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Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back
STRANGERS IN THE ALPS pt. 2
Welcome to the second annual Catan play-by-post thread! This year I'll be taking over as game moderator while Hyde is off in Korea doing whatever it is Koreans do. Not playing Catan or going to GFF Meets, that's for sure. Hyde set up some great parameters for the thread-game so allow me to rip his work off: The game will play out just like a normal game of Catan with a few exceptions. Unique House Rules - players may trade before their roll - players may use their ports before their roll - players may use more than one Development Card per turn - players may use Development Cards as soon as they are purchased. Online Mechanics Resources drawn are sent as a PM to the players. Development cards are also indicated in PM. Players must indicate in bold when they END TURN. Any road building, settlement building, city upgrades, and thief movement should be as specific as possible so the game master can properly update the game board. The game master will moderate discussion and will interfere is cheating is suspected. The game master will regularly update the game board and keep track of points and cards. No turn may last more than 48 hours. If you are unable to take your turn and the time limit has passed the game master will roll on your behalf and pass the turn immediately. If at any point a player must discard half their hand and that player shows no activity within the time limit your cards will be discarded at random for you. 5-6 Player game~ There are six players. The official guide has some rules but this is the Alps and we live by our own rules: -Players may trade, build, and use developement cards BEFORE their roll. Can you survive 5 rolls? LIST OF STRANGERS (interact with caution): Hyde 5 Points. 1 Knight. 1 Dev Card. Zeph 5 Points. PANGALANG 3 Points. 1 Knight. a_lurker 6 Points. Longest Road. Frank 2 Points. Plarom 3 Points. 1 Knight THE ISLAND:
THE TOOLS:
THE CARDS:
RELEVANT EVENTS:
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
Just earlier tonight I realized I still haven't bought ingredients for a White Russian.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Observant Provisions | [adult swim] "Dude, this is gonna.. Man, this is gonna wicked, like, really hurt." |
Regressing Since 1988 |
Just earlier tonight I had a bar meeting with the other keymaster's, my main point was that we need to sell more White Russians.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Just earlier tonight, I was wishing I had a White Russian instead of banging an ugly Mexican chick.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
![]() How ya doing, buddy? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Fuckin' Cuervo.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Just earlier tonight I realized how much I miss double-sippin.
Most amazing jew boots |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
I'm still here.
![]() Sign me up, bra. How ya doing, buddy? |
So how many is that so far?
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Only one person has said they wanted to play.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
White Russians INDICATE APPROVAL AND CONSENT! Sign me up you fucker.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Me too
![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
So FRANK, PLAROM, and DENI have posted here but I'm not sure who's serious about playing yet
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
If you need more bodies to get this thing rolling I guess I'm in
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You will make the fourth RECOGNIZED person. I'll give it a day for Plarom and Frank to chime in.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Regressing Since 1988 |
Yes, I'm playing. Jesus, I need a fucking right wussian.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
GREG GREG GREG!!
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
Sure, i'll jump in too.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
You faggot fuckstick, I am playing, get it in your brain. Don't get mad just because I smashed you at Magic.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Sorry Hawk, Plarom confirmed he is playing. Update incoming within the hour~
Additional Spam: To the six strangers, please begin ROLLING to determain the order. Seat arrangement AND color will be based on the rolls also. High roller gets seat one and color of their choice, etc. Colors: Red, Green, Brown, White, Orange, Blue. OK GO GO GO GO! I was speaking idiomatically. ![]()
Last edited by Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline.; Jun 25, 2010 at 12:09 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Regressing Since 1988 |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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