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Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back
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Ballpark Frank
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Old Aug 4, 2010, 05:02 PM #126 of 182
I'll totally give you a brick for a wheat--on my turn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline.
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Old Aug 4, 2010, 07:20 PM Local time: Aug 4, 2010, 05:20 PM #127 of 182
Cold, cold blooded.

FELIPE NO
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Old Aug 5, 2010, 09:30 AM #128 of 182
Damnit, guys.

I didn't really mean to sound like so much of a dick. We could have had cordial proceedings. I even refrained from making a joke about how Lurker has been sitting on so much wood.

BUT INSTEAD YOU BACK ME INTO A CORNER

I'll use my knight and slap it down on that 9 brick (belonging to Frank and Lurks, naturally). Aaaand plunder Frank's brick cities.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Old Aug 5, 2010, 02:48 PM #129 of 182
I wish you could see my face right now.

(It's Junior)

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Old Aug 5, 2010, 02:52 PM Local time: Aug 5, 2010, 12:52 PM #130 of 182
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
stealing :s
1d7
5
UPDATE CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS

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Old Aug 5, 2010, 06:20 PM #131 of 182
HEY GREG, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT WOOD?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Aug 5, 2010, 11:06 PM #132 of 182
SO MUCH SO, THE TURN ENDS ITSELF

Imagine, all of us, sitting at a table.

And me walking away from the table with rage.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Old Aug 5, 2010, 11:29 PM #133 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*dem nasty cubes
2d6
8
Building a settlement on the wood port then rolling.

Lol at roll.

Also, gonna build a city on the 9, 9, 6 settlement.
I believe I have enough resources.

Anyone have a brick. I just picked up a wood for trade.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Last edited by THIEF; Aug 5, 2010 at 11:35 PM. Reason: :fupom:
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Old Aug 5, 2010, 11:56 PM Local time: Aug 5, 2010, 09:56 PM #134 of 182
WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!! Keep rolling those 8's baby! Daddy's getting himself a brand new Volvo!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Aug 6, 2010, 10:22 PM #135 of 182
Oh, great. More wood to feed Lurk's loins.

I'm telling you, this fiery vixen will be the end of us!

FELIPE NO

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Old Aug 8, 2010, 01:13 PM Local time: Aug 8, 2010, 11:13 AM #136 of 182
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
oops
1d4
1
hehehe
1d14
6
I'll be gone for about four days, so, you know.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Aug 8, 2010, 10:15 PM #137 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*YES!
2d6
3
Wait, Cooper's turn. SCRATCH THIS.

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Old Aug 8, 2010, 10:44 PM Local time: Aug 8, 2010, 08:44 PM #138 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*Volvo, baby!
2d6
6
I thought Hyde was still waiting on a trade. Well, it's not like it can't happen even if I take my turn. ROLL 'EM!

Actually, I'll port 2 wheat into rock card and build a CITY (12,6,8) before I let them fly.

Additional Spam:
Hot shit! I'll trade in my remaining 4 wheat and build a road along the (12,10) route.

END TURN

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Last edited by Zephyrin; Aug 8, 2010 at 10:51 PM. Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Old Aug 9, 2010, 06:37 PM #139 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*FOR GLORY
2d6
6
THIS TIME IT WILL WORK

Well, crap. Should have used some story to try to stick with my 3. I'll expand my 3/4/4 settlement into a CITY, and then slap down my KNIGHT. Drop the robber on that 8 wood in the northeast, and rob... Hyde.

End Turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Aug 9, 2010, 11:34 PM #140 of 182
Fuck you, Pang. I got jokes and jokes for you on my turn.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Sarag
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Old Aug 10, 2010, 09:22 AM #141 of 182
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
rollin 2
1d6
3
rollin
1d6
4
I gotta do some shoppin'. First, I want roads between 12 (sheep) & 6 (wheat), and 3 (wood) & 12 (sheep). Then I'm going to put another settlement at 2 (ore) 12 (sheep) 3 (wood). Finally, a roll.

OH SHIT

Gonna have to move that thief out of my way, put it on the 8 (ore) in the NE, and steal from Pang.

After all of that, end turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Last edited by Sarag; Aug 10, 2010 at 09:31 AM. Reason: nah, changed my mind
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Old Aug 13, 2010, 08:32 PM Local time: Aug 13, 2010, 06:32 PM #142 of 182
I feel like I was in a coma, I'll catch up on this as soon as pie.

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Old Aug 14, 2010, 02:48 AM #143 of 182
Oh my god. I just had to throw out half my hand, lurker.

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Old Aug 14, 2010, 10:00 AM #144 of 182
The sevens seem to be pretty brutally common in the internet.

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Old Aug 15, 2010, 09:33 PM #145 of 182
1 Dice Roll
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Dice
Result
*DAMNITT
2d6
9
FUCK

SHIT

Additional Spam:
End turn. Shit. Fuck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Ballpark Frank; Aug 15, 2010 at 09:36 PM. Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Old Aug 16, 2010, 12:50 AM Local time: Aug 15, 2010, 10:50 PM #146 of 182
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
ahhh
1d7
2
hehe
1d11
9
One moment, updating.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Aug 17, 2010, 02:17 AM #147 of 182
WAYWHOAWHA

WHeat for a brick? Anyone want a wheat for a brick? I ask, knowing that Wheat Baron Coop is probably off making thousands of loaves of bread somewhere.

I'll also trade a sheep for a brick~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old Aug 17, 2010, 03:23 PM #148 of 182
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
Don't hesitate
1d6
5
Eradicate
1d6
3
Let me at least begin by building a road west from 5,2,9 settlement. This should make it niiice 'n safe for me to roll.

[Addition]
Alright. I'm going to build another road~ From that same 5,2,9 settlement, the road that's going southeast from it? I'd like to extend that road and continue south.

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Old Aug 18, 2010, 01:54 AM #149 of 182
HAHAHAHA. Keep those 8's coming!

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 18, 2010, 11:53 AM #150 of 182
Oi! 88 8's this game. And no one at all has traded with me.

Even after lurker cockchopblocked me. I see how it is.

TURNIN' ON END

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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