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Gechmir
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 07:53 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 07:53 PM #26 of 53
Garr is all for the furry action >:x

There's nowhere I can't reach.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 08:05 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 08:05 PM #27 of 53
Go HappyGarr the lion, you closet-furry! >:0

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 08:50 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 10:20 PM #28 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
Go For Broke!!!!
1d6
4
Me & My Dice
1d6
6
Hey guys, sorry about the lateness, been out all day. Here is my dice roll for the second round.

Edit 1: Your robbed me snake

Edit 2: Yeah, I made little ground, yeah I can't even read a board correctly. Yeah for no ground made up at all.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 09:03 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 07:03 PM #29 of 53
Haha no you didn't, you landed on the same snake again.

I was speaking idiomatically.
Old Feb 19, 2009, 10:09 PM 5 #30 of 53
14 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Panda y coordinate 2
1d8
5
Panda x coordinate 2
1d8
8
P y/n
1d2
1
Panda y coordinate
1d8
7
Panda x coordinate
1d8
6
Lion Movement 2
1d20
14
L y/n
1d2
1
E y/n
1d2
2
Elephant Movement
1d20
11
Elephant Ride roll 2
1d6
2
Elephant Ride roll 1
1d6
3
Lion Movement
1d20
13
Lion Chase roll 2
1d6
5
Lion Chase roll 1
1d6
1
This is going to be quite the round. First off is Gechmir who comes dangerously close to our new friend Mista Lion landing on square 41. Juanzen makes a nice play up to square 19. Now it starts getting interesting as Diss makes his turn. Double sixes and he's up the blue ladder to make a PARTNERSHIP with Mista Lion! Oh shit! Lion gives chase to Diss and with Gechmir being right in the way the Sunfish target has no choice but run as well lest he become a tasty Gech Sandwich.



Diss and Gechmir manage to lose the lion at square 36. Losing its prey the lion wanders over to square 39. Perhaps it will have another chance. Diss moves cautiously forward two spaces to square 38 and is soon joined by Radez29.

Garr doesn't get a wonderful roll. Wait a minute. No, he does get a wonderful roll. Garr gets a wonderful wonderful elephant ride! =D



While brief, Garr bids goodbye to his new friend at square 16. The elephant doesn't stray far. Only one space ahead.

Angel Of Light likes blue snake. Angel Of Light likes blue snake a lot. Slide on blue snake, Angel Of Light. Keep sliding back to square 8. <3<3<3~

Mista Lion decides to investigate square 43 but Warp Panda will have none of it. It's warpin' time! Off to square 11 he goes. This bear pauses for a moment, then twitches his nose and POOF winds up in square 25. Oh Warp Panda, what will we ever do with you?


And here's our board after all that excitement.


























My goodness this post took like an hour. Look at that edit time! Maaaan!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 19, 2009 at 11:14 PM. Reason: derp derp finally done
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 11:22 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 11:22 PM #31 of 53
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FUCKIN ROLL SON
1d6
2
Cue Yakety Sax for lion chase :x GOTTA HURRY OR JUMANJI SHIT WILL GO DOWN. ROBIN WILLIAMS MIGHT BE INVOLVED :[

Edit: o god dawgit

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Old Feb 20, 2009, 12:22 AM #32 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Result
CAN HE GO GO GO?
1d6
2
Okay, not that I'll probably do the finishing touches to this round anytime soon but I'm gonna take Juanzen up on his offer to roll for him.

SO GO GO GO GO GO JUANZEN GO!!!!!! =O

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Feb 20, 2009, 12:25 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 10:25 PM #33 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
Leave Radez in the dust
1d6
1
It's MOVIN TIME.

Additional Spam:
Yeah, how do you like that?

How ya doing, buddy?

Last edited by Little Brenty Brent Brent; Feb 20, 2009 at 12:25 AM. Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Old Feb 20, 2009, 12:38 AM #34 of 53
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snaaaaaake!!
1d6
3
Hopscotch!

Lol, nice one bitch.

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Old Feb 20, 2009, 01:03 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 11:03 PM #35 of 53
I know you are but what am I?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Feb 20, 2009, 08:56 AM Local time: Feb 20, 2009, 10:26 AM #36 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
Good Bye Blue Snake
1d6
2
Fuck You Blue Snake
1d6
6
No more Blue Snake

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Old Feb 23, 2009, 12:07 AM 2 #37 of 53
20 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
HC 2 Square
1d64
44
WH Square reroll
1d64
45
WH Square
1d64
33
HC 1 Square
1d64
23
Waterhole 5
1d10
5
Waterhole 4
1d10
4
Waterhole 3
1d10
4
Waterhole 2
1d10
2
Waterhole 1
1d10
8
George's Movement
1d20
18
New Lion Chase 3
1d6
1
New Lion Chase 2
1d6
6
New Lion Chase 1
1d6
5
New Lion Square
1d64
40
New Animal Friend
1d10
4
Elephant Movement (my bad)
1d20
19
P y/n
1d2
2
E y/n
1d2
2
Lion Chase roll 2
1d6
1
Lion Chase roll 1
1d6
2
sorry for the huge delay, guys

Gechmir decides to spend a short while with Diss and Radez in square 38. Juanzen inches forward to square 21. Diss makes real progress to square 39. Radez29 is a bit more ambitious and makes square 41 his home.

Ah but here comes this round's true star. Garr has an idea what would make everything better so he climbs the blue ladder, pounces on the lion, and gives him a big ol' fat noogy! Then he daffyducks out of there for the grand chase he's instigated. The grand chase that only captures Radez and takes them to square 40. Garr, you loon.



After that short sprint Mista Lion just doesn't seem to have the energy due to the disrespect given to his beautiful mane. He's had enough. He's out. Peace.

Angel Of Light decides to skip over blue snake this time. A bright future awaits.

Our long-nosed friend moves on up next to the curious Warp Panda in square 26.

Oh Garr, what have you wrought. Mista Lion may have left the stage but his brother George has heard of your shenanigans and is happy to give you the run you desire. But that's what you wanted, isn't it? George chases Garr, Radez, Diss, and Gech all the way down to square 28 joining their good buddy Angel of Light.



This surely won't be the last our players will see of George. He makes his way up to square 36. He waits.





























With most of the players gathered together (poor Juanzen) they make camp and rest after a long day's journey.

Over the night it storms. Morning comes and with it some rather large waterholes and oh hey in them are some new animal friends! =D


Hippos and crocs! Oh my! =O

And oh lookyloo it's some flamingos. Let's be careful not to spook them, k? =)



Well, let's take a look at this new board~



























i hope you guys land on these things

I was speaking idiomatically.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 23, 2009 at 04:09 AM.
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 02:47 AM #38 of 53
3 Dice Rolls
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Dice
Result
F Square reroll
1d64
24
F Square
1d64
34
HC 3 Square
1d64
16
Using this post for rolls. I've maxed my rolls in the last one. How odd.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 03:01 AM Local time: Feb 23, 2009, 01:01 AM #39 of 53
Wow Garr, you asshole.

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Old Feb 23, 2009, 10:08 AM Local time: Feb 23, 2009, 10:08 AM #40 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
Result
Barrel-rolling the die~
1d6
4
God dammit Garr! >:[

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 23, 2009, 01:16 PM Local time: Feb 23, 2009, 02:16 PM #41 of 53
1 Die Roll
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Die
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whatever makes Garr cry
1d6
3
Garr can't be so happy, because I am coming.

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Old Feb 23, 2009, 07:24 PM Local time: Feb 23, 2009, 05:24 PM #42 of 53
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Die
Result
God damn lion getting son of a
1d6
2
Garr can't be so happy, because I am coming.
On the contrary, that makes him very happy.

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Old Feb 23, 2009, 11:07 PM #43 of 53
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come onnn crocs
1d6
3
come on crocodiles, gimme some crocodiles. Putting it all on crocodiles!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 11:34 PM Local time: Feb 23, 2009, 11:34 PM #44 of 53
God damn. What a horrible set of rolls this round :[

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Feb 24, 2009, 12:23 AM Local time: Feb 24, 2009, 01:53 AM #45 of 53
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animal shenanigans ahoy
1d6
5
By sheer luck, I'm actually on GFF while its my turn to roll the dice. Lets see what animal shenanigans I will run into.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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