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??? "Who the fuck is Charlie?" "My husband" You. Have got. To be. KIDDING! I left that night and I never so much as stop for gas in Bakersfield on my way to L.A. anymore. That town left a bitter taste in my mouth... In more ways than one. :/ Double Post:
I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Paco; Mar 13, 2006 at 12:27 AM.
Reason: Automerged double post.
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She started wearing the ring after I found out about the marriage. It worked for me. Like I said, I really hated that prof. As such, seeing his wedding ring blurred as his wife worked over my dick? Fucking genius.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
You know... Right about now, anything else to say would have been better than, "Wait... Are you serious? I um... Gotta... Go."
I went out like a punk bitch. FELIPE NO |
Seriously. In that instance, you just bust out the "Hory Fuck! You must be Kidding. You are one rame chick." Engrish is the ultimate diss. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
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O SNAP. Fall brings the funny to this party, I see. And no, she never got pregnant. Literally. Not even with him. However, another dealbreaker story. I go to a party, I get hammered, I go upstairs with this girl and we start fooling around. I rock out with my cock out, she jams out with her clam out and we get it on like Donkey Kong. Two days later, it happens again. Third day comes around and, with my tongue buried inside her she says "I think you should know, you'll always come second to Jesus Christ in my life." I fucking laugh. Har har joke, right? NO FUCKING JOKE. SHE PULLS OUT THE BIBLE AND TELLS ME SHE CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE LIKE SHE DOES. My classy reply? "Wait, what? I know Jesus chilled with prostitutes, but what the fuck?" And that's why Deni is the Casanova of our age. His ability to sweet talk the ladies. Funny story. A buddy of mine married that girl three months ago. He thought she was a virgin. She'd fucked two of the guys in the party. We don't have the heart to tell him. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Seriously, people who are desperately Christian are a sad folk. I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
You know, a chick who will pull out a bible while a guy has his tongue in her twat is just plain scary. And would surely be a dealbreaker for me if I was giving a guy a bj and he whips out the good book.
Good lord, that just blows my mind someone would do that in the middle of sex. FELIPE NO |
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I think that's what he meant by "desperately christian", oh ye crusader of Christ.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Exactly what scared me. Not that she was religious. That's fine. Religon is great. Keen, even. Jesus is my homeboy. But when it's all "Do you know we have a common friend? Jesus Christ?" That shit is FRIGHTENING. There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
If the girl mentions or hints to the fact that they dislike videogames... The connection is pretty much over right then and there.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Oh man girls who like to participate in stupid activities that guys like (i.e games) are truely solid gold...for it shows flexibility and willingness to accept new things.
FELIPE NO |
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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I believe he used his fat fingers to look up these statistics. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Yes, the lack of actual numbers only adds to the integrity and credibility.
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Definitely not a breaker, but I've just come by the fact that my gf is the 'never been kissed' type. She claims to have been but the pudding is a different flavor. This makes my life a speck more interesting. What do I do, guys and gals? I've never been in this situation. How might I go about this nonchalantly?
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