Nerds get all the love.

http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/art...1941672/cid_37

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Sex and health experts agree the best way to become better at using your body is by taking the time to learn how it works.

That's true. Anyway, I thought this article was interesting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Finally! I know that not everyone is just turned on by raw brawn! I can't believe that some people don't even realize that they have to listen to the other person. It almost sounds as though these are cheap strategies to get in a bed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ok this article is just stating a whole bunch of things which should be common knowledge for anyone who has ever been in a relationship and then suggests that nerds do these things naturally {implying that people who aren't nerds do not}. Ok.

Yeah, hey, listening to my partner never occured to me! Going to places where I can participate in things which I interest me and that I enjoy never occured to me! What, I should seek a partner with whom I can converse about any random topic which may come up in day to day life? Absurd!

But I guess if I look at the article from a different angle, I can see that it makes a lot of good points towards achieving a possible goal. That goal, of course, being a means of boosting the self esteem and confidence level of some people who perceive themselves as nerds.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Or, alternatively, reducing some of the negative stigma associated with nerds.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My god... Now I have solid proof that years upon years of post-puberty masturbation in my teenage years paid off.

IMAGINE THE PICK UP LINES!

Hey baby. I love myself so much I have a lot more to spare...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

My god... Now I have solid proof that years upon years of post-puberty masturbation in my teenage years paid off.

IMAGINE THE PICK UP LINES!

Hey baby. I love myself so much I have a lot more to spare...

I'm thinking more along the lines of Revenge of the Nerds:

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All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Of course the challenge here is getting someone interesting enough in you to get to sex...
It's much easier when you have a pretty face than when people stereotype you on the fringe of society (when in fact nerds have evolved and changed far more than the 'jocks' or other eliteist group).

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kaiten

Of course the challenge here is getting someone interesting enough in you to get to sex...

I'm sorry son... Haven't you ever heard of the "Roofie Colada"?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

I'm sorry son... Haven't you ever heard of the "Roofie Colada"?

You mean "Pina Colada"?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No... I mean "roofie". Clearly you've never found been a victim.

There's nowhere I can't reach.