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Man killed by pet spider and turned into dead human nest...
I don't know just how much truth this holds as I've heard The UK Sun is a mite sensationalist (as proven by the article itself) buuuuuuuut if there's any truth to it at all.....
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html
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That's awesome. I want to see pictures of it. Wait, I mean... what a tragic story.
Really though, I'm curious to see what the guy and his house looked like when the police burst in. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Good lord, I don't think I want to be part of the autopsy team for this one . . .
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Even if it's true I guess it is exaggerated.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Nyoro~n; Dec 28, 2006 at 05:36 PM.
Reason: spelling
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That is pretty morbid, killed by your pet and eatten. Darwin award indeed, ending up in the buttom of the food chain.
I was speaking idiomatically.
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Don't really see anything horrific about the actual death though. It's not like all the animals ganged up on him while he was still alive. Now that would be horrific. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
that sounds almost like something you'd hear out of the Saw movie series
FELIPE NO You know what? you just might be full enough of shit to apply for congress |
How ya doing, buddy? |
I think that at least he died doing what he derived most pleasure from in this world: deadly animals
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Hold on just one second....when I signed up for life, this was not what I was expecting. Can I get a refund?
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Thank god there were no pics ;___;.
What movie does this remind me of? At any rate, seeing one or maybe two, I just take out my vacuum cleaner and suck it up, but with this? God damn!
There's nowhere I can't reach. - What we all do best -
Last edited by Spatula; Dec 12, 2006 at 06:24 PM.
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Wow, I have trouble thinking of some worse way to die... Or maybe to find someone to died...
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Vive le roi.
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I really really really want to see images from this. I can understand keeping pet scorpions but BLACK WIDOWS? Darwin Award indeed.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Anyone automatically picture the corpse from that movie Arachnaphobia?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
It is my understanding--as I am told by a professor of biology--that fatal black widow bites are actually quite rare. Combine that with becoming a spider nest, and you've got me quite suspicious as to the validity of this story.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Rare because most people are smart enough to stay away from the fuckers.
FELIPE NO |
Agreed.
There would be more shark related deaths if people kept them in their bathtubs and showered with 'em, y'know. How ya doing, buddy? |
I really want to see pics of this.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Wow! Wicked! Well, on second thought, creepy as hell can be. I would be appalled and disgusted if I were one of the people that walked in there for the first time. The stench, the reptiles, and everything. When I first read it, I thought it would be awesome to see some pics. But I came to my senses quickly.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Anyways, this story is ridiculous. I mean, I've heard of stories of people with too many cats, dogs, etc. But not spiders and reptiles you shouldn't have in your home. I would want to see pictures, but I realized that upon seeing such pictures I'd probably be close to throwing up. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I'm skeptical as to the validity, but just the concept gives me chills. I'm not a critter person, and I am definitely not a spider person. Eww. *shivers*
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Wow. One of the most ridiculous deaths ever. I'm somewhat interested into how they traced it back to that exact spider's bite. I guess the body wasn't mutilated enough where he was bitten. Hm, :tee-pee-gee:...
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Great, now I feel like there's spiders crawling all over me after reading that.
I for one do not want to see pictures of this. It'd creep me the fuck out for days on end. How ya doing, buddy? |
Good Chocobo |
I would love to see pictures of that, on the other hand.
But I didn't bother to read the article once I a) saw the source and b) realized it could never live up to my expectations when I read the thread title. EDIT: Nevermind, this was pretty awesome actually,
FELIPE NO
Last edited by Servilonus; Dec 13, 2006 at 01:06 AM.
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Dude, I have no fucking idea how I'd react if I saw the scene. It'd be even worse if cockroaches were involved...*shudders*
For some reason, when I read this I pictured the girl from the intro of "The Ring"(?), just with bugs crawling out of her and such. And yes I do realise that the victim here is a male. And also a maniac. How ya doing, buddy? |
plus. you know. the sun, lol. How ya doing, buddy? this space for rent.
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