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Bouncy Snakes and Bladders
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 06:32 PM 15 #1 of 53
Cool Bouncy Snakes and Bladders

Yeah, I know Shin's doing one but I spent a couple hours on this figuring out the template and animating it among things. I'm also borrowing the same layout and South African intelligence service digs because that shit is hilarious. Also, it allows for six players so it's different in that regard. 64 squares makes for a good layout.




























Stealing Shin's rules too! =D

Rules are simple. On your turn, you roll a six sided dice (So you have to post first, then press the roll button in the post bit then edit in any comments you might have on the result) and move your counter the number of spaces shown along the numbered squares. If you land on the bottom of a ladder you go up it, land at the top of a snake you go down it, roll a 6 you get to roll again. First to square 64 is the winner!

In your sign up post, roll a dice to see who goes first and indicate which color bouncy you wish to be. LET'S DO THIS THING

Players:
Gechmir
Juanzen
Diss
Radez29
Garr
Angel Of Light

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 18, 2009 at 08:31 PM. Reason: player info
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 06:43 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 06:43 PM #2 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
ACER TOLD ME TO
1d6
4
REQUESTING WHITE :0 'Cuz that's what I be~

Edit:
TAKE THAT, ARR >:I

There's nowhere I can't reach.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.


Last edited by Gechmir; Feb 18, 2009 at 06:47 PM.
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 06:52 PM 1 #3 of 53
Nigga if I wasn't working I'd be in like a mother. I just wanted to post to say GOD DAMN DID ANYONE BOTHER LOOKING AT HIS CODE HE HAS LIKE TWO BILLION IMAGE TAGS IN THAT.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:03 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 08:33 PM #4 of 53
1 Die Roll
 Description
Die
Result
Go Go Go
1d6
1
Got to try for two in a row. You know I'm game. Requesting Yellow.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Little Brenty Brent Brent
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:20 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 05:20 PM #5 of 53
1 Die Roll
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DEM BONES
1d6
3
OMFG BLUE

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:43 PM #6 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Result
magic
1d6
2
hey hey I'll take that purplish one at the bottom!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:55 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 08:55 PM #7 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
awesome jewel
1d6
4
picking green then, if I am not around I pre-emptively allow acer to roll for me.

FELIPE NO
YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE
 
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:55 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 04:55 PM #8 of 53
1 Die Roll
 Description
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Result
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
1d6
6
Black as night phoenix

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 07:58 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 06:58 PM #9 of 53
i suppose i'll take whatever's left.

edit: ack! beaten to the punch!

How ya doing, buddy?
Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:21 PM #10 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
juanzen vs gechmir
1d2
2
radez vs garr
1d2
1
Ah, sorry 'bout dat Capo and Hawkeye. Maybe next time!

Alright we have two tiebreakers.
1 for radez, 2 for garr
1 for juanzen, 2 for gechmir

Tiebreakers completed!

Here are the players and the order~

Gechmir
Juanzen
Diss
Radez29
Garr
Angel Of Light


Good luck to you all and may God have mercy on my fingers.

Gech yer up~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 18, 2009 at 08:26 PM.
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:29 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 08:29 PM #11 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
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SIX IS TOO GOOD. MUST RE-ROLL
1d6
2
GOOOOO
1d6
6
Fuck yes I'm number one~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:43 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 09:43 PM #12 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
TEETH DICE
1d6
2
GO HUNGER AND POVERTY
1d6
6
like you can beat my third world dice.

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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:44 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 08:44 PM #13 of 53
I miss out on this game again.

Booooooo~

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:49 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 06:49 PM #14 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
I didn't really mean it :(
1d6
3
HAHA PUCK DOESN'T GET TO PLAY
1d6
6
It's ROLLIN TIME.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:50 PM #15 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
I GET TO ROLL
1d6
3
LET'S DO THIS.

FELIPE NO
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:52 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 06:52 PM 2 #16 of 53
Haha nice 3, bitch.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 09:10 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 10:40 PM #17 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
Dice Roll!!!!!
1d6
5
Come on Dice, give me some love.

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Old Feb 18, 2009, 09:21 PM #18 of 53
Alright let's get dis ting rooooolin~






























Gechmir and Juanzen get off to a nice start with the exact same rolls. Then Diss passes them both by one while Radez29 grabs an easy shortcut straight into the lead! But will it be for good?! Garr and Angel Of Light now sit back quietly sharing a space to wait for the right time to strike. It's anyone's race, folks! =D

whew this is gonna take some getting used to~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 18, 2009 at 09:23 PM.
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 09:30 PM Local time: Feb 18, 2009, 09:30 PM #19 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
ON A ROLL LOL DO U GET IT
1d6
1
need new pair of shoeses
1d6
6
RADEZ WHYYYYYY

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 04:40 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 05:40 AM #20 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
Radez will be defeated
1d6
4
don't land where Gech is
1d6
6
sorry for the looong delay, but I did say acer was allowed to roll so I don't push it back, anyways I only got one objective this time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 05:03 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 11:03 AM #21 of 53
To see my seed of an idea blossom into something so beautiful brings a tear to my eye. It's like the first time I saw a Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon *sniff*.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 02:27 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 12:27 PM #22 of 53
3 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
I can do this all day
1d6
2
Awwwwww yeah
1d6
6
Come on, not 2.
1d6
6
Here I am!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Old Feb 19, 2009, 05:12 PM 11 #23 of 53
9 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Lion Square
1d64
22
Animal #3
1d10
1
Reroll Panda Square
1d64
43
Panda Placement
1d64
11
Animal #2
1d10
5
Elephant square
1d64
11
Animal #1
1d10
9
# of animals
1d4
3
# of d4 animal rolls
1d2
1
Uh oh! While it looks like some folks may have gotten some nice rolls before they can make their moves some wild animals appear! Do they wish to play? =O

ROLLING ANIMALS~ STAND BY~

Out of the brush a majestic elephant walks forth very close to our players.

Hello elephant. =)

In the middle of the board sparks fly and then there is silence but then it is interrupted by the crunching of bamboo. Wait a minute a panda in Africa?! Warp pandas but what I don't even.

PANDA YOU MAKE NO SENSE STOP THAT

ROAR! A lion stalks the field and stumbles upon the blue ladder. He climbs it and decides to stalk the top of playing field instead. FELINE PARTNERSHIP!

Uh oh watch out for Mista Lion!


And here's the current board!



























ANIMAL FRIENDS! ANIMAL FRIENDS! =DDD

FELIPE NO

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 05:54 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 11:54 PM #24 of 53
You're a strange, strange man...

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 06:18 PM #25 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
on ur ass
1d6
4
FU Juan, goan get u.

One too far. =(

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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