[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I think the bullshit is now over. Got I wish UMANGA would do something with Adamle.

OH SHIT!!

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Rowdy Roddy Piper with one hell of a burn on Santion...

"What you need...is to get a designated driver! HAHA

I was speaking idiomatically.

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It's about that Rowdy, Rowdy. Yeah! Yeah! WWE, never freakin fire Cryme Time ever again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

His walk out on ECW *is* a storyline. They're having him be like that on purpose.

Also, I died at Piper. "The Super Mario Brother." lewl. That burn on Santino was classic though.

But Santino is still great. "Rodney the Piper" rofl.

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Originally Posted by Slash

I think the bullshit is now over. Got I wish UMANGA would do something with Adamle.

OH SHIT!!

Spoiler:

Rowdy Roddy Piper with one hell of a burn on Santion...

"What you need...is to get a designated driver! HAHA

I don't get it, to be honest. That part left me confused. And apparently the WWE wants to lose ratings on RAW.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Honestly, I turned it off around the Piper thing because three grown men were crying about who bitch-slapped who.

Wasn't too impressed overall, although I missed the main event.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Santino was arrested in Florida on DUI charges.

WNW Exclusive: Santino Marella Arrested On Charges Of DUI - Full Details

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Torrie Wilson is gone. She might be the first woman wrestler in quite some time to have to retire/then be fired due to a severe injury. Kinda poor taste from the WWE if you ask me but what else is new?

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So they're firing people WITH talent and charisma, yet they're bringing in people who possess at most one or neither of those abilities. Am I keeping up so far?

Originally Posted by dagget

I've got a bit of an idea... Why don't we make our own PPVs? If I can find a way to record PS3 footage on my PC, I could do matches we could make up for PPVs. I'm sure they'll be better to watch than the stuff on TV lately.

Well if it allows you to create your own wrestlers as well, then go for it. We could have Goldberg, Sting, and Angle on there, along with the Dudleys. They won't have their own Titantron and you could just not give them an entrance theme but then you could add in the music in the video editing process. Also, you could turn off the commentator's voice and let people on these forums do the commentary for the matches.

Maybe I'm taking the idea too seriously, but it sounds like fun.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Actually Torrie Wilson was told that her injury was career ending and that there is a 1% chance she could return.

Not to mention she has her other endeavors and doesn't really need the WWE anymore anyways

How ya doing, buddy?

Actually daggest, nodq did something like this with a CAW league. It was REALLY popular back in like 2004/2005 and had a return in 2006/2007, but nothing really this year.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, I'd have to unlock everyone first and that's hard to do because of the way the shit is set up. I don't have any fan popularity because apparently it's COOL to lose 15 points when I have to rest. (that and I only make 2k/week in season mode)

Even then, I'd have to find out how to record the footage to the PS3... suck thing is I can't set up PPVs in the game like in the past games, they just have King of the Ring style tournaments. :|

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Haha, that fifteen point loss is so....'fun'.

Some other news. Looks like I was wrong with Torrie as she asked for her release. So um, nevermind about my comment on that.

Jeff Hardy will be back. Will be be back for good? Who knows!

Looks like Angle has an injured neck. He'll still wrestle at the PPV but no house shows. I wonder though if he'll take a break afterwards. May be good for him physically and his character.

And the big news of the day is...looks like Bollea (Hogan's last name) is going to jail for eight months and won't be allowed to drive for three years. This is quite a surprise. I mean, Bollea of all people, going to jail? Who would have thought it. Mr.

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Nick

Bollea...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Actually Torrie Wilson was told that her injury was career ending and that there is a 1% chance she could return.

But Chloe still has a contract, right?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well...

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Booker T turned heel again, beating down Cage/Rhino. What is it with WWE guys having heel turns within six months of their arrival in TNA (Rhino, Cage, Angle...).
LAX won the tag titles.

Kaz won a shot at the world title, replacing Angle. Joe retained over him and Steiner.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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It was obvious anyway. Just like there will be a Nash heel turn against Joe at some point. Just pay attention to his body language and the small stuff he says when Joe leaves first after the interviews. Kaz has got to be the most prolonged build up of a character I've seen since. . . the Rock and Stone Cold.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe, but Kaz definitely has the in-ring ability to give plenty of top-notch matches and is one of the freshest new faces I've seen in ages. I'm very excited for his potential. He needs a hot feud with some classic matches in there instead of the stuff he normally gets (although two matches where he's earned title shots and the matches themselves are nothing to sneeze at...His first match Vs Angle was excellent).

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Welcome back Hardy...this time don't fuck it up because this will probably be your last chance in WWE since I'm sure TNA is done with you.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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For once I was smiling while Cena was talking.

And Y2J has been selling Sweet Chin Music so damn good lately >_<.

Did not see Cade nailing Murdoch coming at all. Could it be a Bret/Owen recreation?? >=D

Yep Hardy is back and glad he didn't job to Umaga.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Why would I not be surprised if HBk and Jericho BOTH turn heel on Batista?

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Originally Posted by mortis

Well...

Spoiler:

Booker T turned heel again, beating down Cage/Rhino. What is it with WWE guys having heel turns within six months of their arrival in TNA (Rhino, Cage, Angle...).
LAX won the tag titles.

Kaz won a shot at the world title, replacing Angle. Joe retained over him and Steiner.

Rhino started in TNA as heel. He turned face pretty quick.

The depressing thing about the Cade/Murdoch angle is that Cade will get the push while Murdoch will be stuck to relative jobber status. I find Murdoch much more enjoyable (especially on the mic).

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Both are good wrestlers. . . why did they take away Murdoch's mean streak(same way they did Victoria) is a mystery to me. Also again, why even have a tag team division? Granted Cryme Time is back, but now it's back to three teams -.-. Lilian has a very nice voice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

3 teams?

You have santana and carlito, London/Kendrick, The Highlanders (if they're still not punishing robbie) and theres Cryme Tyme.

They just need to unify the tag titles and all that stuff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yea I've not included the Highlanders because I don't know how their situation will go. (Haha the WWE Tag Titles have not been on RAW in a long time)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Who even has the tag titles right now?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes, and they happened to defend them on Raw last night against Santino and Carlito.

I was speaking idiomatically.