Where Did the Peanut Butter Go?

It is not on the counter. It is not in the pantry. I just used it yesterday. Where the hell did you put it? My sandwich is halfway made there is no stopping now.


Yes yes I found the dog's peanut butter, but it is way too gross for me. It is for dogs only. Too gross for a sandwich for a human. That peanut butter has been sitting in a closet above the dryer without a lid for months. I've smeared tennis balls into that jar myself, no way I'm eating out of that.

Looking in the pantry again.


Nnnnnnnnnnn!!

Where is it??


WHERE IS IT???




If this belongs in help desk I apologize

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But there is already jelly on the bread. A jelly sandwich with a pickle is impossible. Can't be done. But a jelly only sandwich is just as absurd. Picture something like that in your mouth. All wobbly and gooey and then your fingers push right through it until you are eating it out of your palm.


Doggy peanut butter it is.

Additional Spam:
Ok nope I see hair

a lot of hair

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It used to be kept in the fridge, but it has been explained to me that it is wrong of me to do that but now look where we are. We are not in the bathroom.

I found it. It was in the pantry. Under a smaller jar of peanut butter.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.