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(o scotty u) I was speaking idiomatically. |
Scotty: "I found this on Ganyroom... uh, uh, Ganymeer... mede" Tomar: "What is it?" Scotty: "It's... uh... it's green." By Any Other Name One of the classic "Kirk gets all the chicks" episodes. If they do take this down the route of sequels, or a new spinoff TV series, my hope is that they at least stick to their own path and not try to do reworks of all the old stuff. "You know, that 'City on the Edge of Forever' ep. was good, but it really needed more 'splosions." What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
The movie made 76 million this weekend. Pretty impressive numbers. FELIPE NO |
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"Close" makes it sound like you walk around with a sewing kit in your pocket. I think you mean "fill".
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I meant close.
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Saw it today. Enjoyed it, but, much like LeHah, I found some of the camerawork absolutely fucking IRRITATING. I mean, seriously. Abrams, the shakeycam worked for Cloverfield because of the conceit. For this, it was nauseating at times. Also, that fucking zoom in on something from a wide shot to a shot that's . . . slightly less wide? Fuck you.
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There. I give it 4 stars outta 5. It's easily the best of the odd numbered Trek films (not that that's hard, but still). I mean, 1's concept is OK, but then it goes HEY LET'S DO SPARKLIES FOR 10 MINUTES and shoots itself in the foot. 5's concept could have been fantastic, but it's saddled with retardedness. Meh. Oh, and Brady, as far as not liking DS9 because of "NOT ENOUGH SPACE ANOMALIES" goes, I will say, in my defense, that Inner Light has been my favorite TNG episode since its original airing. Most amazing jew boots It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
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Well, I saw it tonight and I have to say I enjoyed it. And I also agree that Bones was great.
Overall, 4 out 5 stars too. The antagonist part was not developed really well and as a result seemed more in the way than anything. I will write a short opinion piece in my journal later tomorrow. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
So if you know absolutely nothing about Star Trek, will this movie be enjoyable as a generic sci-fi action flick?
I was speaking idiomatically. "Oh sirrah" -Hedonism Bot |
When I look back, I kind wished I knew less of Star Trek than I actually knew. As a result, it ruined my experience of this movie a bit. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Black holes do not actually emit dangerous radiation. That is a result of matter spiraling into the black hole, causing it to heat up and emit radiation. That matter takes time to accumulate. FELIPE NO |
I'd have to agree with Vivi, going in with little or no Star Trek knowledge is probably the best because it lets you se the movie for what it is. The more attached you are to the original series, the more likely you are to get pissed at the changes they made just because they're CHANGES.
Also check this shit out, sneak peek at Star Trek 2
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Ok, I just found out that Tyler Perry was in the movie. I'm downgrading my opinion accordingly.
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I was dragged to see it, thinking I wouldn't understand a goddamn thing because I am not a trekky by any stretch of the imagination. But it was worth sitting through, and was entertaining none the less. Of course, you won't appreciate it as much as a trekky would since a lot is lost on the in-jokes and things like that. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Actually LeHah has had the most reasoned reaction to the movie amongst Trek fans that I've seen, and he didn't even really hate the movie.
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How ya doing, buddy? |
For the record, I didn't even read your post.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Not like I did it out of spite, I just didn't see it.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
His journal entry sure as hell didn't hate on it, so how did you know he hated on it?
(hated on hated on) Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Short version: I saw Star Trek. I liked the writing and acting. I was neutral on the overall story, canonicity, etc. J.J. Abrams is still a shit director.
I saw Star Trek in Manhattan at the AMC Lowes at 84th and Broadway (I mention this only because it is an awful theater; don't ever go there). It was Saturday at around 10pm and the theater was quite empty. I had heard reports from folks back in San Francisco that showings were repeatedly selling out, but Manhattan has a ridiculous density of movie theaters so a loosely packed house wasn't a big concern. I was, within the first five minutes struck by what I would deduce as the film's key art directive: respectful modernization. The new textures and old colors on the uniforms, and other costume designs are a good example of this working well, while the overwrought & hyperactive computer displays are an example of this working poorly. As the movie went on and more of the characters were introduced I was thrilled. To varying degrees the essence of the characters had remained and the performances of the original actors were reinterpreted (good: Karl Urban as Bones ("My God, man!"), not as good: Zoe Saldana playing the all-poise Uhura as a Charlie's Angel). The dialogue was snappy, believable and fun to watch. Things unfolded in what seemed a largely sensible manner. As I left the theater though, doubts began to appear: Why was Nero a Bel Air'd copypasta of Nemesis's Shinzon? Plus, why pick on the Romulans? Is Ron Moore the only person who can write a Klingon story anymore? One of the masterstrokes of Generations is that it provides some fascinating back story for an already existing, but underdeveloped race (the El-Aurians). I mean, this is the equivalent of the Romulans waking up to find the writers have left turd on their chest, and then hours later realizing their dog has been shot as well. All other poorly-defined Star Trek races: Beware! Regrettably, establishing an alternate timeline is pretty much the only way to deal with the dense, conflicting, multi-century Star Trek canon. But there's still a big connection to the main timeline and some stuff crops up there. I felt like some screen time could have been taken from some of the more pointless-yet-cool action scenes or pointless-yet-cool Trek nerd nods to resolve some of the more pressing questions about what exactly is going on. I don't know who to blame or how it got started, but the needless mood lighting that's invaded action movies circa late 200X has got to go. Watch Rush Hour 1 or 2 and then watch a few minutes (I don't want to kill anyone) of Rush Hour 3 and you'll see how bad this shit has gotten. CSI's crime lab doesn't need to be lit dark and blue and neither does your movie. In the same vein, the Paramount Presents Michael Bay's Transformers Lens Flare From A Light Source Off Screen and the pointless, post-Matrix camera movements (see just after the cut to Spock at the Vulcan Science Academy) can all get the hell off my lawn too. Good movie? Yeah, I enjoyed myself. Will it hold up in 27 years the way Khan does? Nah. It will be as kitsch and dated and painful as the 23 year old Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales is today. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Okay, college grad, lets show you learned some critical thinking at school when you weren't trying to clear up the previous night's mishap with some cranberry juice. Watchmen exists in comic form, correct? I am familiar with this material very, very well. I wouldn't say I'd write a paper on it because only awful people try to validate their personal emotional response of a comic book with a logical process of deduction. Watchmen was turned into a movie. Follow me still? It followed the comic directly, page by page. It took the material that existed and I had read and put it to the screen. I have seen Hitchcock's Psycho. I have also, by osmosis, seen the 1998 remake of Psycho since its the same thing. Watchmen is absolutely no different and the failure of Zack Snyder is the same failure of Gus Van Sant. Why is this? (Pick up your number two pencils and begin filling in the bubble test, children) Because one of these things is not like the other. Synder and Van Sant did not understand why things were done in the source material; like George Carlin said about the blues "Its not enough to know the notes - you need to know *why they need to be played*". Moreover, Snyder both did not understand that the intent of the material on page is rarely the intent of a film. When Dave Gibbons drew panels that played with perspective or had scope, it wasn't intended to be turned into a movie storyboard as it is a figurative machination of the storytelling and not shoved-like-a-cat-in-a-shoebox literal adaption to film. SHORT ANSWER TO THIS ENTRY: If you do not understand the difference and disparate functions between written word and film, you need to go back to school. (As an aside - what made you think that posting my own write-up was a good idea? Did you bother to read the explanation? Or did you just go AHA I REMEMBER WHEN HE WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND ITS A MATCHING SET AND I WILL BE CALLED CLEVER FOR NOTICING.) I should not have to explain this to you - you are a film grad, are you not? Why is it that a failed art major can have higher deductive reasoning than you in a subject that you have a degree in? Why must you act this stupid? Why must I constantly correct you in things which you are accredited in? Here is where we separate beast from man - and please don't take this as a personal affront Sprout, even though I know you will - the huge difference between when I write about something and when you write about something is that when I do it, its an attempt to circumvent the clever aspects of my person in an attempt to make an argument for a discussion while you go right for being clever to create an argument that should otherwise not exist. So please, please, save your words for someone a little younger than you who just got beaned in the head with a lighting scaffold. The rest of us are getting a little too old to babysit those of you with asperger's syndrome. I was speaking idiomatically. |
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