:35 PM

This thread isn't and hasn't really been on topic besides the topic of my romance, and some questions on pedophilia. So I'm gonna close it. I've been judged and the general concensus is that I need to evaluate myself for having these thoughts. To that I say, "Sure, okay, legitimate concern." It's a sensitive subject, obviously. Go make a thread on the sewers if you wanna continue talking about my "values." In quotations because my idea of value (which is subjective) is disagreeing in that I want to "put my diddle" in this girl, which most are going forth to believe. I do agree that I have a sort of attraction to the girl. Enough said.

The thread was supposed to be about other people's experiences with crushes or random romances 'n such. Which it wasn't very fruitful in, but it was fruitful in what I decided to share.

For fun, I'll leave you guys with an (unrelated to the girl previously mentioned, but to a girl my age) erotic poem I've written. :juggler:

Blood Source

As I think of you
this moment is very exciting
because I don't know you are.

As I become erect
I think of you, and
of my pumping blood
into my member

and as I think of you
I want my blood inside of you
surging directly from me
and from my thoughts into you.

I see your sad eyes as I donate to you my endless love

When it's all done
I see you flush up,
vigor rise within you
so I smile.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?