Have another beer Kurado. Fuck, you're already drunk? Fuck off then.

Okay, this is about alcohol tolerance? You don`t drink? Haha, fuck you guy!

Seriously though, how much alcohol can you stomach before reaching WASTED status? Me, I`m a wimp in this area. Two cans of beer and I`m already tipsy. Four cans and I`m a silly fuck. Damn near came here wasted last week.

It`s cool because I don`t have to spend a lot to get drunk. But it sucks because sometimes, socially, I don`t want to get wasted that fast and I sure as hell don`t want to drink slowly. I like slamming.

Ah well. The shit I worry about these days.

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Really depends on the day for me, some days I'll pack it away easy some days I'll be twisted after 2 pints. Having said that spirits absolutely fuck me up, if I want a cheap but downright fucking uncomfortable night I go on the spirits, whiskey and the shit like that.

I don't usually drink a lot but after 4 beers i'm usually pretty jolly, 8 beers renders me friggin unable to stand but I'd never drink enough to puke, that shits fucked up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Depends on what I'm drinking. A martini, I can start to feel tipsy over just one. I'm a small girl, so it wouldn't take much to get me plastered.

Although, I do remember my 21st birthday, having a grateful dead and a margarita... I wasn't full out drunk, but let's just say I couldn't walk very straight, and pretty much everything was funny.

I know people that can knock back like 12 beers and still be coherant.
I don't get that.

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Well, I had 6 cans the other night, and I was pretty drunk, so I'd say maybe seven or eight cans to be completely plastered.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

To get tipsy it takes me about 8 measures of any good spirit. Completely wasted? Maybe half a litre bottle. Though it's been a long time since I drank myself sick. I'm a woman, but by no means waif-like, and I'm pretty tall too. Beer takes too long to even bother with for me, and wine just makes me feel ill nowerdays (incidents involving circle of death and ridiculous drinking sessions may have played an integral part in this).

I was speaking idiomatically.

The last time I got really really hammered was Labor Day and family poured in from everywhere in the state. That day I drank a 12 pack of Newcastles before lunch, went to eat lunch, hung out over a 6 pack of Fat Tire, went to the store and picked up another two 12 packs of Fat Tire and a 12 pack of Gordon Biersch. Of all the beers above, I drank maybe 25 or 30 of them.

I don't remember much from that weekend.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A forty will have me singing "Sweet Caroline" to the pretties at the bar, too much more than that and I'll start blathering on about things I didn't realize I knew about.

It used to be I could drink a case by myself and be thirsty for more, but somewhere in Tennessee I lost my touch. I do like the way my shit conserves, but it's still a small source of embarassment around my friends. They like to toss back stuff that would've made me cringe in my (drinking) prime, and now that I can't even pretend to keep up with them I get hit.

I'm building up my resistance though, albeit slowly.

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Originally Posted by Unas

I don't usually drink a lot but after 4 beers i'm usually pretty jolly, 8 beers renders me friggin unable to stand but I'd never drink enough to puke, that shits fucked up.

This is interesting. We're talking beer here right? Soo after 8 beers or so I am highly likely to throw up. Yet eight beers and I'm just tipsy. I can still hold a conversation, I still have hand eye co-ordination and I can certainly stand. In fact I don't think I've ever been so drunk that I've had trouble standing and I've NEVER been drunk enough that I cannot actually recall anything.

THis one day, I drank twelve hours straight, from midday to midnight. I can recall everything that happend, well everything worth recalling, I coudn't say give you an offical drinks count but I can say that I drank mostly homebrew until we hit the pub where I began knocking back Carlton Draught and eventually finishing with a Lemon Lime and Vodka at midnight.

Oh and I threw up at around 5pm. But don't stop, gotta keep drinking.

How ya doing, buddy?

I've never really tested my limits, but I sure watched my friends test and break their limits. One guy had like 3/4 of a beer and hurled. Another guy got totally smashed drunk (well maybe not TOTALLY smashed, he could still stand and shit, but most certainly not walk straight) after like 8 bottles of beer, which for him is great since his previous tolerance was about 2 bottles. Another friend required 24+ bottles of beer to knock out.

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I have an allergy towards alcohol, so compared to my friends, I can drink 1/3 of what they consume and get drunk. Back in 99' when I was in college, I would drink a Long Island Ice Tea, and watch a movie at my local theater (The Rhythm Room was a bar built inside the movie theater, the Century 18). I would be incredibly fucked up, and make movies like Rollerball (the new version) and Undercover Brother easy to watch, and laugh at.

These days, when I go to the bar, I have either a 25oz. Fat Tire, or two hard drinks (usually a gin & tonic, or a vodka gimulet). About twice a year, I'll chug a pitcher of MGD or some other horse piss to get shitfaced.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The most i have drank is ten beers. I didn't throw up, but i also didn't walk straight. Basically for me i can drink beer for a long time but when it comes to liquor i thow that up after the fifth shot.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The most drunk I ever got was at grad, of course, where I sucked back 5 black russians and 4 Smirnoff Ices. The ices were in fairly rapid succession, since I had two at once, so I got sent off pretty quick. The black russians were actually making me angry, which sucks at grad, hence the Ices. So yeah, I'm pretty heavyweight when it comes to drinking, I just don't do it very often.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Last time I ever got completely shit-faced was a few years ago. Never got back into it since. At my best, it took 6 Smirnoff Ice's (stuff's nasty to me now), two or three shots of 80proof vodka (don't know the exact amount. someone poured it into a cup and I drank it) and a few beers to top it all off.

Puked/dry heaved every 15 minutes for about 5 hours.

Now, my tolerance is low, and it only takes a few to start feeling happier than normal. Roughly 5 or 6 beers and I'll stop for safety's sake.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Lets examine:

The last kickback I went to, I drank Captain Morgan, and took about 6 shots. I was pretty drunk, but I didn't puke.

I'm a lightweight, I think.

Four beers and I'll be pretty tipsy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I can usually last about 9 or 10 drinks before I'm totaly drunk. Sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on what I'm drinking but I've got a pretty good tolerance for alcohol ion most cases.

FELIPE NO

Haha, went out Saturday, danced after about 11 beers. About two hours later and another six beers I felt the vomit coming. I was in the process of puking up a little and swallowing it before it spewed... Doing that for five minutes. Then one of my friends (niece`s boyfriend) starts getting confrontational with someone and the urge to vomit vanished with the concern and drunken anger. Nothing happened though. BUT I FOUND MY REMEDY.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The last time I had a good run was when I had 17 shots of Baileys-related drinks (10 Caramel Camels, 4 Cement Mixers, 3 Cumshots) while chatting it up with friends online. I wasn't wasted, but I did have a good buzz.

As for heavy drinks...well, a few days before I graduated highschool (three years ago) some friends and mine kickedback over some Christian Brothers (brandy). That shit was fierce. I could still walk and move around, and I had to - one of mine friends was apologizing to everything in the backyard, from the grass to the wall (no sweat dripping from his balls, hopefully), another friend (the guy who's house it was) couldn't sit still, and the last friend was trying to pitch a tent since we weren't sober enough to sleep inside.

Me? I was speaking Vietnamese to Friend #2's parents. 'parently, the more I drink, the more languages I speak.

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Originally Posted by RABicle

Oh and I threw up at around 5pm. But don't stop, gotta keep drinking.

Spoken like a true Aussie!:biggrin:

Last time I puked was over 3 or 4 green tratruce' , 4 yager - bombs, two pints of beer and two tequilla shots. Mixing drinks kills.
Yeah last time I went out on beer alone all I had to drink was a six pack so I can't say exactly how much I could handle but I was just past tipsy then so probably about 10 or so would get me "good."
Anyway footy grand final tomorrow so lets see how I go!

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It doesn't take me much to get a little under the influence, but it takes A LOT to get me drunk... and even when I am totally wasted (It has only happened once), I can still walk and talk almost perfectly fine.... but I can tell when I am wasted. Others though, may not.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I could probably last about 4 or 5 beers if they were drunk one after the other. I usually go alcoholic drink - soft drink - alcoholic drink and so on. That usually helps me keep drinking for a longer period of time and keeps me sober.

After 4 or 5 beers though I'd be starting to get a little tipsy no matter what, so it would only take a few more after that in order for me to be completely wasted.

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3.89 I believe was my BAL after a night of chasing down 151 with vodka, goldshclager, and who knows what else. Tolerance not an issue until after the last drink and then it always hit like a sledgehammer. From hyperalert one minute to blacking out the next, long before actually passing out. Hospitalized for alcohol poisoning 3 times, not breathing a couple. Five years later still recuperating. 19 months sober to date.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It takes me about a sixpack to get completely hammered, even less on an empty stomache, or while drinking the 5.9% horsepiss. Cheap drunk, yes, it's awesome. I have a friend who literally has to drink about 20 beers to get drunk, he's always complaining about it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I get the first symptoms after drinking a few gulps of beer. I think it is somehow psychosomatic - there is no way that the alcohol can work so fast. It´s the same when I take something against headache - so I won´t complain.

It stays very long with those mild symptoms, I can drink cocktails all night long without passing out.

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Two beers and I'm already feeling a little more social. Red wine gets me tipsy VERY quickly. One glass is enough.

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I don't drink often at all, never got a reason to really... I am not a partying type, it is because of this that when I do drink, it does not take much to make me tipsy.

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