Britney Divorces K-Fed. CNN BREAKING NEWS!

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Why this is on top of CNN.com is beyond me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

::noone cares::

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Just had to edit your original title because it was a bit like shouting "Fire" in a crowded room.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by GALM-2

::noone cares::

I hope it wasn't just his inability to sing.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by JazzFlight

Just had to edit your original title because it was a bit like shouting "Fire" in a crowded room.

No complaints. I was just hoping to draw the attention of all the people who give a shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oops she did it again. Another marriage over. At least this one lasted longer.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I didn't realise that they had lasted so long. Ah well..... *loses interest*

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

I hope it wasn't just his inability to sing.

I'm betting that was the main reason. He was awful, let's hope that he doesn't release a "song" about the breakup.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

but do people really give a shit about this? On the day of mid-term elections there has got to be something a lot better to paste in blazing red on the top of their page aside from this tripe. Give me a glowing red "Breaking News" headline that a group of Orthodox Jews decided to disrupt a gay pride parade by setting fires and stabbing people... or that Schwarzenegger's humvee somehow drove over him and killed him when getting home from voting for himself...

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Why god, why?????

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wonder how it will effect the election at hand

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh good, she's finally hitting rock bottom. I hope she does some porn soon before it is too late.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, I am not surprised. These kinds of relationships don't seem to last very long, and Spears was going to be no exception. Funny how its the woman who wants the divorce.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Domino

I'm betting that was the main reason. He was awful, let's hope that he doesn't release a "song" about the breakup.

Are you indirectly claiming that Britney possesses an ability to sing? Because believe me, brotha - girl can't sing but for wailing like a cat in heat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was seriously hoping that having two children would be a good enough reason for her to stick to her guns. I know that hasn't worked in the past, but I'm tired of celebrity weddings/break-ups. The more they do it, the more it perpetuates the joke.

How ya doing, buddy?

Least it was the woman who was the rich one in this case. You all know how divorces usually favor the woman, so I hope they signed a pre-nup, and I hope that it sticks in court (in case K-Fed tries to get it overturned or something).

But yeah, like Donkey said at the end of the first Shrek, "Celebrity marriages, they never last." Couldn't be closer to the truth than that lol (I suppose it doesn't help that paparazzi follow them around like mad, but that's the price you pay for fame and fortune).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by VitaPup

I wonder how it will effect the election at hand

Well, I already know that I'm going to angst about this endlessly and not have the energy to go vote, thus rendering my ROCKING VOTE useless and letting someone else pick a white dude that they think I like. It'll be sweet, man. I just hope that K-Fed makes it through this horrible ordeal.

How ya doing, buddy?

She probably sees him as a liability and an obstacle to her getting her career back on track. I don't feel too sorry for Kev though; she looks like a pug that has gone twelve rounds with Tyson.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh heavenly days? They're getting a divorce? However shall glorius America cope with such a devastating blow to such a talented and oft-respected starlet! This is most certainly such a pressing issue that needs to be covered by every news and radio station and everything else under the sun WOE WOE WOE BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER I'm gonna go play some more Pokemon now. Come back and find me when you have a topic thats actually worth giving two damns about. :P

How ya doing, buddy?

I shall have to congratulate both of them on this wonderful news. "You left Kevin? CONGRATURATIONS!" "You left Britney? CONGRATURATIONS!" A winner is both of you!

Yeah, neither of them can sing, neither of them can dance, and neither of them are really worth giving a crap about. Her kids will be fine - she's rich enough she'll be able to hire some makeshift parents for 18 years.

Hopefully if she does porn, she goes back to looking like her old self. As in, her young self. As in her before-i-got-turned-into-ugly-slutbag self.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

hell ya.

it seems that britney, finally not emotionally unstable due to pregnancy, is able to realize what's going on around her enough to realize k-fed is pretty much a ridiculous loser.

on a related note, it's clear she's got someone who has smacked sense into her (presumably the person/people responsible for her separation), enough to tell her, as someone who makes a living on image, to dress well and comb her hair when she goes out in public.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You're kiddi*lost intrest*

There goes whatever fame K-fed had. I can imagine his record label shutting down soon.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That's 5 posts directly stating that they don't give a shit about it, and another few indirectly stating it. Come on guys, you give a shit, and I have 22 ways to prove it!

I give a shit too. The future is in the children. The children don't give a soaring shit about elections. They care about celebrities, most notably that Britney skank. This is going to damage them, and therefore have a more noticeable effect in the households of everyday families than some election here and there.

:eyebrow:

In other news, thousands of teenagers now have absolutely no reason to dress-up as K-Fed for Halloween next year.



But you can still dress up as Britney. Especially if she does porn.

EDIT: The posts pile up even before I can finish mine. Proof pudding. :ashamed:

I was speaking idiomatically.

This is more important than the elections! Britney's available now... I'd better jump on that.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well the only time i ever cared about britney was with that vid her husband released where she was totally wired.

I guess that bad to only know someone by that but that little clip was funny as hell made her look so stupid.

Oh well cant wait for the custody battles in the paper!.

FELIPE NO

When I heard about this, I just said to myself.... gee.. why am I not suprised. the custody battle ought to be entertaining though.

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Spears divorced? You gotta be kidding.

Jam it back in, in the dark.