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Ask An Obscure Question.
I really hope this doesn't turn into a joke thread. I'd like to keep the questions serious, if at all possible.
In this thread, you can ask any weird or obscure question that's always plagued you. Who knows...maybe someone will know the answer! Here are my questions: 1. Do blind people care what their partner looks like? 2. What is the origin of mayonnaise? (I've always wondered about that. I mean, did someone actually think, "Hey, I'll bet egg whites, oil and vinegar would taste really great together!" or was it an accidental discovery? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Well if I was blind... I'd want a virgin! Cause I think that's all that would really matter if you couldn't even see her (body-wise). And the mayonnaise... I have no clue.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Carob Nut |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Wow. I really didn't expect that question to get answered. That's so cool that you knew that.
Anyway, I sincerely hope that chef was beheaded for his offense against the poor, unsusupecting duke. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
wishfire and I were just discussing this morning...
What's up with liquor making techniques? I mean, did Mexicans just point at a buries cactus 3 times the size of a man and say, "Simon compadre! Let's make some fire-water out of it!"? What the fuck? I was speaking idiomatically. |
Why is it that even on a major, 8-lane interstate, whenever a cop has someone pulled over, all other traffic feels the need to slow down? Do they really think the cop is going to jump back in his cruiser and chase them down? Isn't that the one time you know you could speed, because most likely the one cop in the area is occupied with someone else?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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I thought "What a dumb fuck." Anyway, I'm pretty sure blind people don't care since they can't take in visual stimuli like everyone else. They wouldn't fret over their partner's looks 'coz they'd probably be more interested in how they care for one another then anything else. That's what I reckon anyway. :cheers: What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f@#$ing customers!!"
- Randall to Dante (Clerks) |
To the color blind, what does a "non color," representing a color that they can not see, look like?
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Alice, how in God's name is a blind person going to answer your question over the internet? Did the recently invent braille monitors?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
OK, try to follow me. Now this might get tricky, so pay attention.
It's a stretch, but someone might know someone who is blind. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Have they not yet invented text-to-speech software, or having a companion read to you, where you live?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
And I can only assume there are braille keyboards... but I digress... My question is as follows - With so much spring water being bottled and consumed all the time, do you think that someday we will run out of spring water? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Our retinas work in the same way. They respond to specific wavelengths in the same manner as everyone else. Except for color-blind people, who have damaged cones on their retinas. Generally, those people who are partially colorblind either see nothing of that specific color, or, if it is a mixture of various colors, then they see the wavelengths minus the ones they cannot see. For those people who are fully colorblind, they pretty much see everything in shades of grey. :-\ It sucks to be them. Double Post:
And yes, I realize that small dinosaur is jumping a giraffe. :P FELIPE NO
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Considering that most "spring water" is legally require to contain all of 3 drops of actual spring water to avoid false advertising, I don't think we're going to run out anytime soon.
If you're not drinking filtered bottled water, you might as well go get a drink from the tap. Most amazing jew boots |
How ya doing, buddy? |
Why aren't you crackers answer my question?
How ya doing, buddy? |
Don't you mean our question? ;_;
And while most may not have answers, it would be nice how some random Russki looked at a potato and decided to get sloshed off of it. Or corn, or..well, another other random ingredient used for any given alcohol. But certainly would be nice to know. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I'm waiting for someone to ask a question I know the answer to, Ence. So far I'm feeling pretty stupid. =/
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Whenever my kitty Pippin sees me reading he always jumps up into my lap and looks up at me and wimpers until I start reading to him. And interestingly enough, I've found that he reacts differently to some books than to others, such if it's espionage or fantasy he's more likely to curl up and fall asleep where as if it's horror he just sits around for few paragraphs and wanders off. Yet when he's scratching at the rug and I start yelling at him I might as well be telling a fish to walk on land.
So what I'm wondering is if cats really do understand what you're saying and only give a damn when it benifits them, or if they don't really get it at all, or if it's somewhere in between, like they understand the tone but not really much else. FELIPE NO |
Holy Chocobo |
What exactly does "shiver me timbers" mean, and where did it originate?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Why is football called football?
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