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Martial Law.
Ok assholes, it's E3. That means lots of announcements.
That also means lots of stuff that some faggots will get antsy over. The FF13 announcement, for example. Feel free to discuss, but if I see any stupid bullshit. ANY AT ALL, you're banned for a week. The stupid shit that's already happened in the FF13 thread has gotten BigCN an infraction and him and Karasu a threadban. From here on out though, any shit during this week and you're gone for seven days. No exceptions. Fuck you. How ya doing, buddy? |
There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I fucking love you, Colonel Skills. :love:
Additional Spam: GOD DAMN IT WHO THE FUCK GOT RID OF THE LOVE EMOTICON FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Thank fuck you can't ban me then...
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
So wait, people can't act the same as they act every other goddamn day of the year this week? Awesome, I see a one week ban coming for half the people who post in this forum.
How ya doing, buddy? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
If it turns out to be a good thing, I'll keep it around longer.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
"Hey guys I heard a video game is coming out!"
"Oh yeah, what system?" "All of them" "THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!" What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I remember back when Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out on the Genesis
And all we had on the SNES was regular SF2. We had no speed setting. We had no playable Balrog. It was a ghetto of despair. Oh, they lorded it over us, for about a month, until Turbo came out. Now, you must remember, these were more innocent times, and we did not always know a year in advance what games would come out and when. But this did not discourage their enthusiasms! Champion Edition was still better! Somehow! It was faster (in a way not perceptible by science). And I think this is the key to coming to terms with Squeenix's vile infidelity. Just tell yourselves that the PS3 version is better somehow! Maybe it has high-resolution mipmaps! Most amazing jew boots |
In actuality I have naught to contribute to the topic other than to say hell yes Pang, Dr. McNinja.
There's nowhere I can't reach. #654: Braixen |
How much FF XIII looks like it's set to suck the balls. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
But those balls will be rendered at 1080p with hi-res textures and real-time ballsweat refracting
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
But Pang, which set of testicles should I buy, the one that gives me gamerpoints or the one that gets me trophies
Please help me, I cannot decide and this is very important I was speaking idiomatically. |
The version that has more belts and zippers.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? #654: Braixen |
You should probably buy all of them otherwise you will be left in the stone age with your kiddy failtendo balls and you will not be a Modern Gamer
EDIT: balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls FURTHER EDIT: Additional pylons How ya doing, buddy? |
Hey now mister you've crossed the line just because they require a little extra massaging and wiggling doesnt make them kiddy
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Outstanding thread.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 19514 Level 1.00 Feb 2007 |
Outstanding thread, indeed!
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
How about some personal warnings first next time? Christ do most people even read this shit up here? I guess I should start.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |