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[:plant:] The Great Grimoire of Game Night: A Treatise On Shenanigans
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Old Oct 12, 2013, 02:13 AM Local time: Oct 12, 2013, 12:13 AM 10 #1 of 9
The Great Grimoire of Game Night: A Treatise On Shenanigans

Herein is a chronicling of Game Nights - past, present and future. I, like you, saw that massive wall of tags and wished I could distinguish between which were old and which were new each week - so, I did what anyone in my position would do, and nagged CHz. The upside is that thread tags do store timestamp information. The downside is that it would take CHz more work than he is willing to put in to actually enable sorting the tags by said timestamps.

What I have attempted to do is organize all the games played during game night chronologically, and, where applicable, insert thread title changes and tags. Having them all in a single post proved to take an enormous amount of time to save edits, so I have divided them by year. When I say an enormous amount of time, I really mean about ten seconds, but that's a lot of time on the internet.

Special thanks to CHz for enabling timestamp visibility for a couple of minutes so I could pull the info, and to RR for hooking me up with the thread title change data.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Little Brenty Brent Brent; Apr 11, 2014 at 02:47 AM. Reason: Obliterateering
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Old Oct 14, 2013, 08:41 PM Local time: Oct 14, 2013, 06:41 PM 4 #2 of 9
2012


2012/01/24 - GFF Game Night: Come Cast Magic Missile at the Darkness
Spoiler:
Game: D&D

2012/02/01 - GFF Game Night: BLOB LOBLAW'S LAW BLOB LOBBING LAW BLOG
Spoiler:
Game: D&D

Tags:
blob

2012/02/07 - GFF Game Night: Take the average blob man and ask him that
Spoiler:
Game: D&D, Legends of Anglerre chargen

Tags:
other brothers can't deny

2012/02/15 - GFF Game Night: DetectiveBombCon '13
Spoiler:
Game: Legends of Anglerre chargen, Orient Express

Tags:
five beers no pants

2012/02/21 - GFF Game Night: You unreliable chucklefucks
Spoiler:
Game: Cancelled.

Tags:
buy deni a calendar

2012/03/02 - GFF Game Night: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Spoiler:
Game: Forgotten by all save Rychord.

Tags:
acer you bojo

2012/03/09 - GFF GAME NIGHT: IT'S AT 9 PM FRIDAY
Spoiler:
Game: Skills has remembered! No-one else has.

Tags:
where is acer? in heaven

2012/03/16 - GFF Game Night: 100 million billion d6 explosions
Spoiler:
Game: Orient Express (Skills forgets, yet again.)

2012/03/21
Spoiler:
Game: Acer and Pang awkwardly stumble toward a cancellation agreement.

2012/03/30
Spoiler:
Game: Forgotten by all. Tuesday is to blame.

2012/04/06 - GFF Game Night: A Box of Broken Dreams (and soot)
Spoiler:
Game: Legends of Anglerre

Tags:
broken dreams
goosetown
expert in fists

2012/04/10 - GFF Game Night: Y Kant Ug Reed
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest

Tags:
spandex wizard pants

2012/04/17 - GFF Game Night: Think of me as your own scrotum
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest

Tags:
scrotums
traw a treasure
movment
chinese germans
jerkin gold

2012/04/24 - GFF Game Night: Think of me as your own QFASA
Spoiler:
Game: Magicka

Tags:
res! res!
who's dead? everybody

2012/05/01 - Do you like GFF Game Night? Do you want it on your body?
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme

Tags:
dolphins
on your body
haha good haha
peanutbutt is judging

2012/05/08 - GFF Game Night: I NEED MORE DIRT FOR MY BALLS
Spoiler:
Game: Minecraft

Tags:
escape to boner mountain
race to boner mountain

2012/05/15 - GFF Game Night and the Terrible Vengeance of MEGABONERMAN
Spoiler:
Game: Minecraft Survival Project

2012/05/22 - GFF Game Night: Zoom and Enhance
Spoiler:
Game: Magicka

2012/05/29
Spoiler:
Game: Utter failure

2012/06/05
Spoiler:
Game: Chumps prepping for meet

2012/06/12 - GFF Game Night: BLEHONK
Spoiler:
Game: Gamma World

Tags:
blehonk
evasive maneuvers
we only ride at night
the flash and wolverine
call in an airstrike
red alert

2012/06/19
Spoiler:
Game: Board Game Online

Tags:
puppy vomit +1 karma
g'wan & catapult yourself

2012/06/26 - GFF Game Night: FUCK SWEDEN
Spoiler:
Game: Magicka

Tags:
delete local content

2012/07/03 - GFF Game Night: The Moon is a lonely place
Spoiler:
Game: Moon Base Alpha

Tags:
praise beacon
moon cologne
hot moon bitches
couplers
moon rebellion
communism
the best power ranger
hoses

2012/07/10
Spoiler:
Game: Alien Swarm

Tags:
they don't stack
elevator alien bro

2012/07/17 - GFF Game Night: Catbutt's secret rule
Spoiler:
Game: Alien Swarm, Pomme

2012/07/24 - GFF Game Night: We're supposed to kill this at Level 1?
Spoiler:
Game: Pathfinder

Tags:
crazy motorcycle
it's a woman
rocks fall everyone dies
i drink it
page 51
water

2012/07/31 - GFF Game Night: SHAZBOT
Spoiler:
Game: Tribes

Tags:
shazbot

2012/08/07 - GFF Game Night: Only Pang knows what the fuck is going on.
Spoiler:
Game: "Fuckin' nothing. NOTHING."

2012/08/14 - GFF Game Night: Wait, I thought they were going to trade dicks?
Spoiler:
Game: Action Castle, Fiasco (Dragon Slayers)

Tags:
trading all of the dicks
only pang knows
things i can never unsee
we're playing ghost dick
mayonnaise manwich
ghost dicks
mayonnaise
combine all the things

2012/08/21
Spoiler:
Game: Tribes

2012/08/28
Spoiler:
Game: The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Everyone Is John

Tags:
turkey bacon
the duchess
an animal in a cage

2012/09/04 - Basically, Acer fell asleep
Spoiler:
Game: Cancelled due to incompetence.

2012/09/11 - The choiciest of beefs
Spoiler:
Game: Action Castle (Jungle Adventure), Fiasco (1913 New York)

Tags:
the choiciest of beefs
choiciest
sausage vodka
planet garr
examine the women
amazing cyborg ass
amputee porn
welcome to the jam

2012/09/18
Spoiler:
Game: Borderlands 2 released. Access to new online co-op game demands immediate game night cancellation.

2012/09/25 - The chiziest of queefs
Spoiler:
Game: The Hidden

Tags:
get on top of me
chiz
no chiz
mutiny!!
fire hurts me
grenades hurt me
bicycle race
no kill server

2012/10/02 - GFF Game Night: The trashiest of garages
Spoiler:
Game: The Hidden

Tags:
trash garage
all the galapagos maps

2012/10/09 - GFF Game Night: The eightest of waves
Spoiler:
Game: Sanctum

2012/10/16 - GFF Game Night: The crashiest of Acers (Goodnight Skills)
Spoiler:
Game: Terraria, Team Fortress 2

2012/10/23 - GFF Game Night: The laggiest of waters
Spoiler:
Game: Terraria

2012/10/30 - GFF Game Night: The pheasant is too overly cooked to punch
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco (Back To The Old House), Action Castle (Spooky Manor)

Tags:
asshole singularity lab
ass robot
boner clobberings
invincible pheasant
oily garlic brandy
kraft dinner

2012/11/06
Spoiler:
Game: Ultimate Doom

Tags:
red stuff
brown demon
jumpkicks

2012/11/13 - GFF Game Night: Jean Claude van Doome
Spoiler:
Game: Final Doom

2012/11/20 - GFF Game Night: Jumpkicky Jones and the Mastery of Mastering
Spoiler:
Game: Final Doom

Tags:
big browns
burny burns
jumpkicky jones
the mastery of mastering
expert in explosives
cyberdemon dislikes smoke
aquamarine
do da shitwad
nope.wad
do da shit too wad
mysterious bloodhole

2012/11/27 - GFF Game Night: I found Skills; he's dead
Spoiler:
Game: Planetside 2

Tags:
pulchritude
2/3 mad
i found skills he's dead
tourette's
go fuck yourself
popechritude

2012/12/04 - GFF Game Night: Dem Caterflax
Spoiler:
Game: Mechwarrior Online

Tags:
caterflax
iliev
alpha strike
jennifer
hurnchburk
chicarda
1 2 3 4 or 8

2012/12/11 - GFF Game Night: Constable Torgund Kriggenhauver
Spoiler:
Game: Orient Express

Tags:
torgund kriggenhauver
great scott
gimme your big clue
hon hon hon
this outrageous accent

2012/12/18 - GFF Game Night: I see you Hidden. Shakin' that ass.
Spoiler:
Game: The Hidden

Tags:
peanutbuttermoon
my liege
sorcerer
not just the shaft
peanut butt area
one ugly motherfucker
shakin that ass
which one is pang
probation
i believe acer can fly
safety island
starcraft? never


There's nowhere I can't reach.

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2013


2013/01/01 - GFF Game Night: Ow, my brain. Ow, my double brain.
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme

2013/01/08 - GFF Game Night: This maylee is draining my stameena (because I'm whackin' it).
Spoiler:
Game: Runebound

Tags:
stameena
maylee
hungry dad
i'm whackin' it
i'm good at jokes
sex map
lower caps
rest around
died of balls
five fists
ayn rand so far away
mail eh
skeletal whores
test your handswim
acer is so handswim
handswim
electric ballgaloo
makin' a mess
it's on page 2

2013/01/15 - GFF Game Night: Skeletor Says "What" For Ten Hours
Spoiler:
Game: Runebound

Tags:
wattahaoen
exclamation point
handjumps
cloak of hurblflfuehjajs
victory through headbutts
skeletor endurance run

2013/01/22
Spoiler:
Game: Chivalry

Tags:
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
hee hee hee hee
why is the water burning
dildo gaggins
kill the archers
steel tornado
fisticuffs
never stop pressing c

2013/01/29 - GFF Game Night: Blocking is for ladies and Saracens
Spoiler:
Game: Chivalry

2013/02/05 - GFF Game Night: Two Pubs Fighting
Spoiler:
Game: Chivalry

Tags:
like tehy did
500 foot plesiosaur
oil time
fuckoff alley
sir knife of huntington
under the boardwalk
swinging to and fro
wide arc
swagatha

2013/02/12 - GFF Game Nighte: Two Pubes Fightinge
Spoiler:
Game: Suicide Survival, Chivalry

Tags:
two pubs fighting
sinister taint
head in a bucket
too much fist
we didn't start the fire
as bad as magicka

2013/02/19 - GFF Game Nighte: Le Morte d'Garrthur
Spoiler:
Game: Shadows Over Camelot

Tags:
that's my black thing
king garrthur
garrthur
the holy grill
j'accuse!

2013/02/26 - GFF Game Night: SLAUGHTER THE BLACKS (with Garr's growler)
Spoiler:
Game: Pandemic

Tags:
slaughtering blacks
bombay=mumbai
once you go osaka
purple stuff
general skills
in my pants
massive growler
baggy dad
nagar
cornelius fatwhiskers
stupid or french
re-roll role rolls
one queer night
i got iraq
garrtoum

2013/03/05 - GFF Game Night: What determines the little penis growth?
Spoiler:
Game: Trackmania Stadium

Tags:
ski lessons
pornographs disks
creepy penis overlap
skilessence
little penis growth
skull lettuce
good disturbed songs
optimors prum
dickpenis
the middle hole
nontransformers
math jokes
some sums

2013/03/12 - GFF Game Night: Smokestacks & Chicken Walkers
Spoiler:
Game: Serious Sam HD

Tags:
smokestacks
more cows

2013/03/19 - GFF Game Night: NIGHTLUNCH AND GRUNDLE SOUNDS
Spoiler:
Game: Homeworld

Tags:
nightlunch

2013/03/26 - GFF Game Night: Mighty Casey sucks a dick
Spoiler:
Game: SWAT 4

Tags:
kill every civilian
worst police
super wrong acer tactics

2013/04/02
Spoiler:
Game: Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
denisux
denisucks
grundle

2013/04/09 - GFF Whorerible Night: Oh, CREEPY Penis
Spoiler:
Game: Sailor Moon, Power Rangers (EmulApril)

Tags:
whore-ribble
pvpenis
whorerible
slide
chibi moon vs goldar
sweep the leg
goldar's inner demons
oh - creepy penis

2013/04/16 - GFF Faillera Night: WHY?! WHY?!
Spoiler:
Game: X-Men failure, the Hidden (EmuFailpril)

Tags:
sight beyond sight
murray xman

2013/04/23 - GFF Ragtime Night: Did You See Me Jumpkick That Tornado?
Spoiler:
Game: X-Men, Windjammers, Rival Schools, Puzzle Fighter (EmulApril)

Tags:
get in the vent
x-min
ragtime
will it blend
jumpkick a tornado
pang's ping

2013/04/30 - GFF Crimefight Night: COWABUNGA! COWABUNGA! COWABUNGA! COWABUNGA! COWABUNGA!
Spoiler:
Game: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a host of other random MAME bullshit

Tags:
cowabunga
only pang can host
crab god
darrell the viking
year's supply of meat
they're babies lol
balls

2013/05/07 - GFF Hutlass and Tutlass Night: A surprising amount of hair.
Spoiler:
Game: Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
balls
sweeden
hutlass and tutlass
is that a euphemism

2013/05/14 - GFF Crime Time Night: My job is to stand still.
Spoiler:
Game: Monaco

Tags:
funeral pony
crime time

2013/05/21 - GFF Wrench Night: Hoist The MainHogan
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus

Tags:
hms manhogan
shoot down terrible ideas
fuck your balloon
1193046 hours

2013/05/28
Spoiler:
Game: Cards Against Humanity

2013/06/04
Spoiler:
Game: GFF Chumps Packing for Meet Night

2013/06/11
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco (The Ice)

Tags:
live bait
mayonnaise seal

2013/06/18 - GFF Kermit Night: Exploring the ManCrevice
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus

Tags:
fire out stuff

2013/06/25 - GFF NOISES Night: HORRIBLE COCKS
Spoiler:
Game: Magic: The Gathering

Tags:
draw 2 cards then lose
wolfbears
bearspiders
throbbin' valiant

2013/07/02
Spoiler:
Game: Left 4 Dead 2

Tags:
invite trolls
how do i hunter
leave ellis to die
shade deserves his fate
skills did you see?
itchy tasty
what is this
develop immunity to fire

2013/07/09
Spoiler:
Game: Chumps are all busy week

2013/07/16 - GFF I HIT SHADE Night: SKILLS DID YOU SEE?
Spoiler:
Game: Chivalry

2013/07/23 - GFF SKILLS DID YOU SEE Night: I BEAT SHADE
Spoiler:
Game: The Hidden

Tags:
find the teddy bear
i'm a locksmith
vent access categories
literally why

2013/07/30 - GFF SANIC DER HAJHOOJ Night: AHHHHH BEES
Spoiler:
Game: Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed

Tags:
garr and pang are on me
blowfish
bees!
go lay with thy sister
pang dnf
play sonic forget sonic
how do i drove car
godaddy
danica patrick
go daddy
object permanence
sega history lessons
wanna touch that dwarf

2013/08/06 - I Don't Think That's Germane Night: KNIFE TO THE CHEST
Spoiler:
Game: Action Castle (Six-Gun Showdown), Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed

Tags:
boost to get through
knife to the chest
rattlesnake sarsaparilla
hawkeye always wins
combine gun with shopkeep
how do i poker

2013/08/13 - Cool Runnings Night: The Secrets Of Threeven
Spoiler:
Game: Orient Express

Tags:
steven the waiter
pavlovian theories
threeven the waithreeve
berth 2

2013/08/20 - Kill Whitey Night: Always be afraid of blacks
Spoiler:
Game: Whodunit

Tags:
kill whitey

2013/08/27 - GFF Mines Night: STOP BLOWING MY — MINES?!
Spoiler:
Game: Retrovirus

Tags:
mines
wanna blow your tube
ugh
jokes? really?
i wanted your tube

2013/09/03 - GFF I Can't See The Hidden Night: AUTOBRUTALITY
Spoiler:
Game: Whodunit, The Hidden

Tags:
dear diary
always fear the blacks
confundido
weiner flex
thanks car
autobrutality
mysterious bluehole

2013/09/10 - GFF KILL WHITEY Night: Furious Gagging Noises
Spoiler:
Game: Left 4 Dead 2

2013/09/17 - GFF Furious Gagging Noises Night: One Bouncy Avocado
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme, Forbidden Island

Tags:
one bouncy avocado
furious gagging noises
flood the desert
cooler on the internet
i want to do this
canadian trivia night
choose death

2013/09/24 - GFF Door Night: When a wall isn't a wall
Spoiler:
Game: Serious Sam 3

Tags:
false walls
get greged
groovy gregory
oh you mean a door

2013/10/01 - GFF Loading Race: I'll give it a good shot this time
Spoiler:
Game: Serious Sam 3

Tags:
five times
rockets without suits
rocket guns
extreme dying 2013
still better than shade
the way white people is
get the rocket gun
better than shade
KILL TERM
ow my area
safety corner
get the bullet gun
anyone else wanna host?
multiple hemming ways
the houdini maneuver
green shit
host advantage
rectified
DESTROY ALL COWBOYS
bullet guns

2013/10/08 - GFF "Can you get psychiatric care during the move phase?" night: NO YOU HAVE TO WAIT
Spoiler:
Game: Arkham Horror

Tags:
prerequisite horror
time rats
hippos
psychiatric care
dog remains neutral
two-fisted shrivelling
how do i get money
i punch the gate
forever trapped in a cave
cultists in the sky
arkham sneaking
meep
hey-o
I will do it nine times
bullets from the gun
hiding in train stations

2013/10/12 - GFF Tuesday is Too Far Away Night
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch, Chivalry

Tags:
POGO DICK
Fuckin' CAT
I gotta rethink the spine
Physiology 101 with Professor Diss

2013/10/15 - GFF A Box night: Undone By The Wrong Latinos
Spoiler:
Game: Alien vs. Predator Classic, Guns of Icarus, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
Which way is port? Just say left!
The most pungent goulash
BOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBO XBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOX
Undone by the wrong Latinos
While I appreciate your attempts to help, All My Friends Dying Man...
the wrong latinos
bees?
a box
a round box
a figurative box
a box inside a box
Racism
4 hours or 1 million points

2013/10/22 - GFF Power Parking Night: The Unbearable Neediness of Axl Rose
Spoiler:
Game: Burnout Paradise

Tags:
Spite Night
The Yes-I-Will-Fuck-You Special
MANHUGGIN'
BIG FLOPPY DONG
Hooray for "fun"
fuck EA seriously
dim sum
fairy corn
cumstumps
Extreme Parking Simulator 2013
F1 TWICE?!
Paradise City
gentlemanly cunting
acidbutt.com

2013/10/29 - GFF The Most Rarest Game Night: A Beaver Place
Spoiler:
Game: Action Castle, Fiasco

Tags:
north! south! NORTH! SOUTH!
Jingles of disapproval
Original bambi is worth mad bank
It's the majestic penis dolphin
"You remove your pants. There's a small cod here."
I'm Ringo give me the painting by lulu
Skills figures out how stairs work
we all have to focus on pooping
Acer gets to read something :seal clap:
Are we talking about intercourse? You mean coitus?!
Trouble way back deep
Antonio "Tony" Meatbuggler
Rico T. M. Sanchez
Once you go black dice you never go back dice
Rico Tony Meatbuggler Sanchez
hey you swampface
small cods
the most rarest artifacts
NATTY ICE
wreck it
many impressive gizmos
BEEEEEEEavers?!
swamp nihilism
you obtain the Frances
Literally a BEAVER dam
forest ocean pond
a beaver place
clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
broken shovel solves all problems
I got 99 problems and I'm gonna tell you about all of them in this 4-part soul-crushing denouement
I flush us both down the toilet
a plethora of test apples
spooky scary skeletons
Pain followed by confusion

2013/11/05 - GFF HARDFISTED IN THE SNAKEHOLE Night: ::Literally exploding assholes::
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
xenophobia
hard fist
snake hole
mentioned anime: must be taco
I see your little red man
fuckyouman
Pondering the elusive poop shot
NOOOOOO THE MELTY ZONE
so slippery

2013/11/08 - GFF Slippery Butts Night: A Tour of the Windy City
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
get off the phone cat
damnable fat cocks
ring ring meowtherfucker
Welcome to the windy city
NOBODY NEEDS MORE SNAKES
Mmmmmmmmmmega Man
Manly rock-off
Get rained on
How do I get on the boat? Awwwwww yeah I'm on the boat.
Twice as not last
Let me look at your dude
GEMIMIMAM
Yeah! Fist that...porium.
the butts are getting slippery
GET THIRSTY
Fuck you and fuck Canada
hard fist emporium
HAWKEYE WHY

2013/11/12 - GFF Paying Up at the Told Booth Night: Where the Girls Are Pretty
Spoiler:
Game: No More Room in Hell (for bad games), Burnout Paradise

Tags:
shotpots

2013/11/19 - GFF Unreal Troanmetn Night: Dripping Green Loads Should Be Sipped, Not Guzzled
Spoiler:
Game: Unreal Tournament

Tags:
unreal troanmetn
GET GREEN
walking is cancelled
look at this SHINY ASSHOLE
Nouwandi!
an evening of dripping green loads
piston smearing
lava joust
shield sniping
get hammered
adult ghost
Ooooooooold maaaaaaaan riiiiveeeeerrrrrr...?

2013/11/26 - GFF Trombone Yankee Night: Mercenary Centipede
Spoiler:
Game: Mercenary Kings

Tags:
TANGO YANKEE
mercenary centipede
TOOT TOOT TROMBONE
nice parka
BRAVO ZULU
Trombone Force 5
musical kings

2013/12/03 - GFF DOORFRAMES! Night: I heard a clownshoe
Spoiler:
Game: Left 4 Dead 2

Tags:
Juice collector
This zone is so safe
DOCK RUSH
Pretty far... for a BABY
my initiative is spitting
AcerBandit Must Die
DOOOOOORFRAAAAAAMES!
I heard a clownshoe
stable of woe
i'm fire
mysterious zombiehole
FRYING PAN
GFF Garry's Mod/Mercenary Kings/Bioshock/3 Other Games Night
sucking a dick progress

2013/12/06 - GFF Jazz Hands Night: Mega Man 8-bit Feelings
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
"Why are Tails and Acer and me different colours?" "Uh... genetics."
SNAKE FIGHT.
Galactus: Eater of Doritos
Mega Man - secretary to the fuck
You JEWISH MAN
Dull is good at trash talk
Yo where your taxes at lemme look this shit over
Mo0 is fat; can't jump
"Good luck with your blob throwing weapon." "His penis?"
I was shooting a black guy
-14
"Does this jazz hand weapon even do anything?"
Don't be jealous of these spirit fingers
I'm touchin' it! I'm touchin' it!
Urine trouble now!
acer is the best at games
non-killing lava
get the hell out of here with your dick
shade how
mega man 8-bit feelings
mid eyes

2013/12/10 - GFF Train Inside You Night: It's a metaphor, Erik
Spoiler:
Game: Garry's Mod (Murderer)

Tags:
I'm tying rope to everything
It's a metaphor Erik
TOO MUCH ROPE
I wanna put sinks on you!
Where is rocket car?
I only spawned 100 helicopters
Look at this fucking purple asshole over here
Come on; we need a five-high man-stack.
kill your way to the top
He's killing his way UP!
Are you going to swim up my asshole here?
Mancannon Man
crouching is suspicious
Doritos?

2013/12/17 - GFF HOW IS MY BASE UNDER ATTACK ALREADY Night: Overspending on jetpacks
Spoiler:
Game: Natural Selection 2, SANIC RACING

Tags:
assassin of joy
Don't worry guys it's only Deni.
this a shit game
I'm licking your base
racistbandit
PRESIDENT HURG
The Infernal Jackass
we're under cattack
hold still so I can breathe on you
someone call Craig
Donkey Kong > Exosquad
"heal me" "I can't afford to" "You bought a jetpack!"
SEND MOOOOORE MARINES
Hoist on my own beetard
banananing

2013/12/20 - GFF Improvised Aircraft Night: BUS
Spoiler:
Game: Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Mod

Tags:
Always/Never be boosting
/m1
Don't warp to Pang
yes i porr man
Unending Derby Hell
sex TVs


This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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2014


2014/01/03 - GFF Tails' Tech Support Night: What do white people know about image resizing
Spoiler:
Note: Dec. 24 and Dec. 31 game nights cancelled on account of HOLIDAY WOOP WOOP

Game: Natural Selection 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Tails streaming some lol animu game

Tags:
Team Fortress True
shut up canadian piece of shit
mcgee
glory lounge
No one can stop Mr. Garrmino
friendship is weakness
in the melty zone your troubles just melt away

2014/01/07 - GFF Get All The Dicks Night: Considerating difficultly
Spoiler:
Game: Dino D-Day, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
"that's my dick!"
prince ali
Dicks dicks dicks - yeaaaaaaaaah dicks
GET CRISPY
racist under protest

2014/01/14 - GFF Thinking Is Hard Night: Whatever, Let's Just Play Mega Man
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
how do I rotate tiles
"I can't figure this out" "whatever let's just play Mega Man"
IT'S MEOW MIX TIME
I'm stuck with the one-handed man

2014/01/18 - GFF Polska Noc Bzdura: Endless Flaming Horse Pursuit Extreme Banzai
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
the capacity for fist
put on your Fancy pants
You're only alive because you have friends
horse fisting ambition
"Wait I want to see dicks."
"I wish I had a handful of the cocks."
I'm so raptor attacks
Peczenie odbytu. A sad handjob. Mokry bsk.
Muzeum Narodowe

2014/01/23 - GFF Drifter-Strangling Night: Transparently False Mammoth Impressions
Spoiler:
Game: Mâamut, Cards Against Humanity

Ed. note: Mammoth impression proven completely legitimate.

Tags:
nice mammoth
"That is FAKE!"
egregious mammoth fakery
creepy candyland whispers
mother of PEARL!
strangling a drifter
shambling corpuscle
"Oh! My manhole!"
geese

2014/01/30 - GFF Moon Grundle: Do you like to eat caret?
Spoiler:
Game: Moon Base Alpha

Tags:
body on your hoses
sick moon air
who's smuggling tube?
whose smuggling tube

2014/02/06 - GFF Meatatarian Night: Then you can eat my horse cock
Spoiler:
Game: Duke Nukem 3D, Dino D-Day, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
always bet on lag
dickbag
deni is slow
first person thinker
"I'm a meatatarian" "Then you can eat my horse cock"
GFF Telefrag Night
birthday hugs

2014/02/13 - GFF Mummy Frustration Night: Gotta Get The Pudding
Spoiler:
Game: Dungeon, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
"Roll 2D6." "21!" "That's a D26 Eric."
Secret yellow penis
World's greatest secret door finder
Garrmondo Montoya
CLANG CLANG FENCING LOL
Roll 12 The Game
passive-aggressive Wing
shoot it and fun comes out
dedicated cat button
no jazz tonight
Deni reincarnated as an African cripple

2014/02/20 - GFF Click The Ball Night: BLEEP BLORP
Spoiler:
Game: Deus Ex, The Hidden, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
I SPEEL MAI DREENK!
nanomachines: small but dense
You can click on the ball
Questionable grasp of cyberpunk
you have to kill the hide man to be the hide man
"What're you eating?" "NUTS."
Augh! My biblestones!
bible stones
your face is so slicy
the hard working smexican
look at this photograph
DOTA patchin errday
more another
oooooooooooh bourbon
things in my head don't sound like words
BLEEP BLORP
immersed in the world of velcro
do you remember the manhole
Yoshi's huge egg-laying CLIQUAH!
cluhquah

2014/02/21 - GFF What Is The Weird Night: THAT SMUG ASSHOLE
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, Tails drunkenly plays Bunny Must Die or some shit

Tags:
pharaoh supremacy struggle
grits
Chapter 5: I'm seeing a lot of horse
GET IN THE GRITS
buster only run
where does this hole go
aborted a horse
what is the weird
The original Robot Master: Jew Man
Garr snuck up (in the butt)
Just call me Dick Punch Man
"You're Mega Mean."
you fragged a horse
Mysterious icehole
Jazz: dark brown rock
you same looking motherfuckers
Mysterious weirdhole
"I see your weapon shoots quickly. Mine does as well."
wanna touch that thing
THE THINGMASTER
no u
that smug asshole
how did I get that high
elderly thirstmaster
subliminal bollywood
that's a lot of eyes holy fuck
some kind of fuckin' fairy
roflff
chelsea fuck

2014/02/27 - GFF Meltifest Destiny Night: An African Child Killed Itself
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch - Roll's Chaos Generator

Tags:
meltifest destiny
maple syrup hockey my boss' daughter
mysterious birdhole
I have so huge balls
strangers in the dark
snucking around
an african child killed itself
I found a hideyhole
a sillusion
"That's pretty much how it went."
"I made a mistake."
STOP THAT NO
I understood that reference
Kate Sith

2014/03/06 - GFF Fat Cocks Night: That is one terribly angry boner
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest

Tags:
60 eggs
Horseface McHutchens
Brutalist-era dicks
Persian cheese-smoking bar
Someone wrote 'fat cocks' in the journal
I CAN HEAR MY PANTS
multiplayer city connection
"It's actually an elephant and not genitals"
The Vladimir Putin of treasure
Axl Bones
62.
insufferable European masseuse goblins

2014/03/13 - GFF Dirty Warriors Night: Go To A Farm To Get Better Wi-Fi
Spoiler:
Game: Nation Red, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
dirty warrior
free play warehouse
I was being sincere
ghosts: never enough
penetrance
exploding airports
St. Aloysius (Patron Saint of Explosions)
my verisimilitude!
unstoppable combat rolls
go to a farm to get better wifi
inspecting the neon ring
unprovoked Georgia burn
LAMENTABLE
THIS time Paul Bunyan stole MY donkey!
you lexican
Argentinian Nickelodeon
sepeckoo
At least mine was somewhat soupy
Charles Barkley endorses GoGurt
LAMENTABLE FLORIDIAN WI-FI
mid-eye
so pander. much ing.

2014/03/20 - GFF Green Saurons Night: My Sword Is Too Good
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest

Tags:
S 1.17 Ds
filter for 'grundle'
I have smart socks
SO MANY CROWS
crushing ball mace
"Leroy Jenkins" he said dispassionately
Bipolar Shakespeare
Colonial Satyrs
these pigs are so beefy
even skeletons need a nap sometimes
mace of reasoning
"Oh god I'm green Sauron"
this chest is so ornate
one does not simply walk into Grundletown
crapfox
unless someone wants to go to Winnipeg

2014/03/27 - GFF Infinite Bojos Night: Garr now owns the rights to City Connection
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest

Tags:
bojo
infinite bojo
Garr presents: City Connection Online
yo dawg I heard you like .zip
robust assholes

2014/04/03 - GFF Goodbye Squid Night: The High Price Of Left
Spoiler:
Game: Freestyle Scrabble, Babble

Tags:
tokenhoof
right about nows
The quest for BUS
The high price of left
dine? aw ye
"What am I gonna do with all these Ds?"
nows
larpy
hugy
awww yeiiii
I is the only letter
noif
mimbo window
dislimn
"What's so funny about hoofy?"
Glorious Nihon is saved thanks to the European Higher Education Association
Dutch tax law: Saviour of Earth
Smoke coleslaw; be immortal
ouchfruit
dangerousing
ass grease tsunami
Operation goodbye squid...

2014/04/05 - GFF Argentinian Factbook Night: Mom's Spaghetti
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, Babble

Tags:
"Well we call it a school."
he's doing the THING
spaghetti fight
You put a cat in my mystery hole!
Cinnamon Crunch Toast
"You're gonna like the way you snuck. I guarantee it."
Bumomomomomomo. Bumomomomomomo? Bumomomomomomo!
Wayne Gretzky facts
Men's Snuckhouse
"Everything is bullshit." — Tails; 2014
dick syrup dickey my boss' dick
garbage day
boot Acer
attracty
sushi duck
never enough crash jokes
an immediate end to all context
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

2014/04/10 - GFF Spectacular Love Wound Night: The Prune Circle
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Babble

Tags:
it was such bad idea
Knapssos
throbing goblin intentions
vibrateer
halibut mischief
penetrateer
Ma'am's spaghetti
whoopeer
intimate squat throne
puff beef
a tidal wave of internal goulash
prunecircle
P.S. swallow juice
spectaular lovewound

2014/04/17 - GFF Chex Disappointment Night: ERDFREUND!
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest

Tags:
I've been whackin' it
MAMMY NIGHT
GFF VGM Distraction Night
inadequate canoodling
THE POWER OF ZEUS JUICE
Strategic door cloggery
frustrated desire for Chex Quest
"well with goblin now corpsed up in the room here..."
mobile chokepoint machine

2014/04/24 - GFF Fulla Pasta's Gustatory Adventure Night: Trudge Trudge Trudge
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest

Tags:
"All I see is fat cocks." - Skills; 2014
Too busy razzling spicy meat
Crouching Horsecocks Hidden Treasure
wiggle the Frenulum
AN UNDERGROUND LABORT
Wasserfiend the Fun Oaf!
Sir Ragnar the Mopey
Fulla Pasta
trudge trudge trudge
Greasy Widecocks
the ritz
a real American

2014/04/26 - GFF Dog Trouble Night: What is the hug?
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
Elder's <TAG NOT FOUND> of Mastery
Your sylph thing is so bouncy!
the man in gauze
my sordid noun
Pang's salty revenge
aaahhhhhh shit
in dog trouble
A clown disaster
crip violence
get out of there with your dick
"I like how Diss can just walk straight"
what is a hug?
the bobble also gazes into you

2014/05/01 - GFF No Fire Whatsoever Night: A moderate amount of fire
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus

Tags:
The Seaman's Wobble
The scariest of winds
Can anyone hear Acer?
Nothing is fucked up here
hey there blimpy boy
Garr snuck fore (in the stern)
INCREASE SHIP ALTITUDE
double fire

2014/05/08 - GFF The Girth of Canadian Sausage Night: A large amount of moon nuggets
Spoiler:
Game: SANIC RACING, Fiasco: White Hole, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
I see your spinny circle
Sonic and all the peoples racing
Roflfox has left the game
blowfish right in the spawn
Can anyone hear Acer?
OH SHIT I GOT THREE CHERRIES
MMX1V
MOOOOOOOOOON NUGGETS
legit Sputnik noises
The relative national dimensional disparities inherent in smokies
The Canadian Girthy Smokey
"You and Acer still need a relationship." "I don't give a shit about that."
Oppsite oin evberydfway
zeus juice
GET SMOKEY TRUNDLED
"smokey... trundled?"
Genes: Manly. Sausages: On fire.
discompatibility
Sausage to the Deep Space
The sturdiest of meats
flaming fetus foot
diss ex machina
"I have become one with the white hole"
the white Dullhole
grabbing like some sausages in tow
my armful of fresh fiery sausage
I'll have Diss cook some Chinese children
my feline companion
NO POGO
no pogoog
hard and ready
6/10 would spaghetti again
"YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT"
"I'm just gonna insert my Boyz II Men cassette into you"

2014/05/15 - GFF Nothing Much Night: Tremendous Failure
Spoiler:
Game: Babble, Left 4 Dead 2, Sonic Bullshit Crashing Transformed

Tags:
gargleer
you got got son
useless ass-charger
the difficult risk/reward ratio of Chargers
Hawkeye the whiny bitch
Sulky questing
Hawkeye: the most Jewish man

2014/05/17 - GFF E-Tank Abuse Night: Going on a Little Moist Quest
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
Face is terrible
YOU E-GUZZLER
Trapped in the fire closet ft. Smug Kelly
Enjoy snakes. ENJOY THEM!
¿No habla Ingles?
Awkward hug duel
Fuckin' in the grapefruit
"But how cool does that look when you fist somebody?" "...it looks pretty cool."
BURRITO BUSTER
Diss smugged up
Go to Home Depot
Captivated by the bigness
9/10 would spaghetti again
"I'm a power bottom asshole." - Term; 2014
Throw your arms up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care
"No! I have no room to FIFA!" "Neither does Brazil"
Could everyone just hold still for a moment for science?
Mmm -the taste you can grits!
Drills in your mouth - not in your hand
"I have knuckles!" "Do they drag on the ground when you walk?"
"CHz did we kill each other?" "Nope!"

2014/05/22 - GFF Welp Night: Jackassery
Spoiler:
Game: Counterstrike: Source, Babble

Tags:
Explorifying
I could probably do with less mango
burrito status update
the blubbery fuck stone
the hee hee hee tube .jpg
Maximum jacking
Who is the Weird?
jackassery
cemetery by knife

2014/05/24 - GFF Big Tyrone Night: Acer's Cat Quest
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest

Tags:
The role of Garr will be played by Steve Carell
spooky scary Lich King
optimal yeti placement
stay out of my shed
BIG TYRONE
Dull Explains The Jokes
It's funny because it's a weiner: The Colonel Skills biography
"My Super Mario penis is a bit squashed."
"It looks better on Steam because of the butt."
ricketosis
Acer vs Term: 2014 Racism Championship
Racist Mark
women don't mind getting pierced
I have some nice chests
Dickbutt & Sarge
Ekitt-erina
deep frog situation
skyletons

2014/05/29 - GFF Weed-Pissing Night: Very tooth. Much dentist.
Spoiler:
Game: Sonic and All the People's Racing, Just Cause 2 MP

Tags:
Why is it on fire?
AIR DUMP TRUCK
a weird grid situation
Get on the moon bus
"I felt obliged to ruin everything." — Hawkeye; 2014
A momentous discovery
A simple folk
The Most Amazing Bus Adventure
Valley of the Turdballoons
Let's have our own meet! IN SAN ANTONIO
helicoptering
geez
"Stop pissing in my weed." — Term; 2014

2014/05/31 - GFF Shonking Night: Bartle-Dos and Bartle-Don'ts
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest

Tags:
infinite dumping
Bartleby and Bartledo
You're bartle-done bartle-son
"Hold on we have crabs"
Hydra no hiding
Quaff the potion of getting checked out by chicks +2
Relax it's the thing
blindness race
"Uh I have a bleeding thingy" - Skills; 2014
Alone... in an empty place
"I found a crotch"
Enormous T-Rexion
"Oh that fire is hot"
RIP THEM A NEW ONE
"I hate how small your crotch is: it's so tiny" — Garr; 2014
Ready for shonking
unfulfilled vortex regret
don't be careless in the Cave of Whispers

2014/06/05 - GFF Cow-Moisturizing Night: Oh Hog
Spoiler:
Game: Hero Quest, Cluquapoly

Tags:
Some kinda anti-citrite
turn down for hwat
oh hog
check out my thing
guaranteed delicious meat precipitation
a bad hulk
Sir Garrthur - rightful heir to the Fuckoff Throne
Hard Hat Emporium
I'm kind of eyeing up that six-deep manpile
The HMS Camelfucker
keep licking that cow
home sweet hole
"Don't stab children on my lawn" - Term; 2014
putrid lung meats
"Never give up. Never surrender." - Justin Wong; 2014
Hawkeye: quite the face-rubber
anonymous papa baby
Uncle Llama-Blower

2014/06/19 - GFF Pfizer Nationalization Night: Probably a penis.
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco - Alpha Complex

Tags:
You just put your dick in your hat a little bit
"Garr did you just spill water on yourself?" "Shh hang on I can fix this."
"Skills and his Garrmondo wiener or whatever"
The secret of Garr Dick dies with you
Team End Piece
Of .o
Accidental handle dick
Endless stream of Skills clones
Exploding Garrmondo wiener capillaries
The Garrmondo Concoction
Quite the arsenal of clone hammers
Probably a penis
Swiss Army Penis
An enormous beef comet
The very first Garr; of decades ago

2014/06/26 - GFF Abby's Colecovision Night: BWAH BWAAAAAAAAAHH
Spoiler:
Game: Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
approach it from underneath
30 grand straight to the nipples
Argentinia
all shit for diss
querious
Friction.com
"I think sudden poop explosion disease is going to win." - Skills; 2014
COLECOVISION?!
appropriate but BAD
the clellis
GET FUCKED BY PHONICS
Having problems with try?
box this :grabs box:
An abortion platter
"Here comes the brown person!"
the room hurts and is red
Thanks for the hyperinflation Zimbabwe
some buttfuck mountain
get the hot trick
BWAH BWAH BWAAAAHHH

2014/07/03 - GFF Landspeeder Accidents Night: You'll never get my Lucky Beans
Spoiler:
Game: Orion: Dino Horde, Strike Vector, Orion: Dino Horde, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
fightamin C
Dude Huge
DEAD BAD GUY
Triple told! Overtold! Toldtacular!
Acer's dubious oil status

2014/07/05 - GFF Trogdor Weapons Night: Looks Like Some Kind of Bird
Spoiler:
Game: Mario Kart 8, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

Tags:
The classist undertones of the Hardfist Emporium
"It doesn't expand when I unzip it." - OP; 2014
Is Team Death Match a real thing?
Deni explains the games
Who's Blackity Rabbit?
Mario Kart Man
Upset Man
Welcome to the DRINK ZONE
My secret water corner
"Snowmans..." "Uh that's snow people"
Check your snow privilege
my sweet maamut
Your stream is chunky business
Fuck you; eat spaghetti

2014/07/10 - GFF Tree Buckets Night: ENDLESS SHADE DECEIT
Spoiler:
Game: Chivalry: Deadliest Wa-haha nope just regular, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
tree buckets
the gayest of all lords
WHATAFOK
SHADE'S A LIAR
SHADE IS A SANDBAGGING ROGUE
pangiygas
"Never give up. Never surrender. I'm a liar." - Shade; 2014
the legs are so big and they're everywhere
Ultra into throw a rock at them
Satsui no Mad - Filled With Furious Intent
EVO = Extra Virgin Olive
quarter-circle back demon
sad times in the violence office

2014/07/17 - GFF Bruce Wa Night: THE JO HAS ESCAPED FROM ARKHAM AS
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
1066 or 10-the number of the devil?
the sign of the weird
The Whatshisname Synthetic Orchestra
unprotected hugs
I'll protect your lump
authenticate this (grabs lump)
that floor is my place
third-party hugger
"Quit trying to hug me fucklords."
high-quality hosefucking
who the fuck is Batman
BRUCE WA!
therefore yes
Harvey De AKA Two-Fa
Victor Fondue
everyone is witness to your foolishness
The Jo has escaped from Arkham As
Commissioner Go
warning: baby may be hot
"There's only so much abortion you can take."
skyborted
GET ABORTED
oh shit that is air
"I'm the only one who isn't an abortion."
500 babies died
mysterious aborthole
"Baby Killing Strats beat 500 Babies"
COMMENCE OPERATION FETUSEATER
I died by no one
"I'm aborting as hard as I can!"
oh hug
critical ampersand
Duddles McFuddles in: Too Many Fireballs!
The Infamous Wang-Off
therefore yes
perdón señor pendejo
"Hello burger my old friend... I've come to chomp on you again."
JAGUAR SLEEPOVER!
"Whatever bald man go die in a corner."
"80's Sagat has no time for your shit."

2014/07/24 - GFF Technical Difficulties Night: Stories of GarbageRanger and Ryu's Feet
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest Street Fighter TITAN QUEST. Also Street Fighter.

Tags:
use my existing Garbageranger
Tell me of your brazen hobo
GFF Endless Lobbies Night
portal to porn asses
the island of no sass
The Ballad of Chargey Erik

2014/07/26 - GFF Regional Street Fighter Night: East Coast vs. Lag Coast
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter 4

Tags:
Miraculous Acer Perfecting
The most unfortunate Evil Ryu fashion
Wrath of the Accidental Demon
STOP PICKING TRAINING STAGE AND GO OUTSIDE ONCE IN A WHILE

2014/07/31 - GFF Wolf Wielding Night: Deliberately Guiled
Spoiler:
Game: Dungeons and Dragons 5th Ed., Street Fighter 4

Tags:
"What level are these guys?" "Shut up."
Lucky goblin annihilation
Look out! Doppeltraps!
Team Log Push
wolf morningstar
"I'm going to hold onto my fiery shit for now." - Skills; 2014
SHUT UP YOU FUCKMASTERS
Hyde is excited for Garr's upcoming facial
Die in a ditch for eating dinner
NOBBITYPEGGAR!

2014/08/07 - GFF Crazy Maddercycle Night: Offset My Goblin
Spoiler:
Game: Babble, ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tags:
Jewish history
botter o' wattel
the beef is hot and fast
the buns are smaller than I'm comfortable with
grimoire of deception
tome of treachery
time for a little reverse DP
offset our goblins
macaroni wiggle
crazy maddercycle
denisux is the buttfuck
ghastly womanporium
do me a tasty
Africa: Deejay's home turf
That's a lot of Mexican
Any number of fish
How to make folders ft. Erik

2014/08/14 - GFF Danish Negotiations Night: Express Yourself
Spoiler:
Game: Dungeons and Dragons 5th Ed., Street Fighter 4

Tags:
free smells
battle on the girthy boulevard
+5 grundlezaps
Is the banshee in testicle town?
"Is there a drinking fountain? I'm like really thirsty."
The rembrandt assholes
stale tavern danishes
delicious churros
crystal humerus
Elbow-deep colon-punch
an evening of the saltiest meats
ENDLESS HADOUKEN JUGGLES

2014/08/21 - GFF Shaft Working Night: Pang's Hotel Management Adventure
Spoiler:
Game: Terraria

Tags:
No dinner for Skills
work the shaft
some kind of bat-shaped bomb
"I've got a lot of wood for you Pang."
oh no more spiderholes
Gratuitous rocket wing imports
"I guess your horseshoe doesn't negate black slime damage"
Diss blames the NPCs

2014/08/28 - GFF Unable To Spawn Night: Skills Is Not The Difference Maker
Spoiler:
Game: Face plays L4D2 all others spectate, Cards Against Humanity, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
"Whoever gives me dick will win." - Hyde; 2014
"Ethnic cleansing is the go-to answer."
"I squandered my Hogan" - Pang; 2014
Get hit in the junk you Spaniard!
Channel your Spirit Mexican

2014/09/04 - GFF Taser Night: Emergent Hide & Seek Gameplay
Spoiler:
Game: Velvet Sundown, Dungeons and Dragons 5th Ed., Street Fighter 4

Tags:
Spontaneous prison banjoing
Enchanted peasant underpants gag
"Spread it out; it might be a spaceship." - Skills; 2014
He's a big strong Mexican!
Fashion Pals

2014/09/11 - GFF Capo Can't Move Normally Night: Touched By an Old Man
Spoiler:
Game: Just Cause 2 MP, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
He got me with his wire thing!
Capo's never-ending movement concern
This is what happens when you go down a hallway with a cat
[loping intensifies]
Asian hotel rooms
What goes on in the Asian hotel room stays in the Asian hotel room
"I want to run you over with a tuning fork Erik"
That's a man-baby
Shade isn't supposed to

2014/09/18 - GFF Recursive Secrets Night: As Fancy As It Needs to Be
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
Capo Can't Move Past Spikes
Terrible extra life buyer's remorse
Zap me zap me
Gratuitous wall healing
Skeleton punching in the secret zone
"What is that noise?" "Oh I was adjusting my pants"
Switch-triggered Phil Collins drum fill

2014/09/25 - GFF Exploding Wallet Night: Monitor Your Poop Meter Carefully
Spoiler:
Game: The Ship, Orion: Prelude, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
banned for low cash
A toilet "near" the pool
sort of Mexican
Don't fuck with NASA
Immense pride for not blocking
The jump move where she leaves the ground! :seal clap:
spiral owl vs. spirlaw showdown
arteestay
Vega ft. stabby tools
shitty Goodwill

2014/10/02 - GFF Amazing Night: Capture The Radiant Dolphicorn
Spoiler:
Game: Amazing World, Cards Against Humanity, Street Fighter 4

Tags:
Wrath of the home run demon

2014/10/09 - GFF Dreamkilling Night: With Storm Hunter and the Three Sages, live at the Trash Garage!
Spoiler:
Game: Lethal League, Titan Quest

Tags:
The clink of doom
Garr's little fist-diddy
The treasure in my bone-hole
A pig in the bush is worth five crows in the hand
Alleviating Yoga Pants
Opposite Ebola and the Dreamkillers
Yeah... anaconda whatever

2014/10/16 - GFF Microsoft Sam Night: Get Equipped With Candy Sack
Spoiler:
Game: Action Castle: Pumpkin Town

Tags:
murkweed
pitchfark forms
The key aspects of witches
Grapefruit for yes; skeletons for no
"Am I invisible?" "No you're a hobo."
the solution is always genocide immediately
"Lucifer the lord of all dark and terrible confronts you" "Trick or treat"
swing your packaxe
goats of flame
Wheezes of disapproval

2014/10/23 - GFF Corrupt Caveman Cop Rising: Restablishment
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco - Clockblockers

Tags:
Complicated burrito mathematics
Imagine telling a woman it's yogurt time!
He's just so cavemanny
Just a dirty fuckin' guy
restablishing
"I need to resolve my object" he screamed
It's restablishing time!
Garr and Skills have confidence in caveman boners
Pang's cans of liquid patience
absolutely caveman boner don't even ask me
The true fixing nature of Garr
here comes the chocolate
Serious El Salvadorian Action
The Time Rickshaw
Who deleted my head?
in the midst of my spiraling
in the midst of my time spiraling
Garr's temporal travels past many a splendid thing
"I will be your Nick Mason"

2014/10/30 - GFF RoboDonk Night: The Clutches of the Erstwhile Capolita
Spoiler:
Game: Lethal League, Fiasco - Attack of the 50 Foot Fiasco, Street Fighter

Tags:
"Hang on I'm tryin to watch this Captain Planet episode" - Garr; 2014
Teenage Ninja Monkey Beast Thing
G. Mondo PhD
RoboXenu the hormonal teenage girlbot
The Erstwhile Capolita
Bungle in the jungle
"I'm worried about what you're typing"
Sounds of the jungle: Snake sounds. Tiger sounds. Garr sounds.
MY BIDOOF! YOU'VE MANGLED IT!
Masters in dongography
decipher the dongs
unbeknunst
Roboblogging on robotumblr

2014/11/06 - GFF Rainbow Batman Night: The Purple/Fuschia Hardware Store Experience
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man, Street Fighter

Tags:
Megamorphosis
So sinewy barbarians
Unrest in drill team
welcome to the hardware store
"Is this purple or fuschia?" - Tails; 2014
Gay Ryu challenges you to a manly snake-off
Triple-revenge!
Serious starts at 2!
quintuple revenge
What is this duck?!
WHAT IS THIS DUCK!?
I turned the lights off and there was a clown there
the shitty pink area
countersnuck
Confused about trying hard

2014/11/13 - GFF Jew Button Night: Happy Bird-Day, Happy Bird-Day
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
"I have a blanket!" — Skills; 2014
The fat Greek. In the toga. You know.
refreshing leaf gas
beachstiary
Ah yes - the Jew button!
this isn't about jewry
happy bird-day
The smell of a burning Olive Garden
I got shot with the turtle beam and it made me slow
them jitteryhands
The Trail of Teals
Being lulled to sleep by the soothing sound of a grown man screaming
Thanks Audacity; fucking go away

2014/11/20 - GFF Infinite Jest Night: Peril of the Half-Goatse
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Street Fighter

Tags:
GameR anger
rampant toad hatery
I can't confirm the balls
Swelteringly Yours
This many skeleton time
ha ha
crabs!
No! Not the perilous half-goatse!
Victor Charlie in the jungle

2014/11/27 - GFF Trucknology Night: Get In The Duck
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter, Summaries Against Humanity

Tags:
That broccoli fuck!
Punchstivities!
TRUCKNOLOGY
Ultra Boat Fighter IV
Watch out for the spit kaboom
The Redemption of Seth
Side effects include: your house
Horizontal ball cross-up
a meltiferous journey

2014/12/04 - GFF Profound Madness Night: Secrets of the Card Caesars
Spoiler:
Game: Cards, Street Fighter

Tags:
Warmy of warmies
I'm the Card Caesar!
Welcome to Dicking Central
If you go to Is Steam Down... it says it's up.
Summer vacation ft. Ibuki
Teach me how to duddle
PROFOUND MADNESS

2014/12/11 - GFF Whale Cove Night: Bananaman. (Da da da da.)
Spoiler:
Game: Sanic, peoples, etc., Street Fighter

Tags:
I'm with the Whalefucking Party
Tragic Sonic explosions
JEW ALARM
Blown hot rods night
I SAID good-bye Face.
Duddles McFuddles in: The Magnificent Fartrocket

2014/12/18 - GFF Shhhhhh Night: Bottom is under attack
Spoiler:
Game: Dota 2, Street Fighter

Tags:
quafgaing the Zeurjs Juice
Rudolph with your nose so bright I will wreck your shit tonight
"Why does the Dota symbol look like a wiener?"
I COULD BE USING MY DRINKING HORN!!!
Suck a dick Maeby Bot

2014/12/25 - GFF EIGHT MEN SEVEN BABIES Night: My hot dogs were delicious; sexy llama
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme

Tags:
On wobbliest horseback
milkmouth.jpg
reactivating swans
the bottom half of duckmouse
"Have you tried licking your own balls?" - Advice Dog; 2014


How ya doing, buddy?

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2015


2015/01/01 - GFF Nine Tanks Night: Sir, you're in my spot
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme, Team Fortress 2 (Mann Vs. Machine)

Tags:
The Christmas Boot
Mysterious danger hole
Let's get sticky
A little helpful friendly fire
No true Scotsman
Galactus: Nemesis of Stretchy Men
Unfurl your bonus
Ticket to HoMo

2015/01/08 - GFF Hammersandwich Night: No Two Ways About It
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch, Team Fortress 2 (Mann Vs. Machine), Hammerwatch

Tags:
pretty good considering how everywhere they were
Dreams of posteriorly approaching scouts
Stereotype jew scout
douchebag teleportation maneuver
Capo Scoutbergstein
Trolleporter
Teleporter clown car
Garr likes two ways!
BONESAW'S READYYYYYYYYY
Game night: 1; Light puzzle: 0

2015/01/15 - GFF Activate the Beef Night: Pang Is Upset
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco, Street Fighter

Tags:
activate the beef
STOP FUCKING AROUND LINK
I was in that Applebee's
geodude
Pokemon Jim Crow era
Third geodude from the sun
YOU'RE SO MAD AND STUPID
SO MAD AND STUPID
Self-identified graveler
the secret of the mayonnaise factory is in my box
your goat component is paralyzed
goat component
Ahla-kay-zam
non-halal pokemon
All the koshering that I do
embrace the butter
all the non-kosher pokemon butter
At least 72 feet tall
He gets a little goat action
breathin' fire and clubbin' fools
I bend down and I take a lick
butter-sucker the suck-choose
It's still shootin' out billions of babies
ramp up gooey sausage production
geomoon
the full animonty
jump up all purpley
gobble my backdoor
angrily employed

2015/01/22 - GFF Sausage Knight: Pullin' Ten Dudes
Spoiler:
Game: World of Warcraft (Vanilla)

Tags:
Go west my son
Ohhh - the GATES of Ironforge!
GET GRIZZLY
you're scaring my chicken
Manhogan Emporium
Welcome to Blackshire
Rollin' up on Niggashire
Hold on there's a shitload of flowers up here
I HAVE NO CHEST
crusty fuckin' dwarves
"Can I be sausage?" - Skills; 2015
Like escort a dude? Or 'escort' a 'dude'?
I am in the cheese house!

2015/01/29 - GFF X-Wang Night: SUP-FUCKERS
Spoiler:
Game: X-Wing Alliance, Street Fighter

Tags:
800x600 Garrmondo
Nice oboe!
Reroute something to something!
X-Wang Alliance
Ultra Street Platformer 4
you SHIT TRUMPET
guffo

2015/02/05 - GFF Madgic Night: Wiggly Wogglers
Spoiler:
Game: Magic: The Gathering, Street Fighter

Tags:
Peh-nis has joy-enned
Upkeep - Waiting for penis
"Beer?" "FEAR"
"Pants? Oh that reminds me." *zzzzzzzzzip!*
banana as a structural medium
Declare Attackers - Waiting for penis
Madgic the Gathering
PLEASE BE AWARE OF WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN
Stupid multiplier
The niggling woogler
Maddoknight
Garrth Vader
Zimbabwean gorilla dick calendar
Marie Antoinette - Bonker Extraordinare
1984 World's Fair time paradox
Duddles McFuddles in: Louisiana Way: Crocodile's Home Turf
Casually Hung 8: 50 Shades of CRUNCH

2015/02/12 - GFF Nobody Can Think For Themselves Night: Everyone Is a Huge Disappointment
Spoiler:
Game: Things go awry, whatever let's just play WoW

Tags:

2015/02/19 - GFF Jedi Uncertainty Night: Unwanted Chili Information
Spoiler:
Game: Jedi Knight 2, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
"Oh no! I somehow got chili on my underpants." - Garr; 2015
Chainsaws mostly
Shade literally the worst person to ever live

2015/02/26 - GFF Unrelentless Buking Night: Icewind.exe has stopped responding
Spoiler:
Game: Icewind Dale, Street Fighter

Tags:
TWO Penis McTieFighters!
roll a punchman
Never go Full Bard
Toggle your dudes
[buking intensifies]
UNRELENTLESS

2015/03/05 - GFF Crawlspace Night: Basically a sociopath
Spoiler:
Game: Magic, Pomme

Tags:
Filter for squirrel
Munchy Jesus

2015/03/12 - GFF 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea Night: I'm looking at a girl; I can rotate her
Spoiler:
Game: Pangya

Tags:
Hambone Zone
NICE SHOT IDIOT
stop STOP stop
The Misadventures of TiGarr Woods
I'm looking at a girl. I can rotate her.
Front hole
back hole
I cut donk
Lord of Atlantis
All the Baldwins
It looks like Shade because he's short and doesn't open his eyes all the way
A frond farewell
emburgo

2015/03/19 - GFF Inconsistency Night: The Situation Has Changed.
Spoiler:
Game: Pangya, Street Fighter

Tags:
Don't abuse your weird eyeball friend!
A perfect amount of business
The situation has changed

2015/03/26 - GFF Twelve-High Wormstack Night: Fisting Your Way Up
Spoiler:
Game: Descent 3, Worms: Armageddon

Tags:
My Mysterious Grunting is coming for your Dong Sounds

2015/04/02 - GFF Two Wheelbarrows Night: Ovenful of Penis
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Maaaaaaaaaan

Tags:
Who wants a magical turkey ride?
"I love turkey! OH SHIT" - Garr; 2015
It is you who will eat the peanut
hardcore interloping
You're a horse; you're fine
It's not like a regular Wal-Mart wheelbarrow
I'm on not a horse though so victory

2015/04/09 - GFF Maggie Latches Night: Terminating Earth Excursion
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter

Tags:
MAGGY LATCHES
I now pronounce you man and raging demon
GOD DAMN IT SKILLS MY BRACKETS
Yellow-health-bar mad
Permanent moon relocation

2015/04/16 - GFF Gettin' Sizzly Night: Let me tell you about this Hamburger Helper
Spoiler:
Game: Orient Express

Tags:
"wehere is my HAMREBUERGER HAELPER" - Garr; 2015
Hamburglar Handjob Guy
If there's one thing I know it's nothing
Who's sizzlin' that sizzlin'
smellin' so hot dog
The old onesy-twosy
the permutation of your fiery sneaky hole
I understand and now I don't
I can pinpoint certain parts of my mouth
clowny reasons
Brooklyn Express
I'll click in a way that shows you!
nice dick by the way
hurray for bathroom
Thomas the Dank Engine
relax shut up wait relax

2015/04/30 - GFF Nautical Shoes Night: Kind of a wolf/fungus situation
Spoiler:
Game: Magic

Tags:

2015/05/07 -
Spoiler:
Game: Orion: Prelude

Tags:

2015/05/14 -
Spoiler:
Game: Nothing!

Tags:

2015/05/21 -
Spoiler:
Game: Neverwinter Nights, Pangya

Tags:

2015/05/28 -
Spoiler:
Game: Neverwinter Nights, Street Fighter

Tags:

2015/06/04 - GFF Tiniest Splash Night: I don't think Pang had fun
Spoiler:
Game: Shogo, Street Fighter

Tags:
spidermanning
everyone regrets getting told
master inserter
Shady Dick
the tiniest splash
Skills "Tiny Splash" McInternet
You sound Shogo Mad
Intense Zangief pain
Really hitboxy I would say
Jet Jackie John Chong Wee
You Asian Mexican!
goat head destructor

2015/06/11 - GFF Preparation Night: Get Ready for Meet
Spoiler:
Game: GET READY FOR MEET

Tags:


2015/06/19 - GFF Highest Concept Night: The penis that would end the Earth
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco: Inchoate

Tags:
Garr: A man of extraordinary patience
Blood-pact windmilling
"The blood ritual or whatever - with the penis rubbing and everything"
Like that but with the penises
Success... is Shade cuts off his own dick
Term recognizes the butthole
Pornucopia
Don Felipe
Transient penis
universe.exe

2015/06/25 - GFF Irregular snoring night: The inevitable lunar voyage
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man, Street Fighter

Tags:
Mega evasion
The terrible ascent of Tiberius McInternet Man
Emergency sandwich
WAKE UP SKILLS

2015/07/02 - GFF Huge Balls Night: A Moderate Number of Cocknipples
Spoiler:
Game: Robot Roller Derby Disco Dodgeball, Street Fighter, Terraria

Tags:
The ol' dig around nope

2015/07/09 - GFF Punished Accident Night: Do you need me to get out of the hole?
Spoiler:
Game: Terraria

Tags:
sup dickles
jungleer
anyway I died
incorrect sound fucking off
Do you wanna go down and smack some more... balls...
Poorly-aimed retribution

2015/07/16 - GFF Running On Fumes Night: A Marathon of Farts
Spoiler:
Game: Terraria

Tags:
Them jungle apples
Colonel Skills the Farting Bride
Drop the money trow
If the server goes down it's because my apartment is on fire
Stop you goblin army
A rainy murder

2015/07/23 - GFF Illinois Scrapple Night: Skills Eats a Bag of Dicks
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter, Chess, Street Fighter

Tags:
Butthole reggae
Multidirectional Mexican Mashing
Thanks El-Choppo
My Bacon homeland
chessbot.bat
Two-piece rape device
Not my sordid affair!
Confirmed better than Diss
Sir Conrad the Fuckweasel presents

2015/07/30 - GFF Clobberin' Night: Eeeeeeeeelectrabuzz!
Spoiler:
Game: D&D

Tags:
Hey somebody rotated my penis
Oh dude you said my pony was stupid this is the best
A stinking tunnel
Pony domination
"Do you have any minors that you want to do?" "Yeah a couple"
Skills' big wind thing
Insistent madness whispering
ELECTRABUZZ
Please describe the limpness in more detail
The ballad of Worst Horse
Serpentine blast
I have the weirdest damage boner

2015/08/06 - GFF Colon Technique Night: Togglin' Autorun
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man

Tags:
Secret colon technique
"I've got some bad news for you" "I HAVE AIDS"
Show me your erocktion

2015/08/13 - GFF Desecratious Night: Brown, flat, and nobody cares
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Street Fighter

Tags:
Garr's mysterious circle thing
The power of Thinking
Unsatisfactory majesty
Skeleton lord Trump
Memphis Kansas
this showing of the whiz
The treasure ensconced in my bone hole
So Rupert Jacksony
Toto I think we're fucked

2015/08/20 - GFF Sauasage Barraicade Night: The financial struggle of the average bull fighter
Spoiler:
Game: SANIC PEOPLES, Snake Oil

Tags:
Sausage barricade
Cream tent
Just an insane amount of daggers
Needs ball fluid
BLIMPLE
Pickle pocket
Arm memory

2015/08/27 - GFF Fuck It Just Do Whatever Night: Where is everyone? It is a mystery!
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus/Street Fighter

Tags:
Emergency backup blanket

2015/09/03 - GFF Glute Clenching Night: Mantis Style vs. Hawk Technique
Spoiler:
Game: Toribash

Tags:
glutebutts
sword hug
a Rubik's cube of elegant despair
The Forbidden Blood Hand Technique
incoherent meat pile


2015/09/10 - GFF Murloc Rimming Night: OH NO! OUR BLUE POWER NODES
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus/Street Fighter

Tags:
Beware the friendly rocket
Remap thrust
I feel like I should be drowning right now
Belkan spelling bee
doin' my thing while I'm asleep

2015/09/17 - GFF Tory Bunghole Night: ARM-RIPPER, RIPPER OF ARMS
Spoiler:
Game: Toribash/Street Fighter

Tags:
The ol' Colon D
Meat Disaster
RIP and TEAR your ARMS

2015/09/24 - GFF Bazooka Oil Night: Grease it up and get all your shots out
Spoiler:
Game: Snake Oil

Tags:
boil a toil of trouble
you do something massive to the victim
that's a good way of getting eaten by a bear I guess
dot pretendy
torpedo tarp
The Nasty Swampy Area
skull shortfalls
what good is a person

2015/10/01 - GFF Casual Chitchat Night: Specialized in Internet
Spoiler:
Game: Discord fun chat time, World of Darkness char gen, Street Fighter

Tags:
things that I've done in the walls
Biker Mice From Somewhere Else
Mjölnir cannon
Hammer space-time
Evangelion - is that Latin? NOPE.
Jeremy Geriatric

2015/10/08 - GFF Immelmann Night: A Big Flamin' Bag
Spoiler:
Game: Dogfighters, TF2 Prop Hide, Street Fighter

Tags:
bringer of corn
THE BRINGER OF CORN APPROACHES
dogfighters more like dog...shit
Wood and dicks vs. wooden dicks
GET FUCKED I'M A PILE OF WOOD

2015/10/15 - GFF Cyanide Pill Night: The Taco Gauntlet has been dropped
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter, Mann vs. Machine, Snake Oil

Tags:
Acute Temperature Debacle
I took a photo of wikipedia scrotum
But you know what's more fun than crushing their skull with a sledge hammer?
Did you just compare yourself to Hermann Göring?
Bean raft
sublimminy
YOU! SUBLIMINEY!
whatever isn't very big
fire up the vomit machine
liberally apply the party oil

2015/10/22 - GFF SHAMEFUL BOJOS Night : More of a Tingle Than I'm Used To
Spoiler:
Game: Heroes of the Storm

Tags:
I need to pick a dude; where's my dude-picker
DEVASTATING FARTS
Relentless garden terror
Confirmed Skills likes MOBAs

2015/11/12 - GFF Waterskiing Behind the USS Garr Night: A big stream of assholes
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch

Tags:
Breakfast beer
chopchopCHOP
I see you stabby asshole
If you have no rocks and you try to rock

2015/11/19 - GFF Punchnight: Even Madder Akuma
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter

Tags:
absolved of plate crimes
Run of the mill Butt-Pang
Here comes the beefy battle!
TEAM ONI
Not gum disease! The seas!
Menu Chess
Hope you like THIS!

2015/11/26 - GFF Fluent in Mexican Night: Skills Needs Penetration
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch

Tags:
I am a stupid green orc
They spell it with a J in Mexico
Like Jammerwatch
I need penetration

2015/12/03 - GFF Planet Sudafed Night: Why Must the GIs Bomb My Lawn?
Spoiler:
Game: Just Cause 2

Tags:
Don't don't the dew
Toggle on 'whale vehicles'
I will shoot you with a real gun
according to Nicaragua
ally of grundle
dicks without number! countless dicks!
party sounds
your fuckin' ass bubbles are hilarious
get moisty
just 'cause
my whale returned to the sea


I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Jan 2, 2015, 05:00 AM Local time: Jan 2, 2015, 03:00 AM 4 #6 of 9
2016

2016/01/14 - GFF Alas Poor Yourkick Night: Alan Rickman Autograph Signing Postponed Indefinitely
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League, Movie Plots Against Humanity

Tags:
A toddler's understanding of positional play
Alphabetically not worst
BALL CAM
YOU WORK AT NASA
tryhard.exe
WHY DO YOU EXIST
We rubbed along both sides of erotically
Why wouldn't I steal it?
Moby Kick
my sloppy indigo mess
a turd
turd-sensitive context
usually they like their turds
Magic Johnson's Magnificent Work
the keystrokes for a turd
that dog is dead; fun fact

2016/01/21 - GFF Milk Dud Nutrition Night: I want exactly six
Spoiler:
Game: Hawken, Rocket League

Tags:
Milk dud nutritional information
1v1 me in lol
Team Deathmad
Can an upside-down Pang flip himself over?

2016/01/28 - GFF I have no mic but I must scream night: Poor man's Bill Cosby
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
Mad minute
Son of a cock
Cock Jr.
mad ups
The Person Who's Having a Bad Day Makes Angry: The Colonel Skills Story
Position 1 or position AH FUCK
When your mic is muted nobody can hear you scream

2016/02/04 - GFF Ate The Whole Box Night: The lonely man leaves no leftovers
Spoiler:
Game: Team Fortress 2, Mann vs Machine

Tags:
Proud about bonking a guy
Sniping: Snucking for cowards
"Did you eat the entire box Skills?" "WELL WHO WAS I GONNA SHARE IT WITH"
The lonely man leaves no leftovers
"They expect you to have friends" "That just seems like bad game design"
Your resistance only makes my bonus harder

2016/02/11 - GFF Known Very Very Small Night: Trigger Warning (Lake of Piss)
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man

Tags:
Fisted from top to bottom
Realm of excessive moisture
Impending clown
"I got Jewed!" - Anne Frank
Whoa - that's actually racist
DIAL IT BACK
Noted char-broiled steak Anne Frank
Adolf Iceclimber
Flying Asshole Man
WHAT DOES HAM DO?
LASER CHAMBER

2016/02/18 - The Legend of Menno: A Link To Begrudgingly Awaiting One's Turn
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter

Tags:
The oil comes from inside me
Glorious ball interaction

2016/02/25 - GFF Ball Please Night : Turning Radius, You Slut
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
"Did you just give him a carsona?"
Turning radius you SLUT
That time in the evening when Pang is upside-down

2016/03/03 - GFF Incredible Girth Night: BEASTORIZER
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest, Pomme

Tags:
Ensconced within the rocky hole
Master Growler
The grundle growl
Known waddler Colonel Skills
Academic skeleton tomb
Make Greece Great Again
not enough tags
Expert in bowlordallurgy
bowlordium nothing else but bowlordium
your chompery is unsurpassed!!!
Waiting for Incredible Girth
Is he Mexican or just brown?
I will be the wiener judge
clash of the pickle ticklers

2016/03/10 - GFF The Best Kind of Correct Night: Technically
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League, SWAT 4

Tags:
My onitor!
Are you Fing the door?
Technically - the best kind of correct
Taste the flavor!
If Acer comes in the back then we're the corpses

2016/03/17 - GFF _____ Night : DUDDLESMCFUDDLES DUDDLESMCFUDDLES DUDDLESMCFUDDLES DUDDLESMCFUDDLES
Spoiler:
Game: Game night tag CAH

Tags:
intense burger interest
itchy horf-finger
Lost phone histrionics
a_burger
The perfect meat card

2016/03/24 - GFF Farm Simulator Night : Now recruiting for Krazy Kaboom Klan
Spoiler:
Game: Prop Hunt

Tags:
orange juice gesticulations
Come back Shade you big pile-a wood
farm download simulator 2016

2016/03/31 - GFF Win Through Cancer Night : What happened was that my memories of what transpired
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco: All the Damn Time

Tags:
we enter an interesting world
several conflicting opinions on time travel
this is a success...somehow?
time snuck
the most hardcore mustache area
The fiasco scrolls
my mustache became galvanized by the time particles
Nuclear shadow mustache
All I wanted you to say was "yes to cancer"
SO STYLISH
really groom it in there
Oh no; my self esteem!
uncle ben sucked anyway
success is lurker gets cancer
the scrooge mcduck of plutonium
so skills just goes to the bar with his aluminum money and michelle obama is there
we have become cancer
the remnant of the mustache is keeping you alive despite the incredible amount of cancer
Skills only gets out of bed for Mega Cancer
"Diss; do you have a counter argument?" ".........no"
dicks where we can't see them
Hoganing life itself
Newbamas and Oldbamas
Binghost
We have established he is hard to find
Ask your indeterminate lady friend if she'd like anal
peg battles
fresh batch of future plutonium
I know you're in there with my plutonium; I can smell you
lurker is reluctantly impressed
A bear is sort of like a moustache
Acer sam needs to figure out where in Acer time he is
"I can see Acer wandering away"
double agent michelle obama
THE TIME OF ACER

2016/04/07 - GFF Indefensible Tornado Night : YOU COULD BE V-TRIGGERING EVEN AS WE SPEAK
Spoiler:
Game: Street Fighter 5

Tags:


2016/04/14 - GFF Peter Piper picked a peck of pandered pickles night: A long slow brew
Spoiler:
Game: Pomme

Tags:
Waiting for fart

2016/04/21 - GFF Vengeance of the Landsharks Night: Upgrade your gun for the reward of no gun
Spoiler:
Game: Depth

Tags:
COME ON STEVE
Where do I fix my legs
FUCK YOU STEVE
We're SHARKS. We can SEE THROUGH WALLS.
Unworthy of sharkitude
Unsharkly coordination
Betsy Sue: PAIN LADY
Operation: Shark Drop
Surprised to be the megalodon
Important bullets
Last Shootsies
Landshark
Noodling recess

2016/05/05 - GFF Spooky Edgelord Ghost Night: How can you be honest about being mad?!
Spoiler:
Game: Overwatch

Tags:


2016/05/12 - GFF Vienna Sausage Night: Throw Tails From The Train
Spoiler:
Game: Orient Express

Tags:
The art of conduction
ENSECRETING
SPOILER ALERT: HEIRESS DIES
smoke data
SKILLS YOU ARE DUUUUUUMB
Chow Zone
oppressive nature of kicks
kick-based regime
tyranny of the kickjority
"Tails is brown" "That's actually racist"

2016/05/19 - GFF Meat Envelope Night: Why would you eat?
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
Rocket Rocket RIP
Rocket Rocket Resignation
If only I hadn't been there: The AcerBandit Experience
I miss C-Block
Our game of hit-ball
Why DO YOU EAT?
Known guy who is higher than you are Capo
"You think I meant to do that?" "I don't think you mean to do anything"

2016/06/02 - GFF Buttershark Night: Medium Bot Carry
Spoiler:
Game: Depth

Tags:
Dead in the water
Peter Throckmorton
"Oh no tasting some of that dognut"

2016/06/23 - GFF Jafibble Night: Please report to the Department of Hogan Resources
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man

Tags:
"Who is SkillsShutTheFuckUp?" "Everyone"
Oh get fuckin bouncy! Get bouncy! GET BOUNCY! :incomprehensible squealing:
I'm all out of affection aw shit
FUCKIN LONG DISTANCE EAT MY DRILL DICK
THE DOER OF THINGS APPROACHES
GFF Department of Hogan Resources
Jafibble

2016/06/30 - GFF Cream Soda Criticism Night: Not the Sleepy Hero We Deserve, But the Sleepy Hero We Need
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
The British Lefty
Light the Skills Signal
Under the ball cam

2016/07/07 - GFF Aqualung Night: Skills Prefers Garbage
Spoiler:
Game: Codename

Tags:
Does Erik know what a lute is?
Orchestral luting
"I would rather start with garbage" - Skills; 2016
I've got an okay feeling about horse
a reasonably human reasonably person

2016/07/14 - GFF Vampire Lore Night: Siccing My Crow Knees On You
Spoiler:
Game: Robot Roller Derby Disco Dodgeball, Codenames

Tags:
Why would you not pick sausage?
ALL ABOARD THE NUT WAGON
"I hope that's the fuck bees version" - Dull; 2016
Repeated unforced tooth error
:shitty hint: "Choose wisely"
Peripheral vampire involvement

2016/08/04 - GFF Slope Nation Night: It's a genital joke! I get it!
Spoiler:
Game: Codenames

Tags:
It makes a little *pang* noise
Thus spake the oven
"It's kind of like what Nicaraguans want" - Term; 2016
That's my flavorite!
SAUSAGE ASSASSIN
Vietnam: SLOPE NATION
Grapefruit: The Modern Vietnam
Term: Wielder of Second-Hand English
IT'S BLIRSTY BLURSDAY BRAH
Garrghis Khan
a doctor is a stranger that fondles you for some reason
an affable consensus

2016/08/11 - GFF Top Gun Victory Jingle Night: Just Two Hours of Skills Screaming
Spoiler:
Game: Prop Hunt

Tags:
"I'm not good at contextual clues" - Dull; 2016
Revenge of Chimney 2: Big Jukes

2016/08/18 - GFF Poutine Calculus Night: What am I even doing with my life
Spoiler:
Game: Depth

Tags:
Imagurar
Poutine calculus
Vehicle to meal scaling coefficient
The bowl of poutine is large enough for Skills to move mostly anywhere in North America

2016/08/18 - GFF Night:
Spoiler:
Game:

Tags:


2016/08/25 - GFF Dreyblade Night: A Lesson in Traditional Jewish Celebration
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man

Tags:
Rich Corinthian Ricardo Montalban
Pacific Northwest Man strong against rain
Your Manly Whatever
Midget Cannon
Dreyblade
The fight pit has reached maximum occupancy
Get snaked. But in the back hole, not the front hole.
Dreidel dreidel dreidel / I made you out of clay / Dreidel dreidel dreidel / Let it rip all day

2016/09/01 - GFF Disaster Showdown Night: All Roads Lead to Sack
Spoiler:
Game: Codenames

Tags:
Hee-yaw Kobe Teeth!
Sushiguy1601
Fireman laxative
Titanic vs. Hindenburg
All roads lead to sack
It's a rabic!
Wedding veal
Crucial sack catch
"I always want to destroy towns"
Throad apparatus
"I feel really good about sack"
Cushion organ - a boxer's delight
A toss-up between face and throat

2016/09/08 - GFF What's In the Storm Starter Pack Night: IT'S A STORM
Spoiler:
Game: Snake Oil

Tags:
:relaxing internally:
Boing boing boing. Drum noises.
Felonious handjob
Regret envelope
Time for the stress towel
Nuts are NOT leaves
"What's in the storm starter pack?" "IT'S A STORM"

2016/10/6 - GFF Don't Starve Night: SPOILER: Everyone immediately starves
Spoiler:
Game: Don't Starve Together

Tags:

"What are you eating?" "Logs"
Get spooked on
Oh geez look at all the science
Right click to murder rabbit
I should've just died alone
Drive-by dragon fruit

2016/10/13 - GFF Purple Orb Night: Always watching, always judging
Spoiler:
Game: Mysterium

Tags:
Humongous timer scaling nightmare
DO NOT EDIT THIS NOTE
candelabeara
Purple orb is always judging
Praise orb

2016/10/20 - GFF Night:
Spoiler:
Game: Arkham Horror

Tags:
Spooks Häagen-Dazs
Upkeep. Then you move. Then encounters. Then bad thing.
And there's a D-HOLE
It's smaller than yours but it's 1-handed
Terrible gate vacation

2016/08/25 - GFF Terrible Gate Vacation Night: From a-hole to z-hole
Spoiler:
Game:

Tags:
It's not goog. It's not goog at all!
Even Acer gets a clue
Return of the D-Hole
Meat raisin

2016/10/27 - GFF Meat Raisin Night: MEAT RAISIIIIIIIIIIIN
Spoiler:
Game: Arkham Horror

Tags:
It's not goog. It's not goog at all!
Even Acer gets a clue
Return of the D-Hole
Meat raisin

2016/11/03 - GFF Special Skills Night: Pang doesn't have any
Spoiler:
Game: The Captain is Dead

Tags:
Nail the box to yourself
The injure-neer
We don't have a lot of science right now
How much science is in the thing?
Space has lots of space things
No I fixed the scared
Pang is next; he doesn't have any special skills
Make space great again

2016/11/10 - GFF Angry In Spain Night: Death to All Hues
Spoiler:
Game: Pandemic

Tags:
Mad-rid
Going to Honk-Honk
Eradicate the yellows

2016/11/17 - GFF Communist Encounter Night: The Continuing Trend of Chromacide
Spoiler:
Game: Cosmic encounter

Tags:
Pizza Hut analogy
Death to oranges
Moderate whites
Comrade encounter

2016/12/01 - GFF Keep It Down In There Night: I Said Shhh!
Spoiler:
Game: The Quiet Year

Tags:
If you die in winter you die in real life
Lick-off sound effect
Zero sum erection happiness
Restless lava syndrome
Lake Nacho Picchu

2016/12/08 - GFF Dickbutt Murder Night: The Foresight of a Claw Hammer
Spoiler:
Game: The Quiet Year

Tags:
The Foresight of a Claw Hammer: The Colonel Skills Story
Recursive contempt
Waft the donkey sauce
Dickbutt murder
Swollerites
It was Dickbutt all along

2016/12/29 - GFF Menno Spectatorship Redux Night: Search your library for an Enchantment
Spoiler:
Game: Magic: The Gathering

Tags:
salads: the swamp of food
wrath of the dragonflight
everfrowning zombies
my plan of killing your everybody
creaturize your land
you could paint a picture with them
withdrawn in deference to "the rules"


What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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2017

2017/01/05 - GFF Dino-Huggin' Night: An Unstoppable Object
Spoiler:
Game: Mainframe

Tags:
Yoooooo who's the dino hugger
I have to look down and have a sad horn
Reese's Penis
Refrigerated pants. Doctor's orders.
Herp-a-derp: To creep. (New Latin)
It's Latin for Terrible Rexion
The unstoppable object vs. the immovable force
You there! Opium monger! Bring me one of your finest opiums!
Jonathan Arc
a rare legged frog

2017/01/06 - GFF Bonus Trump Bump Night: Cinnamony Apples
Spoiler:
Game: Fiasco

Tags:
The best dirt-eating football man
"The new ghost that comes out of it is your surgery": Skills, 2016
I misheard you as hippo
Penguins are birds that are bluefin tuna
He made one crocodile embarrassed: probably swinging both ways
The ol' Trump Bump
Donald Trump is instantly erect
Not just a normal sexual assault
A normal Bruce Wayne sort of weekday
You can get like a billion ribs
If Mr. Freeze is good at one thing, it's actually doing stuff
MY HANDS ARE FOREVER SOILED
Le Russian Le Roulette Relay Race
THANK YOU ALAN RICE
Christian Bale's AM Radio
MEGA-ILLNESS
A lot of bonks: you know
BATS OF THE NIGHT
Just go Dick Tracy on your sacks
Commissioner Gordeaux
Constructicon into some kind of super-disease
The creepytouching is much more insane
Argentinian Batman: doing their own party
Bad Scarecrow stuff
The Joker is surrounded by himself
Even a kind of dumb Batman has the upper hand
BAD JOKER STUFF
FIRE UP THE BAT-VACATION-ANALYZER
BATMAN IS NOT BLACK (HE IS KHAKI-COLORED)
GINGER BATMAN STAYS HOME
TWO TICKETS TO ARGENTINIA
THEY WORKED DAY AND NIGHT (FOR ABOUT HALF A DAY)
He knows (in fact) that Batman is a dumb.
BRUCEKIS

2017/01/12 - GFF Lopersfield Night: ONION RINGS
Spoiler:
Game: Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch

Tags:
known outerloper putin man
puddles of lope everywhere
poke my head out and get horsed
cleansed by the loping Paul
my shit croquettes
jerk rock

2017/01/19 - GFF Bouncy Hamhole Night: That's a pit. I shouldn't fall in it.
Spoiler:
Game: Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch

Tags:
"Come back here and die pirate"
oooh a snakey place
#hamfacts
People for the Ethical Treatment of Hams
Rated Pork Goods 13
Known Dracula footballer
Practical Bobby
devour the ham clam
all nimbly-bimbly
Can I make it worse?
some sort of ham receptacle
back-alley hamjob
pigs-o!
hairy potty
a perfectly safe piece of ham
a silent ham
my mouse dreams!
moist-adjacent
known Dracula footballer Ricardo Montalban
hidin' in my hamhole
Situational Bobby G
your bouncy hamhole
a guide to new

2017/01/26 - GFF Drawbridge Night: Considering lowering it.
Spoiler:
Game: Concept

Tags:
SQUARES IN 3D
Anything you put in your box
Garr's black.
A really hot guy, like a fireman
A HOT CYLINDER
AGGRESSIVE ELEPHANT POSTURING
SHAVE THE WHALES
TOUCHE'D!
Consider lowering the drawbridge

2017/02/02 - GFF Hamburger Chaos Night: One Arm And Also Leg.
Spoiler:
Game: HeroQuest, Concept

Tags:
The deal with Nicolas Cage's skull collection
A box inside a box inside a spider
Let slip the corgis of war
The ol' one-chop... slop.
WHO HAS HIDDEN MY SKULL?

2017/02/09 - GFF Senator Jazzbones Night: a more increasingly level of depressing yes
Spoiler:
Game: HeroQuest, Cards Against Humanity

Tags:
Senator Jazzbones
This sea of cheese
What I know about goats
Too many wobbly holes
That's as far as my madness takes me
Cage: The Last Airbender

2017/02/16 - GFF Muy Diablo Night: It's a bone, it doesn't do anything.
Spoiler:
Game: Heroes of the Storm

Tags:
muy Diablo
It's a bone, it doesn't DO anything
your eyeball-holder
the pepper-spray express
slightly the color of tang
give it a go!
a good rogering
obviously the bear is Robin
deadly death
the Metamucil man leaves... some leftovers

2017/02/23 - GFF NO CREATIVITY NIGHT
Spoiler:
Game: Codenames? I think?

Tags:
NONE APPARENTLY

2017/03/02 - GFF Dubious Pronoun Use Night: Only 90's Kids Will Remember How Terrible EGM Was
Spoiler:
Game: Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards
Tags:
Ummmmm?

2017/03/16 - GFF Where's the Nearest 24-Hour Soupery Night: The Irresistible Stomach Rumble Debacle
Spoiler:
Game: Mega Man

Tags:
Chicago pretending they invented onions
Yo Caes pass the ketchup
Soupchat
24-hour carrot cakery
Skills' value as compared with a flaming garbage pit

2017/03/23 - GFF Completely Legitimate Etymology Night: Does Frans Even Speak English
Spoiler:
Game: Codenames, Tsuro

Tags:
"No cheating" :immediately cheats:
"Uluru. Two." "What?"
Lay back and think of Germany
What about the kickboot?
Have you heard the Good Sports News?
J. Christ - a promising career cut short by injury
Turn off the scrub fountain
Snooze minutes
Slumber segments
"You mean like a recreo-strollie?"

2017/04/20 - GFF Moon Position Uncertainty Night: Where is it?
Spoiler:
Game: Uno, Codenames

Tags:
Situational Bobby Knifeface
THE MOON IS IN SPACE
Convincing bridge feelings
Knife: Accomplished meat tunneler

2017/05/25 - GFF Scaling Mount Dongimanjaro Night: Onward and Upward
Spoiler:
Game: Mount Your Friends

Tags:
I can't move my D
We do not want for flop
Dong science
The extreme wobble
Climbing D-2
A nice measured fling
His Excellency Shad Buttram
Ulysses McGoogan
Jam your A straight down

2017/06/15 - GFF Opposite of Eyes Night: Stare deep within yourself
Spoiler:
Game: Uno, Concept

Tags:
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-Oh no
Small child: "Annnnndyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
I put it in your green area
"Is the word 'a' really a word?" - Acerbandit; 2017
"Every cloud has a silver lining" - A 5-word idiom
He has the opposite of eyes
The guy who wrote Fight Story

2017/06/22 - GFF An Infinite Number of Skills-Is-Dead Universes Night: Is that how you play rugby?
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
Strong wind advisory
Boostalot Power Attack
A like big boosts and I cannot lie
You other drivers can't deny
See ya later!
That one would've been a thing that was done
I Had to Go For It and I Shouldn't Have: The AcerBandit Story

2017/06/29 - GFF Really Good At Leaping Night: Just bathed, smells weird
Spoiler:
Game: Prop Hunt, Cards

Tags:
GFF Lobby Night
ph_redstone_a2.bsp for five hours
Map download progress bar racing sim
Murderous crate
"Where is Acer?" "I think he probably just bathed, so he smells weird."
He's really good at leaping
Bounce dogs? Put 'em in the green pile.
No jostling!
The important thing is Pang was on fire
Acer: "Is Skills still awake?" Chorus: "Doubtful."
Shack Wheel O'Neal
Adamant cockhunger
ACER CHOOSE!
Jerking it to pulling the skin: the essence of moe

2017/07/06 - GFF Friendly Fire Off Night: Just kidding, friendly fire still on
Spoiler:
Game: River City Ransom Underground

Tags:
The fist you were doin to that girl's butt
Just call in every police officer who is alive right now
I can't die; I have money!

2017/07/13 - GFF OBOOJECTION! Night: A ghost must be found or replaced
Spoiler:
Game: Ghost Court

Tags:
Ghost bitcoin
Haunted "gasoline"
Polteracism
I radiate menace and terror and that's enough
I WILL CONTEMPT YOU!
"The hospital bus. The ambulance."

2017/08/03 - GFF Just Running Around In Circles, Mainly Night: Put Term's insides back on the inside
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch

Tags:
Chorus: "OH SHIT"
When you hit the button too early we die
Game over - nobody is surprised
Room full of skeletons

2017/08/10 - GFF The Great Clown Reward Night: 100% legitimately real genuine marriage-counseling
Spoiler:
Game: Ghost Court

Tags:
Technical ghost audio difficulties
Sweet barbecue count: 0
Soggy television confirmed bad
That's a nice deck!
"I told him he could haunt my hot dog cart"
The Great Clown Reward
TYOOGL 2017
Ghost fuck off
On the 6th day, God spake thusly: Thou shalt not be shoved down a well

2017/08/17 - GFF What Are We Calling This Night: Probably something about grundles
Spoiler:
Game: Lethal League, Mount Your Friends

Tags:
"Hit me with something that's really shitty." "Skillsball." "...wow."
Give 'em the Bobbie Vogeler
Pogo dick
"Okay here's something crazy" :does something lame:

2017/08/31 - GFF Not A Real Captain Night: Don't rawdog the ramjob
Spoiler:
Game: Guns of Icarus

Tags:
Every level has a glory hole
The ol' in n' out glory hole
I've got nothin' in the social window
How do I change what I am?
Deep ham lore
HMS Justice For Michael
Snow Person Supremacy
USS I Franso Far Away
Lobbies of Icarus
You are way too not up
Who Hwatches the Hwatchmen?
Almost didn't notice that mountain
The Raja's on fire? Oh no.
Why are we on so much fire?
Default mouth smoothing
I'm piloting A Huge Mistake
The protein objective

2017/09/10 - GFF Yo We Sunday Afternoon Now Night: Cannons Officially Cancelled
Spoiler:
Game: Lethal League, Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch, Super Mario 64 Online

Tags:
Acer let me spite you
You're not letting me spite you
Never take a snake to a laser fight
The many instances of Bomb Guy
Cannons are officially cancelled
Too fat to get money

2017/09/17 - GFF Mouth Fabric Night: Feel the beat from the tambourine
Spoiler:
Game: Super Mario 64 Online, Concept

Tags:
everyone uses Mario's skeleton
No on can stop Mr. Mariosskeleton!
this double Luigi action
3-high hop stack
strawberry railgun
Got a star - definition of a good thing
Corpulent Ghost
Someone model Mo0's head
do you understand how to derive nomenclature?
ow my eyehole
sayer of multiple words, Acer
I don't understand why someone modeled all these snacks
mouth fabric
IS THE FAMILY NUDE?
opposite of arms
DESTROY me BONE
Let's review our parts of speech
son implies boy
the hogan rests upon the pog more easily than the pog rests upon the hogan
I have two Thomas
I feel sad when thinking about five wheels
I can see every detail of my Thomas
Non-positional booty
Plumb the Hidden Zone!

2017/09/23 - GFF Night of the Mad Strangler: The sit-down defense
Spoiler:
Game: Toribash, Codenames

Tags:
Anatomy creativity
Fight strangle with strangle
You're mad - you don't have thumbs
Known Mexican: Zeus
Vape eaters
those good edible vapes
like two bronze colossi making animal shapes together
color video, 1986

2017/10/22 - GFF King of Shoots Night: The spicy trombone blast
Spoiler:
Game: Mercenary Kings

Tags:
Spicy trombone

2017/10/29 - GFF A Ton of Stomach Stuff Night: The reason for science
Spoiler:
Game: Don't Starve Together

Tags:
When you feel insane just pick flowers
I think I'm starving to death; I'm not sure
Buffalo: crazy shit machines
"As soon as I get back I'm gonna drop some logs" - Skills; 2017
I don't know where to get poop
I can show you where the poop is
So that's what science is for!
"Is it like an insanity tentacle?" "No it's a real tentacle"

2017/11/12 - GFF Build a Firewall Night: And make Valve pay for it
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest Anniversary Edition

Tags:
Don't act like you're not impressed
Am I supposed to interact with the horse still
The chasiest of pigs
The ol' jangle jape
Stumbling into the Bone Zone
Programmatic pig poisoner Pang

2017/11/19 - GFF Extracurricular Slaughter Night: The Return of Green Sauron
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest Anniversary Edition

Tags:
The least disappointing cave so far
"My intelligence is through the roof" - Face; 2017
Priority side-murders
Desecrated Dead: Frost Uncle
Where is the selling man?
"Where's that money... dollar... hey lightning" - Skills; 2017

2017/11/26 - GFF Quick-E-Smart Night: What's a little sack smashing between friends?
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest Anniversary Edition

Tags:
A little sack smashing between friends
Recursive mastery
Scorpion cave aka Jess' house
Half-scorpion half-whatever-the-fuck
Hugh Jackalman
Helm of Sandwich Inertia
"Anything good in there?" "Well you died"
Slimy green quality
The friggin great helm of glory
Much more stuff both ways: Face's favorite thing
Quick-E-Smart

2017/12/03 - GFF Two-Whomp Joke Night: A Big Maggot Triumph
Spoiler:
Game: Titan Quest Anniversary Edition

Tags:
Hunga Munga of Endowment
Rubbest Buckler of Stameena
Known cellist No-no Ya
Draining Hunga Munga
Numbing Hunga Munga
Hunga Munga of Carnage
"I didn't even think about the endowment!"
HOW CAN SHE WHOOPS
Shambling Jungle Crepe
Rediscovering the Art of Iron
Ancient greased Tupac
Insidious Grecian swap meet
Pig-machine God vs. Bird-whatever


FELIPE NO

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2018

2018/02/01 - GFF Hammerwatch Night: A Chorus of Fucks
Spoiler:
Game: Hammerwatch

Tags:
Dude, where's my Garr?
We need to compare apples to... apples
"Yeeee prison time" - Skills; 2018
Colonel Skill. He only has one
Where is the skill? We aren't sure
"Make sure you don't get killed by the statue" :dies immediately: - Skills; 2018
Popping it in the darkness

2018/02/22 - GFF 3-Ball Fun Tap Night: FOAMER YOU FUCK
Spoiler:
Game: Rocket League

Tags:
3-ball touch
I just do shit and then things happen and I lose
Foamer you fuck!

2018/03/01 - GFF Brutal Snooze Night: : Doomguy yell:
Spoiler:
Game: (Brutal) Doom 2

Tags:
I just heard wet crunching and turned around and there you were
"Looks like you found the grenade button" :dripping noises:
Mackin' on archviles at the demon disco
I'm hearing all these wet noises
Everyone into the bum hole
Why did I jump into the hurt pit?
Look out for bone daddy!

2018/03/08 - GFF Procedurally-Generated Hammers Night: Everyone dies simultaneously
Spoiler:
Game: Left 4 Dead 2 Co-op, Heroes of Hammerwatch

Tags:
Startling default volume
Strong jocking
"A suitcase fulla pistols and moneeyyyyyyyyy"
Jeroes of Jammerwatch
"I don't see it" "No - over by my dead body"

2018/03/15 - GFF Big Dude Influence Night: All roads lead to being on fire
Spoiler:
Game: Heroes of Hammerwatch

Tags:
I can either go this way and be on fire or go the other way and :checks notes: be on fire
Driving under the influence of a big dude
"Why would you resurrect me on spikes?" "...I don't know"
Big ghost party
Four minutes of clenching instead of breathing


What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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2019

2019/02/24 - GFF Single Mom Night: Diss Can't Breathe
Spoiler:
Game: Ultra Street Fighter IV

Tags:
Single Mom looking for elbow
You ate all the cheese!
He's a large man for his size
Lynnternet
E. Normous Honda
All the single buttons
Bernie Burnyman
The groin, the most comedic part of the human body


2019/08/03 - GFF Watch The Back Night: You Go In One Hole Or The Other
Spoiler:
Game: Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch

Tags:
Incessant How Do You Do
Hiya!
Bring your wife! We'll piss on her!
Always watch the back
Bamboozled!
Trapped in the hole again
Well, it depends on... no.
Pink shit is the new bees
You're really good at screaming, Pang
Belligerent trampoline
ENJOY MY DOG!
Petrifying Pagliacci
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink
EMBRACE BROBLIVION
"You can't get up there. Ever." "Here I am!"
TIMELY REFERENCES!
Things are lookin' pretty knob over here
The Anticipated Knob-Off
Knob size is locked
"You weasel!" "That's the kindest thing I've been called all night."
The soggy hole is no place for a knob
Shade's family-friendly stream (this is a Christian server)
How dare you jazz hands the soggy knob
You did a pretty good hand job there
There are streams to be strum
A brief cat conundrum
I was committed to shooting you, and all of a sudden we were plummeting
"Cat time has been cancelled." "Cat-celled?" "No." "Get out."
MANY SOUNDS
How you do like my huge drill
Get away from my cowardly hiding zone!
"This is annoying! Hell yeah!" "Love being annoyed!" "Fuck yeah, annoyance!"
It is the year 20XX, and there is always time for grits
"I'm glad they're hiding their knob." "It's nothing you wanna see." "I'll be the judge of that."
I don't like the fact that you're throwing... balls...
Known iconic Egyptian creature, the bee
Beeopatra
Ancient Beegypt
"You better bee-lieve I'm comin' for ya." "...leaf."
"Was that a pit? I didn't look down." "Did you fall into something and then die?" "...it's probably a pit."
Behold my trash
Parallel processing is stapling the Macs together
Why won't you accept my moisture?!
That's my way of killing! You can't kill like that!
You were so busy with the front, you forgot the back
"It's a blow-off!" "Don't forget about the back, though." "I think forgetting about the back is okay in a blow-off, though. "Nope. Don't forget." "Always remember the back." "ESPECIALLY remember the back."
Are you hitting the do-bad hotkey by mistake?
"Don't forget about the back too, though." "Always forget about the back!" "Never forget about the back, except when using fist punch." " "It's the hardest part to pay attention to!" "It really depends, like, well..." "I'm glad that line of thought stopped." "Let's just drop that." "Let that one go." "Leave that where it is." "It's not important." "Just gonna leave it right there." "Let it settle." "It's fine, fine, just forget about it." "Let it go." "Let it go!" "Why are you talking about it? Nobody knows what you're talking about."
"I want your trident!" "He said, coyly." "You have to ask more nicely than that."
Long-distance fisted
"You don't wanna get punched!" "You don't wanna get punched in the back of the head." "Yes. Yes, that." "You do not want to get punched in the back of the head, that's true." "Valid statement, no one is arguing."
The Aesthetic Snakehole
"You cannot fist my snake corridor. Do not attempt it."
"Ahh! I didn't watch the back. My snake corridor was vulnerable from the back."
"Why are you green?" "Because I ran out of punch." "It's a green punch, don't worry about it." "Why are you green?! How fucking dare you be green. This is a punch-off, you can't be green here." "There's no green in punch-off." "We don't serve your kind here."
"It's really embarrassing when you have to come to terms with the fact that you don't have the rock endurance you once did." "Well, you can't be young forever. Eventually you get old and rocks don't work anymore."
"I thought everyone was doing something sneaky. Turns out they were just dying."
"Aw, time to spin! Time to fall."
"I got them all, he said, dyingly."
"Those rooms are proprietary. You need to log in to your Bethesda.net account to see those rooms."
"Why are you glowing?! How dare you be glowing."
"Stop shooting birds at me." "I'm shooting *a* bird at you repeatedly." "Oh, that's okay." "Pfft, it's only one bird several times, you idiot."
Don't cross the snakes
"No! Don't snake my back!" "Leave no back unsnaked." "There's a snake on mah back."
"Oh, calculated — oh no!" "That was a very bad calculation." "It was a bad calculation." "Have you considered calculating better." "Weren't you a math major?" "Water bubbles are difficult... difficult math..." "Just humiliated silence in response to that question."
"Ooh, that's kind of big! Oh, that's a sad hole."
"Are we gonna get soggy together?" "No, I'm out of ammo. I dried out... prematurely."
"Who interrupted my noisy time?!"
"When CHz has better internet than you, you should really look at your internet." "I have looked at it. It's bad."
"I'm still reading that as Luongo's An Enormous Busta" "Haha, heh, that's uh — that's false."
"Have you considered exploding?" "Every day of my life."
"I hate when I don't have any gun in my gun."
"Would you go away? I don't want your hugs! Your hugs are weird and creepy!"
Don't give him the stick! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Idunnowhodidawhothefuckoutofthatonenow?!
Ha ha ha! Empathy.


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