What stereotypes do you fit into?

I am a fat neckbeard gamer who is on the internets. I hear that's a fairly popular stereotype and, in this case, completely true.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm the stereotypical stuck-up antisocial guy everyone hates or doesn't care about.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

ASOCIAL, dammit. Being antisocial is something entirely different.

I'm all over the place as far as stereotypes go. Fat crazy drunkard, neckbearded internet shut-in, tourettes-guy style fatbody rage, it's really hard to pinpoint one.

Maybe just "unbalanced" would do fine.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I al;ways thought I'm above all stereotypes

I'm gay, but I consider my dressing "straight" (my bf thinks so too)
I voted conservative, and I'm an environmentalist ( though i disaprove greenpeace and the likes, some of whom want to give trees rights:eyebrow: )

Well, there might be one i fit into: I'm a french quebecer, and I use religious curse all the time

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I browse the internet, so this obviously makes me a 4channer.

Right, GFF?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by GALM-2

I browse the internet, so this obviously makes me a 4channer.

Right, GFF?

"Confirmed." -- GFF

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Fire On Ice

I'm fat, single and not particularily smart. I'm a stereotypical internet girl.

POST OF THE GODDAMN YEAR.

I LOL'D. SUPER FAST PUNCH LINE. WOULD READ AGAIN. A+++

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm Mexican, eat tacos for breakfast, I've robbed a few of you at gunpoint and I drive a stolen vehicle. I also don't speex English so güd.

Also nominating Fire On Ice's post for Post of the Year™

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm a snobby Brit with a sophisticated accent and a totally pretentious vocabulary.

I'm also a metalhead who hangs out with the social outcasts on campus (actually a pretty big group), I like my hair long, I headbang and I have a body-length black leather trenchcoat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm a hick simply because I live in a wooded area where just about everyone owns a truck and shoots deer.

I'm not sure how I fit into that stereotype since I don't own a truck or shoot deer. Infact... I hardly ever go outside. I certainly don't wear flanel or levis/wranglers.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Southerner/Texan:

I live in Austin, TX.
I voted for Bush (didn't much care for Kerry).
I have a Texan drawl.
I love greasy green enchiladas with refried beans, rice, chips, and hot sauce.
I drive a 4X4 pickup truck.
Half of my friends are Mexican.
I listen to Country, but mostly Texas Country like Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green etc..
I have pride in my state.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I am from Philly. I love cheese steaks, I hate the Cowboys and their fans and yes I want to see them and their families all die horrible deaths.

(waiting for someone politically correct to overreact)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A typical Finn?
- I drink beer frequently
- I listen to metal music
- I speak terrible english

FELIPE NO

- I'm very peaceful yet so revolutionary
- I'm a huge fan of Rock & Metal music
- I don't wear make-up
- Converse ROCKS !
- I play the piano
- I'm taciturn
- I can easily get along with people but I keep my distance

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by whatever

- I'm very peaceful yet so revolutionary
- I'm a huge fan of Rock & Metal music
- I don't wear make-up
- Converse ROCKS !
- I play the piano
- I'm taciturn
- I can easily get along with people but I keep my distance

How in the fuck is that a stereotype? Especially that first one, that's not a stereotype it's just fucking lame. Please, explain to me what stereotype this belongs to, because all I'm seeing right now is "LOL I'm 14!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Im middle eastern
-Im not a big fan of america

Im a boxer
-Im easily aggrivated
-Im a bragger

no homo

Art student in Wyoming:

- No one's heard of Wyoming
- I think I'm the best god damned artist on the planet yet I'm actually very bad
- Though I don't feel the need to dress with a Bohemian sense of mind, I still don't know shit about fashion
- I can understand all those weird art movements

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I fit int the Geeky Anime Stereotype at my school. But the funny thing is that I'm in high demand cause I'm where everyone goes to for Computer repair and computer Data.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's funny beacuse some people have asked my previous ex girlfriends if they were dating a rocker. I guess the long hair combined with old jeans and stuff makes them perceive me that way.

I also have this serious look I love to death, extremely serious I'd say. People often ask me if I'm mad at them, I just laugh in the inside. This help me a lot, because some girls think of me as a noble guy who doesn't kill a fly, wolf in sheep clothes I'd say.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've wanted to post in this thread, but I took time to think of a lot of things for it.

I'm Filipino. So...

I was born in Adobo City. ZING!
I'm short. 5'6+ = GIANT.
Toyota Corollas abound in my family. (and to address previous posts: I stereotype most "asians" with Hondas and Filipinos with Toyotas, but I suppose either is fair game)
I'm religious.
There's a cross in my room, as well as a mini-religious shrine.
My cars all have rosaries dangling from the rear view mirror.
My cars have stuffed animals in the back.
Arrive to events late, since it's normal anyway (more of an asian thing).
Karaoke at every party.
I can dance (except I'm really shy about it).
I try to eat rice with every meal.
Cupboard full of spam, corned beef, and vienna sausage, the gourmet meats of Filipinos.
I take food home from parties.
I wash and reuse disposable cups, plates, spoons, forks, etc.
Whenever I get situated somewhere, I seem to seek other Filipinos, then collaborate to start the [insert a Filipino adjective] [insert a synonym for "group"] of [insert current location].
I'm close with my family.
My mom's a nurse.
I want to marry a nurse.
Everyone (Filipino) older than me is either an Auntie or an Uncle.
I point with my lips.
I look around whenever I hear "Sss." or "Hoy!"
I scratch my head when I don't know something.
Everything can be a drum.
<3 basketball (probably not a stereotype).
I wear tsinelas (flip-flops) regularly, sometimes with socks. O_o
I love the Philippines, but I'm scared of the Filipinos there.

Fun list.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's ok, I'm from Canada, and Canadians scare the shit out of me.

FELIPE NO

I'm an asian nerd:
- loves videogames
- plays the piano
- would rather play games that party/go out
- enjoys VGM thoroughly
- works in software development
- wears glasses =(

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm an asian guy.

I play the violin...
im sorta skinny...
i eat rice with chopsticks almost everyday.
i play videogames like FF...
DDR too..
i take the highest level classes in school
i like science and math
and i wear glasses too... : (

Jam it back in, in the dark.

quiet, shy, geek, a little out of the ordinary

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quiet, laid-back, wore drab colors and pants made of pretty much anything but denim, always had some kind of coat, yawned alot. People'd call me a druggie but I was more of an 'outcast': appreciated by those of limited understanding, scorned by those of none.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.