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View Poll Results: Do you have a "significant other"?
Yes. We are married. 5 8.93%
Yes. We are engaged. 4 7.14%
Yes. We are dating. 22 39.29%
Yes. We are fuckbuddies. 7 12.50%
Yes. We are secretly seeing each other on the side. 0 0%
No. He/She dumped me. 1 1.79%
No. I've never had one. 3 5.36%
No. I kicked that bitch/asshole to the curb. 4 7.14%
My name is Miles and I sleep with stuffed animals. 4 7.14%
6 10.71%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

IMPERATIVE POLL QUESTION
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:02 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 01:02 PM #1 of 51
Exclamation IMPERATIVE POLL QUESTION

Come on now, people. Don't fuck this one up like you do your daily cup of coffee.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:14 PM #2 of 51
This is some sort of trick question.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:22 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 09:22 PM #3 of 51
Why can we not pick multiple answers?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:23 PM #4 of 51
Why does it always have to be about sex with you? Don't you love me for who I am?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:24 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 12:24 PM #5 of 51
I like how it jumps from fuckbuddies to engaged. There is no middle ground!

Also only females can dump people.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:32 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 12:32 PM #6 of 51
Your options are terrible.

Yes. We are engaged.



Yeah, but all we do is fuck.

Umm... I fall somewhere in that HUGE GAP YOU JUST LEFT OUT. Also willing to buy, Yes, but all we do is eat. I think this will work for more than just Me and Ed as an option. Also where are the options for fags.

Also lol posted as Aaron. TOLD. MYSELF. OFF.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:35 PM 7 #7 of 51
I love polls that tell you more about the pollster than about the respondents.

FELIPE NO
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:37 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 01:37 PM #8 of 51
I like how it jumps from fuckbuddies to engaged. There is no middle ground!
It seems the most appropriate.

I like how "dating" is non-existant since that seems the most unstable stage. Do those people wait to vote until they break the dating off or they finally fuck each other enough to call themselves in a relationship fuckbuddies?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:43 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 01:43 PM 1 #9 of 51
You people are so Dullenplain about EVERYTHING.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 03:54 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 01:54 PM #10 of 51
Where is the 'No. I kicked that bitched to the curb.' option?

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 04:02 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 02:02 PM #11 of 51
Protip: Polls don't work all that well when they only revolve around your hilarious romantic encounters and fuck ups.
Bitch, I put a "We're married" option on there. What more do you want from me?

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 04:04 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 02:04 PM #12 of 51
Why isn't there a 'has a secret lover on the side' option too?

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 04:04 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 01:04 PM #13 of 51
Well now I want to change my answer, cause I seriously am just fuckbuddies with her (we don't have time for a relationship at the moment).

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 04:42 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 03:42 PM 1 #14 of 51
I demand a multiple choice option.

As I am sleeping with her, but she's engaged to some other dude. My homewrecking debauchery won't be derailed by your close-mindedness, Mexican't.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 06:12 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 04:12 PM #15 of 51
Where's the "we're living together" option? More serious than "dating," not "engaged."

Also, if we wanted to compare to GameFAQ's, you should have just kept the original options . . .

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 06:28 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 05:28 PM #16 of 51
If you actually thought those numbers would match up, you've clearly never been to gameFAQs.

P.S.

You're married. Even without the ring. A kid turns every relationship into marriage.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 06:36 PM #17 of 51
If there's more than one vote in any category then you don't have enough options. Where's the "We'd be fuckbuddies if there weren't a planet in the way" option?

Also, I'm not talking about Mo0.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 06:50 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 04:50 PM #18 of 51
A long distance relationship essentially belongs in the "it's complicated" terminology of Facebook: You're pretty much fucked.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 07:02 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 06:02 PM #19 of 51
If there's more than one vote in any category then you don't have enough options. Where's the "We'd be fuckbuddies if there weren't a planet in the way" option?

Also, I'm not talking about Mo0.
Though he is a planet.

And often in the way.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 07:04 PM #20 of 51
You're pretty much fucked.
No, see, that's what Radez wants to happen.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 07:56 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 05:56 PM #21 of 51
Why does it always have to be about sex with you? Don't you love me for who I am?
That's what they do aside from borderhopping.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 07:58 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 07:58 PM #22 of 51
Was seeing a gal for a few months, but she turned batshit Given my track record: who didn't see that one coming?

MORE DATING DISASTROPHES! D: ONWARD. But yeah, no one right now. Not really looking.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Aug 2, 2010, 09:08 PM #23 of 51
If you actually thought those numbers would match up, you've clearly never been to gameFAQs.
I just like that she really honestly thought that we are a representative sample of the retarded manbaby set* that makes up GameFAQs.

Give us some credit, now. Most of us live on our own!

* and 12 year old boys.

FELIPE NO
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 11:10 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 09:10 PM #24 of 51
Really? Most of us live on our own? Perhaps most of the older regulars, but as a whole? I am skeptical.

And given that it's a public poll, I doubt those who fall into the "never" category are going to be terribly eager to vote. Perhaps we're not at the 40-something percent of GameFAQ's, but I bet there's a pretty decent chunk . . .

How ya doing, buddy?
No. Hard Pass.
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Old Aug 2, 2010, 11:32 PM Local time: Aug 2, 2010, 10:32 PM 1 #25 of 51
Who is there other than the older regulars?

You see a lot of sparkling new faces posting around the boards, nadi?

I remind you CH doesn't count as part of the boards.

Jam it back in, in the dark.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

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