Well, I never!

I've never smoked a cigarette.
I've never typed "lol" anywhere, ever.
I've never gotten first place in a sporting event, unless DDR counts.
I've never gone to a Homecoming dance.
I've never seen Animal House.
I've never dumped anyone.
I've never gotten the last soda out of a vending machine.
I've never left the country I was born in.
I've never swore while using the bathroom.
I've never been to a summer camp.
I've never rented or bought any pornographic videos or magazines.
I've never played Oregon Trail.

I can think of a lot more, but I'll stop short. So, what have you never experienced that you feel most others have?

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Originally Posted by Max Biggs

I've never typed "lol" anywhere, ever.

If you say so o-o

I never smoked
I never got drunk
I actually never even drank even a quarter of cup of anything with alcohol
I never liked you
I never concentrated in school
I never play my gamecube

why does this feel like a confessional o_0

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I've never tried marijuana
I've never been to a concert (working on that one)
I've never bought porno
I've never played GTA SA
I've never owned a dog
I've never been to my nation's capital


there are many more i'm sure, but i'm drawing many blanks at the moment.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Max Biggs

I've never typed "lol" anywhere, ever.

Hey man, I proudly make that claim too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I never smoked or drank. The latter is partly because I take antidepressants for my panic disorder and they don't mix with alcohol.

I also never got my driver's license or left the east coast. Or went to Disney World.. or flew in a plane.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Cellius

Hey man, I proudly make that claim too.

I think it's more of the fact that simply typing that statement immediately makes it false.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by CloudNine

I think it's more of the fact that simply typing that statement immediately makes it false.

I would imagine the usage of quotations automatically negates the oxymoron that such a statement creates. A sort of "meta-lol," if you will.

FELIPE NO

I have never ridden a skateboard.

I have never smoked a cigarette/done drugs/had alcohol.

I have never played an XBOX (original or 360).

I have never gone to a prom. I could extend on related topics, but one is enough. -_-;

I have never seen Office Space. This doesn't sound like a big deal to you, maybe, but I get so much crap about it at work.

I have never taken any music class, nor have I had any formal lessons with any instrument. Big regret.

I have never had Chinese food. I can almost say the same for Japanese food, but a friend brought over some rice...thing once. No, it wasn't rice balls. =P


Lastly and randomly, I have never had an ear infection.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I've never yelled at my parents. (Since recognised sentience.)
I've never gotten into a fight with my boyfriend.
I've never stolen.
I've never enjoyed sex.
I've never smoked.
I've never been to Disneyland or ridden on a ferris wheel.
... and I have never been to Boston in the fall.

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright Max, get out your notebook. I will be testing you later.

I've never been to the prom
I've never had sex
I've never been ice skating
I've never been out of country
I've never been in a boat
I've never ridden a roller coaster
I've never owned a cat
I've never ridden a horse
I've never had sushi

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have never seen so much weakness in one place.

What's to be proud of? You haven't experienced life to the same extent of others, good job! Pat yourself on the back why don't you, go on and draw the shades a little more while you're at it.

Go outside, do something you haven't done before. Scare yourself. Get into a sticky situation, and then apologize to her. Spend a night in jail. Drink so much you pass out, or compete in an eating contest. Drive too fast, and rock out while you do it. Flip someone off. Write bad poetry, try your hand at playing the guitar. Make some new friends, and then tell them you're a pedophile. Ask that cutie pie for their phone number, ask that cute teacher for theirs, too.

Come on kids, you're hardly alive if you can fill out a list like this without feeling ashamed for doing so.

I am not talking about things like hard drugs and unprotected sex, the kind of stuff that can quite possibly ruin your life. But those are the expection, not the rule. I don't see anything like that on here though, I just see a lot of people who are letting life pass them by.

Oh, but I suppose I should post my list too. You know, simply to get back on track.

I have never been to the moon, been married, drank Shin under the table, or taken Sassafrass out fishing. Nor have I shaken Encepheleon's hand, or hitched my way across Australia. You know what though? I plan do to every one of those, maybe twice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've never worn a hairstyle that went below the ears.
I've never waded or jumped into water deeper than five feet.
I've never been arrested or in trouble with the law.
I've never smoked a cigarette.
I've never donated blood.
I've never watched "Titanic" or "Pulp Fiction".
I've never cheated on a test at school.
I've never broken any of my bones.
I've never been drunken from alcohol.
I've never played the original Super Mario Bros. all the way to completion.
I've never learned to drive a Standard transmission.
I've never weighed more than 130 pounds.


You know, it's difficult to think of things that I haven't done, stuff that would be considered fairly normal to have never experienced, such as getting a tattoo or flying on an airplane. It's not something that normally comes up, but when I have to dedicate thought to the subject, I've done an awful lot of things in my life. I'm sure an endless list of things exist, like never having attended a major league baseball game, but these things are quite narrow.

I could say I've never ridden a unicycle with a man named Horace upon my shoulders and it would be true, but it would also be fairly meaningless because I don't know anyone who has. So there's only so far one can go with these general areas of note.

It's interesting that this thread has caused me to consider all the interesting things I have done, stuff that would interest a lot of people but has been lost to the back of my memory due to familiarity. When I consider all the stuff I'd still like to do, it becomes too easy to forget what I've already accomplished.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've never been jumped into a gang (I'd be dead by now if I had.)
I've never been to prom (It would have sucked, we went out and got drunk instead.)
I've never been the victim of a "hate crime" (I get called a spic in #gfchat all the time, so I guess that's close enough <3)
I've never been to Canada (*Insert border jumper joke here*)
I've never so much as broken a bone in the four car wrecks I've been in (Knock on wood)
I've never been hit by a gunshot (Althought I've been shot AT. Twice)
I've never been skydiving (Don't plan on it either.)
I've never thought abou this shit before (Whoopty-fuckin'-doooooo~)

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've never broken a bone.
I've never done coke.
I've never jerked off in a public restroom.
I never thought I'd get glasses.


Man, I've done most of the stuff that you people have listed not doing. I guess I lead an exciting life.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I never struck a woman out of anger.
I never fired a handgun. (I still am a big fan of rifles/shotguns)
I never broke a bone. (unless you count teeth)
I never seen the movie "Titanic".
I never played DDR.
I never met anybody in person who is on GFF.
I never was good at any particular sport.
I never got a lady pregnant.
I never chewed/dipped tobacco.

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This thread makes me feel terribly sad. I don't think I've ever purposely tried to think of things I've never done. Also, some of the things people here are saying they've never done are just unbelievable. Anyway, here goes:

I've never...

- broken a bone (unless you count the nose, which I believe is actually cartilage)
- ridden on a train
- stayed up all night talking to someone I love
- been bitten by a dog
- eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
- had a tan
- had a nosebleed
- made love on a beach (nor do I want to)
- told my brother or sister that I love them
- had a tooth pulled
- had hair past my shoulderblades
- caught a fish

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I`ve never broken a bone
I`ve never done drugs
I`ve never been on a functioning train
I`ve never had a tooth pulled
I`ve never had sex with anyone other than my BABYS MAMA
I`ve never driven (well, besides fucking off)
I`ve never bought a game system past the Dreamcast

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I've never drank or gotten drunk or have taken a drink.
I've never smoked (firsthand that is X_x)
I've never had sex.
I've never liked sports. (NOT out of laziness too)
I've never played Xbox 360 (no inclination to though)
I've never initiated the "hi" when seeing someone (until recent years)
I've never went to the mall with a group of friends (idling about isn't my thing)
I've never gotten braces (whoops, crooked teeth don't look "too expensive" now)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

IVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND... OH WAIT I HAVE LOL

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've never gone to any type of dance or danced with a girl. Actually my parents have a photo of me dancing with a white girl when I was maybe 4, but I don't even remember that, so it doesn't count.
I've never had a cavity
I've never been to a parade
I've never been to a football or basketball game
I've never kissed a girl
I've never learned how to swim

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

- broken a bone (unless you count the nose, which I believe is actually cartilage)

- had a nosebleed

I didn't know you could break your nose without it bleeding, unless it doesn't count because it is broken.

And to contribute:

I've never done drugs (don't have the money or reason)
I've never spent more than $1000 at a time
I've never thought of lol as seperate letters, always pronounced as it is spelled
I've also never met someone from GFF other than the ones I go to school with.
I've never beaten FFVII or VIII.
I've never had wasabi
I've never heard that milkshake song, or American Idiot.
I've never seen MTV before, though I did download this one Dragonforce video that was on MTV2, as it says so in the corner.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've never gone camping.
I've never had a serious injury (broken bones).
I've never smoked a cigarette.
I've never received a speeding ticket.
I've never been on a boat.
I've never owned a dog.

I'm sure there are more, but those are the ones that came to mind first. I've actually had a dog before, but I was too young. My family was also forced to give him away when we moved to the United States.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I've never sucessfully completed the 1st disc or completed a FF game I've played (VII through XI).
I've never smoked.
I've never cheated.
I've never drove a car with insurance.
I've never been pulled without getting out of a ticket for lack of insurance.

FELIPE NO

I've never smoked.
I've never done any hard drugs.
I've drank plenty yet never been hungover.
I've never driven a car.
I've never perpetuated a relationship for more than a week

e: haha none of these are accurate anymore, oh wow

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Haven't done acid, havent gotten a girl pregnat, havent gotten crabs, havent failed out of school, havent been fired from work, haven't gotten a raise, havent had a girl for more than 5 monthes, havent had a father (aw, just had to throw in the depressing one)

Seriously, a lot of the previous posts are pretty sad, but who am I to judge other people's regrets?

Jam it back in, in the dark.