Metal Gear Awesome

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383

It's fabulous in all aspects!

"You takin' a dump?"
"Heeeell yeaah"

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woah was that ever funny ^_^
"you know when you have diareah and it doesn't hurt, its so satisfying. Oh yeah"
*shoots the Darpa Chief* Yeah umm he died of a heart attack

The voices for liquid and snake wernt bad either

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"Snake, go sneak that shit!"
"OKAY!!"

I also loved the voice of Mei Ling saying "Hullo solid SNAAAAAKE".
Tremendeous.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I gotta say that my favorite part is where he grabs the gun a twists it into a dog and then eats it. "You've got rookie eyes." Hahahahah.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was laughing, yet felt guilty about laughing... that was so wrong.

I was speaking idiomatically.

"I don't know what the fuck to do."
"Dude, you're supposed to look on the back of the CD case for Merryl's codec number"
"Well, how the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?"
"Colonel tells you."
"Oh... Whoops!"
"What...?"
"I killed him."
!
BANG

Instant motherfucking classic!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Stickman Psycho Mantis was great.
"You like meeeeen!"
"Oh my god!You can see into my mind?"
"No."
"FUCK!"

FELIPE NO

Ahahaha, this is fucking fantastic.

The impression of Liquid was SPOT ON. I laughed all day. You could list everything in this video because it's ALL AWESOME, but I liked the blowing up of the wall in particular.

"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"
*walks away*

Classic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

JESUS CHRIST I KNOW HOW TO CLIMB A FUCKING LADDER!
*Jesus comes down to put back his ear.
"It's cool" Great stuff.
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"Meryl Shoot!"
"How am I supposed to shoot? You fucking ate my gun!"
Excellent!

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Originally Posted by YUKTOBANIA

"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"
*walks away*

HAH, that was like the best

"Didn't even brake a sweat!"
*freaking beam of sweat*
"Oh shit I killed the dog by sweating"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This is possibly THE funniest shit I have ever seen on Internet. You all named your favorite lines but I couldn't do that; everything's just so fucking funny.

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Yeah I agree, every single line in the flash is just great. You would have to quote the whole thing so you can catch every funny line. Even the opening lines are hilarious:

Snake: Ugh I hate this suit
Cambelle: hey whats up snake
Snake: Ugh can I take off this suit
Cambelle: Yeah sure but its pretty fucking cool *Gets knocked out of the way*
Mei Ling: HELLO SOLID SNAKE
Snake: OMG Hotness I wanna bang you!
Mei Ling: Oh blah blah blah mumbling Snake
Snake: Ok shut up ! >_<

All classic ^_^

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

funny how the first time I didn't understand a single word Mei Ling or Ninja said until after I watched it 20 more times..

"heeellloooo solid snaaaake!"
"oooh! I can't believe I am being hit on by the famous solid snaaake!"


"cool! maybe this can come in handy as a stupid plot device in the sequel.."

I was speaking idiomatically.

We all know the best parts are the whole stand-off with Meryl (balloon animal is the greatest gag EVER), the "YOU KNEW?!" from the DARPA chief and the whole conversation with Master Miller (not Liquid).

Excellent stuff. Probably the most quotable flash animation ever, and with Shinbashi, End of the World and Michael Forever around, that's a feat.

I am sick to death of "funny" parody flashes and whenever I read or am told that something is "hilarius, omg i laughed so hard!!!!!" I groan because they're almost always incredibly unfunny and mundane (like Metal Gear Crisis and 1.2), so this completely swept me off my feet. The art style is "ugly" in a sense, but the more you watch, the more you appreciate the absolutely spot on facial expressions. It's a shame it ended like that, I was hoping he'd do the whole plot.

I also like how the guy plays all the voices besides Meryl and still manages to act a better Solid Snake than David Hayter himself (post-MGS1 that is).

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Originally Posted by Qwarky

We all know the best parts are the whole stand-off with Meryl (balloon animal is the greatest gag EVER), the "YOU KNEW?!" from the DARPA chief and the whole conversation with Master Miller (not Liquid).

Excellent stuff. Probably the most quotable flash animation ever, and with Shinbashi, End of the World and Michael Forever around, that's a feat.

I am sick to death of "funny" parody flashes and whenever I read or am told that something is "hilarius, omg i laughed so hard!!!!!" I groan because they're almost always incredibly unfunny and mundane (like Metal Gear Crisis and 1.2), so this completely swept me off my feet. The art style is "ugly" in a sense, but the more you watch, the more you appreciate the absolutely spot on facial expressions. It's a shame it ended like that, I was hoping he'd do the whole plot.

I also like how the guy plays all the voices besides Meryl and still manages to act a better Solid Snake than David Hayter himself (post-MGS1 that is).

Yeah I also hoped he would cover most of the game. It would be hilarious to see the part when you encounter the ninja around otacon.

Hungry for wooooooooooords!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Spatula

"It's cool" Great stuff

I like how Jesus sounded like a TOTAL stoner.

How ya doing, buddy?

I knew this would be truly awesome as soon as things (and Snake) moved incredibly fast.

"Hey wazzup Snake!?"

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This reminds me alot of those Joe Cartoons. With the hamster, and the lost dog and the blender, and the frog, and the microwave, and the truck, and the chicken bone.............................................. .....

There's nowhere I can't reach.

lmao. That really was awesome. Probably the best Metal Gear parody i've seen, next to crab battle. Non-stop laughs from start to finish.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This is a fucking awesome flash. Very rarely do we so something so relevant and funny.

How ya doing, buddy?

SHIT I KILLED A DOG BY SWEATING.

my brother sent me a link to this video not too long ago. I was hoping nobody had posted it yet ;_;

I pretty much cried from laughing so much. I suppose that's not such a big deal considering I do that fairly often though. anyways, definitely one of the best flash movies I've seen. so hilariously accurate too.

How ya doing, buddy?

My face hurts from laughing. Remember Meryl's ass, as it is important indeed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I first avoided it like the plague when it first came out. Reason being is because it looked stupid. then I saw it on the front page for a long time and watched it.

Soldier: Where did these foot prints come from?
Guy: WTF I wasn't expecting that!
!
Guy: FUCK!
Colonel: SNake, yo Snake? SNAAAKKEEE
Guy: STFU
Colonel: Sorry G, I thought Snake was dead!
Snake: Didn't Even Break a sweat
*Sweat Beams*
Snake: Shit I killed a dog just by sweating.

I for one hope they do another one. Maybe do the second part with Otakon in it. I would love to see how they make Otakon Piss his pants.

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I already saw it but seeing it again is still as funny as the first time! LOL

Did anyone notice the 'SNAKE LIKES PENIS' written at the bottom of the screen after he kills the dog? Made me think about an old comic I did years ago...



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That was hilarious, I hope they do one for MGS2 and MGS3.

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