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There were some fireworks shot off at midnight, and it is possible that the birds were on their roost and stressed so bad that it could have killed them." -- Keith Stephens, Arkansas Game and Fish Commission, on what caused over 4,000 birds to fall dead from sky on New Year's Eve in Beebe, Ark.

I ran across this today and thought WTF. Post your strange quotes.

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What is a man? NOTHING BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

Well, you said strange.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

LOL where is that from?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"By the sands that time has shifted, By the Winds of weird Watoomb, Let the masking veil be lifted, Though it means a demon's doom!"

"By the light -- By the Truth -- By Sangreal and sword and Pendragon's Fire -- By Defender's might and Dragon Circle's destiny -- Behold thy bane!"

"By the darksome void where chaos reigned -- by the myriad Moons of Munnopor -- the Silver Surfer be now constrained by the Roving Rings of Raggadorr"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Plus I have to write something here about the quote. It's the strangest quote I have ever seen.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Imagine the horror of wading into a murky lake and feeling your legs engulfed by a squishy amoeba the size of a pro-wrestler.

From the recommended supplementary textbook for my course.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

From a study I'm reading:

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The five verbs with highest negative impact on stock price are hereto, comparable, charge, summit and green.

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