[Wii] "We ruined Rush, now it's time for Cruis'n!"

Actually Cruis'n was pretty stuffed from the get-go, but I liked them. :]

Originally Posted by some website

Players will be able to pick from "an impressive lineup of cars" that they can speed through twelve different street circuits. The title will be controlled with the Wii remote, presumably held classic style to steer. Meanwhile, the vehicles can be fitted with upgraded turbos, body kits, neon displays and nitrous boosters, among other things.

http://au.wii.ign.com/articles/800/800090p1.html

But but, the Cruis'n games are supposed to be about blurry 2D girls in bikinis starting you off on an adventure around the open highways of America and other non-American highways (like the Great Wall of China), crashing into semi-trailers that furiously spin round in circles while rocking out to the banjo jumble mess music! Not 'fully sick'ing up your glow in the dark shit boxes! No! Here we discuss all of the above (especially blurry 2D girls but ESPECIALLY semi-trailers). Next year Midway will bring back the Hydro Thunder name and it'll be a first person shooter with aliens that powerslide around corners. That'll cause a Hydro Thunder in my pants for sure.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, Exotica was pretty spaz. I think that came out around the time Midway killed off their arcade development team responsible for the original Cruis'n and Rush games. But at least it wasn't as bad as Cruis'n Velocity on GBA!


MMMM, drivin' around a DOOM LEVEL!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

First screens!


Track selection shows promise!


Umm. Wait what is this card..


Rules for Drawn Stud Poker?

Midway must have used a novelty Bob the Builder toy camera to capture these screens. That and it just looks pretty bad all round, but at least it's not another LA Rush sandbox disaster area!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.